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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1021 - 2014-08-07 23:26:38 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Mallak Azaria wrote:
What Lucas has failed to communicate is we use paplinks for a few different reasons. The key reason being that participation is how slices of the pie are divided. This obviously doesn't apply to a small alliance that just does whatever they want in NPC nullsec. Another reason is scale. Checking up on the members of your small elite pvp space bushido corp is a pretty simple task, while checking for participation on a scale of say, 35000, is a monumental task that needs to be more automated to prevent burnout.

Just ask your master I guess, he likes to manually track participation.

Why doesn't N3PL have a system similar to paplinks? Sure, they aren't exactly the same size as you, but close enough.

I get it, really I do. Paplinks make the business & management side of eve easier for goons in an unobstrusive way for your cfc friends.

But therein rests my point. Goons, a corp from SA, a community renowned for sticking it to the ~serious~ communities in any videogame they play, represent the pinnacle of good business & management in eve. That doesn't make you crack at least a little smile?

You know, people say "goons ruin eve" all the time. I don't buy it, not for a second. I think eve ruined goons. Think about it: you guys became the prodigal ~serious business~ players. And that, I think, is pretty funny.
Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#1022 - 2014-08-07 23:49:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Cherry Yeyo
In PL you gotta get a certain amount of kills per month, I believe progodlegend said S2N has discovered the joys and ease of use of the paplink system, not sure what ncdots system is but they usually copy everything PL does so probably a certain amount of kills. Black Legion just straight up kicks you if you're not in fleet every night.

In short, pvp corporations and alliances want active players and kick inactives and useless carebears. What does this have to do with #Titans

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1023 - 2014-08-08 00:01:53 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
What Lucas has failed to communicate is we use paplinks for a few different reasons. The key reason being that participation is how slices of the pie are divided. This obviously doesn't apply to a small alliance that just does whatever they want in NPC nullsec. Another reason is scale. Checking up on the members of your small elite pvp space bushido corp is a pretty simple task, while checking for participation on a scale of say, 35000, is a monumental task that needs to be more automated to prevent burnout.

Just ask your master I guess, he likes to manually track participation.

Why doesn't N3PL have a system similar to paplinks? Sure, they aren't exactly the same size as you, but close enough.

I get it, really I do. Paplinks make the business & management side of eve easier for goons in an unobstrusive way for your cfc friends.

But therein rests my point. Goons, a corp from SA, a community renowned for sticking it to the ~serious~ communities in any videogame they play, represent the pinnacle of good business & management in eve. That doesn't make you crack at least a little smile?

You know, people say "goons ruin eve" all the time. I don't buy it, not for a second. I think eve ruined goons. Think about it: you guys became the prodigal ~serious business~ players. And that, I think, is pretty funny.


This is pretty much the norm across all games that goons play, the only difference between EVE Goons & whatever-game Goons is we're doing it on a massive scale in a serious spaceship game & we've found the perfect counter to management burnout. You should see how seriously we take our tanks & space ninja's.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1024 - 2014-08-08 00:02:01 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Perhaps timesheets are a bad analogy? Would you be happier with a punch clock? Same concept, on push of a button and tells the employer a useful metric. Still a stroke of genius on the part of your leadership

It is, but non-ironically.

I have no idea why someone would be against an open, transparent system, that treats people equally and ignores alliance padding / alts, whilst necessitating a mere fraction of a seconds effort for line-members, but if you want to rally against it, then go ahead.

You should probably consider that you only think it's a bad thing, because someone told you to think it's a bad thing, but I'm not your guidance councilor.

I don't think it's a bad thing per se. I do think it is non-ironically pretty smart. But, and perhaps most significantly, I think it's pretty funny. But let me tell you why.

Let's take a look at another game for a moment: planetside 2. Lots of goons play planetside 2. Do the players in the goon outfit of ps 2 take performance metrics? Do they take attendance? Probably not. Why? It's a game ffs, played for fun.

Let's go back to eve. In my previous post I described in broad strokes how moa operates, at least from the perspective of a line-member. People show up to the ops they want to, and that's pretty much it. No one ever tracked how many and what type of ops I attended. Pretty chill. Some ~elite pvp~ entities have more stringent requirements. Take certain PL corps, they require 30 kills a month from their members as a minimum activity level, but my understanding is they don't particularly care where these kills come from e.g. attending a single large fleet or doing a bunch of small roaming.

