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Best names in EVE

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1 - 2014-10-13 15:27:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Over the years that I play EVE I have seen quite bizzare things, the most funny of which being names of characters, corporations and alliances such as xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx and many many more.

What are the best names for characters, corporations, alliances, whatever, that you've ever seen in EVE(and remember to this day)?

Bonus points if they have a funny or weird looking avatar.

My favourite characters are:

Ice Driller
Warptobelt 1
Large Collidable Object - lest we forget this great troll
Lady Starfire
Captain Jew
Backdoor bandit

Corporation: LE YOLO LE SWAG LE 9GAG YOLOSWAG SWAGGER CORP YOLO

(Edit: Parsing fail, had to remove links)
Definitly not an-alt
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-10-13 15:29:40 UTC
*cough*
Sox Box
Verdant Spring
#3 - 2014-10-13 15:30:56 UTC
Clearly I win because everybody loves socks.
Jarod Garamonde
Sons of Seyllin
Pirate Lords of War
#4 - 2014-10-13 15:33:10 UTC
Mine.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#5 - 2014-10-13 15:38:04 UTC
Definitly not an-alt wrote:
*cough*

soo how do you buy fedo eggs in jita for 7c and sell them in dodixi for 5c and still turn a profit ?Blink


i had a baddon called "not bait"...it wasn't.
Jean Luc Lemmont
Carebears on Fire
#6 - 2014-10-13 15:39:11 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Definitly not an-alt wrote:
*cough*

soo how do you buy fedo eggs in jita for 7c and sell them in dodixi for 5c and still turn a profit ?Blink


i had a baddon called "not bait"...it wasn't.


Tax credits on the losses obviously.

Will I get banned for boxing!?!?!

This thread has degenerated to the point it's become like two bald men fighting over a comb. -- Doc Fury

It's bonuses, not boni, you cretins.

Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2014-10-13 15:40:33 UTC
Dirty Sansha
Cancer Jesus
deeznutsonyoface
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#8 - 2014-10-13 16:13:16 UTC
Sox Box wrote:
Clearly I win because everybody loves socks.


Or at least pulling them off your perfect little size six feet right before I gently...er...excuse me. I'll be back to finish this post once I go take a cold shower.

Mr Epeen Cool
Max Greed
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-10-13 16:21:29 UTC
Yeah this was easy.

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Solecist Project
#10 - 2014-10-13 16:29:42 UTC
Wow, we haven't had this thread in a while.
I'll just wait until someone points out my corpname again ...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Solecist Project
#11 - 2014-10-13 16:32:29 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Sox Box wrote:
Clearly I win because everybody loves socks.


Or at least pulling them off your perfect little size six feet right before I gently...er...excuse me. I'll be back to finish this post once I go take a cold shower.

Mr Epeen Cool
Sooooo flirting with others, ey? *pouts*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Imogine
#12 - 2014-10-13 16:46:59 UTC
haha, best name I saw, well it cracked me up no end was something like

MY BELT GTFO!



Josef Djugashvilis
#13 - 2014-10-13 16:47:35 UTC
Backdoor Bandit, is my personal favourite.

Give that we are playing Eve, I do think my name is very apt.

This is not a signature.

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#14 - 2014-10-13 16:48:54 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Sox Box wrote:
Clearly I win because everybody loves socks.


Or at least pulling them off your perfect little size six feet right before I gently...er...excuse me. I'll be back to finish this post once I go take a cold shower.

Mr Epeen Cool
Sooooo flirting with others, ey? *pouts*


If it helps any, I'd be thinking about you the entire time.

Mr Epeen Cool
Jenn aSide
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2014-10-13 17:08:22 UTC
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#16 - 2014-10-13 17:17:07 UTC
Honda Accord
Big Lynx
#17 - 2014-10-13 17:17:14 UTC
Solecist Project
#18 - 2014-10-13 17:27:05 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Sox Box wrote:
Clearly I win because everybody loves socks.


Or at least pulling them off your perfect little size six feet right before I gently...er...excuse me. I'll be back to finish this post once I go take a cold shower.

Mr Epeen Cool
Sooooo flirting with others, ey? *pouts*


If it helps any, I'd be thinking about you the entire time.

Mr Epeen Cool
Wow and now you insult me .........................

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#19 - 2014-10-13 17:33:22 UTC
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Honestly...

In EvE, would you expect any other answer?

Blink

Big smileCoolPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
#20 - 2014-10-13 17:53:37 UTC
My favorite is:

1Up Mushroom

Haven't seen him around in a while, but he gets my vote. Big smile

I am a meat popsicle. 

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