Crime & Punishment

Without the feely though the touchy is illegal in many parts of the world. Then again when just paying for touchy it usually costs a lot less.

It is a conundrum.

My GOD LUCAS!!! so tell me how many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb? "don't you mean replace?"

Dear Gevlon: This is certainly amusing and dare I say, even hilarious. Please continue to waste your money and time for a pointless endeavor. Unless someone can show any measurable, quantifiable and relevant change on CFC activities and on member base that can be demonstrated to have occurred due to Gevlon's small business crusade against CFC, I will continue to laugh at you.

Hint: A rank and file member of CFC that has spent at least 6-7 months in with multiple characters and a gamer mindset can and does earn more than you monthly, and thus, more resourceful than you. Your ~wealth~ is only comparable to those who are like that, not top %1'ers such as mynnna.

You are small fish and hence, not relevant.

But by all means, please continue to pursue your hilarious obsession. I for one do cherish the comedic value in your waste of time and resources.

I'll do it, I have kindly supplied a list of things I will require to carry this out

1. A coalition of alliances to come with me to attack CFC
2. A capital/Supercap fleet with a few supporting sub cap fleets
3. A 2nd Capital and 2nd Supercap fleet
4. intelligence from an alt within CFC (At a level where they can actually direct me to titans
6. Enough money to stage POS's in several systems, And a ship replacement program that I can use to refund lost ships in this challenge

These are 6 extremely reasonable requests, I'll even let you keep the 20Bn, Just supply these items for me and we'll be good to go. I would consider this

What?

why wait for an FFA? get to work. according to this thread you're all rich so the loss of isk for the titan kill shouldn't be a problem.

confirming Goons are good guys

He can do that right now without spending anything. The only person who would credit this guy with a titan kill is himself, anyone else would just laugh in his face.

I'll ask Mynnna about it next time I get the chance. I doubt you'll believe me, but Goon director structure isn't so rigid that I'd get bollocked just for asking something. Lowly grunt though I may be.

I'd offer my own, but I don't have a titan (and I don't want one because space coffins suck).

To be perfectly honest Goblin, I'm half tempted to sponsor you in to GoonWaffe (no fee or security deposit), just so you can see what it's like. Once people get bored of awoxing you, I think you'd quite enjoy it.


Well, you know, if you were ~capable~ of feeling joy.

You realise that's a test, right? You can easily get into the CFC, but if you are dumb enough to hand over all of your isk and items to a "recruiter" while there's a massive red warning to never ever do that, then you aren't wanted (but your stuff is). It's a good way of showering newbies with isk while weeding out the idiots in recruitment. Believe it or not, a 30k coalition doesn't just pop up without recruitment.

And I know, the point you always harp on about is how "you can'" get into goonwaffe (the corp). Arguably though, you can, you just need to be an SA member for a while or be a new SA member with a reference. And that's because they are a special interest group. If you want to join the goonswarm (the alliance) as a non-SA member, there's corps of that too. If you want to join goonwaffe (the corp) but don't want to be an SA member, then you wouldn't fit in so you aren't welcome. it would be like trying to join a singing club but hating and not wanting to sing. It's really simple stuff, but seeing how their rejection has caused you to explode so much you're obviously still pretty confused.