Now let's look at the CFC. While pretty innocuous (and possibly quite useful), your dudes punch timeclocks in a fricken videogame. That's a whole new level of ~serious business~. I think this is appropriate here. I just hope you understand why someone might find the system a *tiny bit* funny.

Especially considering that a few years back I distinctly remember your guys making fun of Cascade Imminent/Atlas/etc. for being slumlords. Now the CFC are slumlords who have the majority of their members punch in timeclocks in fleets. You gotta smell at least a bit of the irony here. In my eyes eve is first and foremost a game, played for fun, not ~serious business~.

How does optionally clicking a link in a fleet you optionally joined impact your fun in any way?

I again urge you to examine the assumption you have been spoon-fed that this is inherently bad.

You don't have to turn up for anything, they're simply used to count who was there, for a variety of reasons. e.g. "If I rage-ping for boots at 0900 eve, how many people will turn up on a Wednesday?" - our leadership knows that, because people spent half a second clicking a link.

You've been spoon-fed this narrative that every time you shoot some ****** tower somewhere, that we're crying into our cheerios and 'punching timesheets' or Mittens gets angry. The reality is we do what we want.

PotatoOverdose wrote:
Why doesn't N3PL have a system similar to paplinks? Sure, they aren't exactly the same size as you, but close enough

They count it in other ways, we simply do it in a way which minimizes the effort for everyone involved.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1025 - 2014-08-08 00:10:42 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Khanh'rhh wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:

I don't think it's a bad thing per se. I do think it is non-ironically pretty smart. But, and perhaps most significantly, I think it's pretty funny. But let me tell you why.

...

How does optionally clicking a link in a fleet you optionally joined impact your fun in any way?

I again urge you to examine the assumption you have been spoon-fed that this is inherently bad.

As I explicitly stated in the post you quoted, I don't think it's a bad thing. I think it's a funny thing. And then in the post you quoted and my subsequent post I went into detail explaining why I think it's funny.

The core concept is you have dudes punching timeclocks in a videogame. I find that amusing, and made 2 posts where I explained in detail the particulars of my amusement. That's all, I really don't expect you to agree with it, but I believe I provided enough information for you to understand it.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1026 - 2014-08-08 00:29:22 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:

I don't think it's a bad thing per se. I do think it is non-ironically pretty smart. But, and perhaps most significantly, I think it's pretty funny. But let me tell you why.

...

How does optionally clicking a link in a fleet you optionally joined impact your fun in any way?

I again urge you to examine the assumption you have been spoon-fed that this is inherently bad.

As I explicitly stated in the post you quoted, I don't think it's a bad thing. I think it's a funny thing. And then in the post you quoted and my subsequent post I went into detail explaining why I think it's funny.

The core concept is you have dudes punching timeclocks in a videogame. I find that amusing, and made 2 posts where I explained in detail the particulars of my amusement. That's all, I really don't expect you to agree with it, but I believe I provided enough information for you to understand it.

Because clicking a URL is not inherently funny; your mirth comes from your belief we are doing something unfun/serious business/mandatory in a videogame, whereas this is not the case.

Once more time - challenge the assumption that needing / wanting a means of getting metrics from a 35,000 person organisation is a bad thing.
There's literally no-one who thinks paplinks (or any other similar system) are a bad thing, except the circle-jerk entities (like MoA) who seemingly base most of their existence around hating us, which results in that ex-girlfriend scenario of simply pointing out things we do and hating them without reason (because the reason is you're projecting inadequacies).

'Urgh, he's climbing a tree to save a cat again. That's so like him. I hate him'

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1027 - 2014-08-08 00:31:17 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
The core concept is you have dudes punching timeclocks in a videogame. I find that amusing, and made 2 posts where I explained in detail the particulars of my amusement. That's all, I really don't expect you to agree with it, but I believe I provided enough information for you to understand it.


The core concept is people are pressing an "I was there" button for something they're not actually oblidged to do, but do anyway because they find it fun & like contributing to something.

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John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1028 - 2014-08-08 00:37:59 UTC
As we approach month #3 of this bounty being uncollected I think its time we all pause and reflect.

The GRRR Project was begun on January 10th of this year and continues despite the failcascade and closure of the lemmings alliance themselves.

So after 6 months and over a hundred billion spent on this we have the solid results of: a lot of killmails

0 sov lost

0 moons lost (some weekly exchanges and recoveries) not related to highsec wardecs

0 renter space lost

0 verifiable reports of any player quitting because of a wardec

0 alliances left the CFC

Cant wait to see what the next 6 months brings!
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1029 - 2014-08-08 00:45:31 UTC
I suspect there is something more to this than what Potato is saying. There is a reason he is going on this tangent about 'goons doing something that makes everything easier means they're taking it too seriously', which is ironic considering his master spends a week of every month manually compiling data from the killboards of every notable alliance & corp in the game.

Confirm/deny?

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1030 - 2014-08-08 00:47:00 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Once more time - challenge the assumption that needing / wanting a means of getting metrics from a 35,000 person organisation is a bad thing.

Let's try this again: I never said it was a bad thing. I just said that I find them funny, and I'm not alone in this.

Khanh'rhh wrote:

There's literally no-one who thinks paplinks (or any other similar system) are a bad thing, except the circle-jerk entities (like MoA)

Well, aside from all these dudes from nulli, nc., provi, hero, pl, and pretty much every non-cfc entity in the game. But yeah, sure, w/e. Oh and [insert comment about ~le reddit~ here] to head that one off.


Khanh'rhh wrote:

except the circle-jerk entities (like MoA) who seemingly base most of their existence around hating us, which results in that ex-girlfriend scenario of simply pointing out things we do and hating them without reason (because the reason is you're projecting inadequacies).

'Urgh, he's climbing a tree to save a cat again. That's so like him. I hate him'

Oh, I don't hate you guys. It might surprise you, but for much of moa you're just red brackets we shoot for content. Sure there are a few guys here and there that froth at the mouth at the mention of goons, but most of us are just chill dudes. In fact, on most issues when you guys aren't spitting out blatant propoganda, spin, or ~narrative~, I tend to agree with your dudes.

If you gotta pick something to shoot, why not pick the biggest blob of dudes in new eden and then go from there? That's my reasoning anyway.
John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1031 - 2014-08-08 00:48:16 UTC
I havent punched my timeclock this week I've mostly been playing other games
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1032 - 2014-08-08 00:51:09 UTC
John Ending wrote:
I havent punched my timeclock this week I've mostly been playing other games


That space ninja game is pretty cool.

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#1033 - 2014-08-08 02:05:06 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
John Ending wrote:
I havent punched my timeclock this week I've mostly been playing other games


That space ninja game is pretty cool.


I've found an Internet spaceship game where the ships all look like cheese wedges and doorstops. Eve is on hold for a while.

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1034 - 2014-08-08 02:16:23 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I suspect there is something more to this than what Potato is saying. ....his master....

Exhibit A of blatant propaganda, spin, or ~narrative~: note the repeated use of "his master" in numerous posts in an attempt to push ~narrative~. An attempt to illicit a response is made, the two predicted responses:

1) The target (Potato) distances himself from the subject of the thread (Gevlon) thereby isolating the subject and opening up another avenue of ridicule. "Look Gevlon, even MoA thinks you're ...."

2) The target (Potato) defends the subject (Gevlon), thereby seemingly confirming the initial assertion.

So, which should I choose, door #1 or door #2?

John Ending wrote:
I havent punched my timeclock this week I've mostly been playing other games

Winning at eve.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1035 - 2014-08-08 03:57:50 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I suspect there is something more to this than what Potato is saying. ....his master....

Exhibit A of blatant propaganda, spin, or ~narrative~: note the repeated use of "his master" in numerous posts in an attempt to push ~narrative~. An attempt to illicit a response is made, the two predicted responses:

1) The target (Potato) distances himself from the subject of the thread (Gevlon) thereby isolating the subject and opening up another avenue of ridicule. "Look Gevlon, even MoA thinks you're ...."

2) The target (Potato) defends the subject (Gevlon), thereby seemingly confirming the initial assertion.

So, which should I choose, door #1 or door #2?


Answering the question would be a good start.

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1036 - 2014-08-08 05:16:03 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Mallak Azaria wrote:


Answering the question would be a good start.

Mmmmmk, so as I understand the question was this part:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I suspect there is something more to this than what Potato is saying. There is a reason he is going on this tangent about 'goons doing something that makes everything easier means they're taking it too seriously....

The answer to this question is quite simple, my 'tangent' post about pap links was in response to Gallowmere's post about pap links which in turn was a reply to lucas kell's post about pap links. I think the discussion started quite a bit before that, but you get the idea.

As to why I decided to jump into this thread: I legitimately find the concept of figurativley "punching a timeclock" in a videogame to be quite amusing. From ~le reddit~, we can see that I am not alone in this and that pretty much every non cfc entity in the game has individuals who share this opinion.

Now, humor is not universal: not all groups find the same things funny. It is entirely possible that if you have this sort of participation check in every game goons play (I doubt it but w/e) as you imply here, than you might not see anything unusual. Fine, I can accept that. A difference of opinion, if you will.

And that is, quite literally, the entire reason I posted in this thread. Does that answer your question?
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1037 - 2014-08-08 05:46:22 UTC
A simple deny would have sufficed. No we don't have participation reports in every game, I'm not sure what I said that gave you that idea.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1038 - 2014-08-08 08:42:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Once more time - challenge the assumption that needing / wanting a means of getting metrics from a 35,000 person organisation is a bad thing.

Let's try this again: I never said it was a bad thing. I just said that I find them funny, and I'm not alone in this..


You quoted out the part where I said "except the circle-jerk entities" and then go ahead and link TEST posters circle-jerking on Reddit. Nice job buddy, you pretty much prove my point for me.
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Oh and [insert comment about ~le reddit~ here] to head that one off

You can't just hand-wave away deliberate and willful bias, but nice try I suppose?
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Now, humor is not universal: not all groups find the same things funny. It is entirely possible that if you have this sort of participation check in every game goons play (I doubt it but w/e) as you imply here, than you might not see anything unusual. Fine, I can accept that. A difference of opinion, if you will.

Why are you so caught on this? Eve is not any other game. If you were to look at Eve and look at weirdness that happens here and no-where else, you would never get past the tutorial. Goons, generally, play to either win the game, or have fun making everyone else lose / hate us. In Eve, you do this by beating everyone else at their own game and then thumbing your nose up at the ~~elite KDA~~ players that couldn't stop you. We pretty much do this in every game.
It's funny you specifically mention Planetside2, because the Goon groups in there tend to win by top-down organisation and tactics vs relying on individual player skills, like the orgs that have extensive KDA requirements.

Having said that, pap-links are used in the majority case to ensure allies (i.e. not goons) are, you know, actually allies interested in the same things we are, and not just people who want to be blue to us for safety / espionage or any other reason. Taking a note of who turns up ensures this happens.

Once more, you seem to have been fed some pretty biased missives about goon culture, and have decided to project the inherent hostility towards clicking a URL, which is many levels of ridiculous given it aids so much.

When you're a small group of irrelevant NPC dwellers, you can get by with no organisation. When you expand to the size of the CFC or N3PL you absolutely need to have your ducks in a line, and we wouldn't be here if we said "lol organizing effectively is lame", we'd be irrelvent clowns like, say, MoA.
Even B-R was all-but won by the fact we were better organized than N3PL, who had a much looser grasp on who was where, who was dying, who was getting out.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1039 - 2014-08-08 09:11:08 UTC
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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1040 - 2014-08-08 09:45:38 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
They don't have space. Their key selling point for attracting new members is having no obligations in NPC null while being able to shoot Goons every day. I'm not sure why you have so much trouble understanding this, especially since you can check the recruitment forum just like everyone else.
They don;t have space, sure, but I don;t think I've seen any serious alliance not give a flying **** what their members do at all, mainly since with no requirement to actually help your alliance, you can end up too splintered. MoA clearly have things they require of their members, the only difference is they are small enough to not worry about needing a robust system to track that, but guaranteed, if you just wanted to fly off and do your own thing and not help out the alliance at all, your time would be limited. Why would they provide you logistical benefits if you were just like "**** you guys!" whenever **** hit the fan?

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