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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#481 - 2014-06-12 15:54:09 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
This frees up my money for ......titans...


Holy ****, I understand now.

The madness has stared back at me. All the "bombless bomber" crap... the talk about titans... (thats TWICE in one thread!)

He thinks that ships in EVE are directly scaled regarding their cost!! Therefore, a Merlin would get whelped by a Manticore, because the Manticore COSTS more! I wonder if he knows that an assault frigate can tear up a battleship by itself....

He wants a TITAN! Its the last ship on the "skill tree", eh?? Therefore nothing else in the game can kill it!! HAH!

Goblin, you do know a titan is used for specific things, correct? Your acquisition and fielding of one will only decorate the belt where the goons kill it (oh man, and for panache, I hope they use bombers) - with one of those new titan wreck models.


No need to guess, Gevlon has literally stated that he sees owning a Titan as winning EvE. That's why he asking CCP to add Titans to highsec in another thread - no 0.0 entity will take him, so begging CCP to add supercaps to highsec is his only method of getting one.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#482 - 2014-06-12 15:59:51 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
This frees up my money for ......titans...


Holy ****, I understand now.

The madness has stared back at me. All the "bombless bomber" crap... the talk about titans... (thats TWICE in one thread!)

He thinks that ships in EVE are directly scaled regarding their cost!! Therefore, a Merlin would get whelped by a Manticore, because the Manticore COSTS more! I wonder if he knows that an assault frigate can tear up a battleship by itself....

He wants a TITAN! Its the last ship on the "skill tree", eh?? Therefore nothing else in the game can kill it!! HAH!

Goblin, you do know a titan is used for specific things, correct? Your acquisition and fielding of one will only decorate the belt where the goons kill it (oh man, and for panache, I hope they use bombers) - with one of those new titan wreck models.


No need to guess, Gevlon has literally stated that he sees owning a Titan as winning EvE. That's why he asking CCP to add Titans to highsec in another thread - no 0.0 entity will take him, so begging CCP to add supercaps to highsec is his only method of getting one.


Well he could always rent and get a titan in there...
Maichin Civire
#483 - 2014-06-12 16:31:25 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
This frees up my money for ......titans...


Holy ****, I understand now.

The madness has stared back at me. All the "bombless bomber" crap... the talk about titans... (thats TWICE in one thread!)

He thinks that ships in EVE are directly scaled regarding their cost!! Therefore, a Merlin would get whelped by a Manticore, because the Manticore COSTS more! I wonder if he knows that an assault frigate can tear up a battleship by itself....

He wants a TITAN! Its the last ship on the "skill tree", eh?? Therefore nothing else in the game can kill it!! HAH!

Goblin, you do know a titan is used for specific things, correct? Your acquisition and fielding of one will only decorate the belt where the goons kill it (oh man, and for panache, I hope they use bombers) - with one of those new titan wreck models.


No need to guess, Gevlon has literally stated that he sees owning a Titan as winning EvE. That's why he asking CCP to add Titans to highsec in another thread - no 0.0 entity will take him, so begging CCP to add supercaps to highsec is his only method of getting one.


Well he could always rent and get a titan in there...

He'll get awoxed to the burned ground.
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#484 - 2014-06-12 16:37:34 UTC
Are there links to his Mining / Tackle Titan posts? They sound hilarious, but not to the point where I'd go digging through his blog to find them.
Kryptonian1
ShadowFIre Industries
#485 - 2014-06-12 19:05:28 UTC
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#486 - 2014-06-12 20:06:19 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
Are there links to his Mining / Tackle Titan posts? They sound hilarious, but not to the point where I'd go digging through his blog to find them.

http://greedygoblin.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/elitism-endgame-and-my-titan.html

TRIGGER WARNING: Active tanked mining titan inside. Dual tanked boosting titans inside. You are warned.

n.b. he has deleted his tackle-titan fit and blocks any mention of it on his blog comments. It was basically a rag with some SEBOs, a warp disruptor and dual tank, to be used for tackling supers that came to gank him.

Oh and of course in true Goblin fashion, he imagined his titans won't ever be ganked, because he will offer 500mil to people to not gank him. Presumably, in Gevlon land, when a SC FC is setting up to gank a titan, he tells every line member the location of the tackled titan(s) and the character names of them all, or something.
I dunno, blah blah money solves everything.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#487 - 2014-06-12 21:06:54 UTC
Quote:

PS: of course the "don't listen to more experienced pilots" part was irony. Feel free to comment if you could get more Mercoxite with a Ragnarok.


These are words he actually wrote, by himself, on his blog.


But seriously, if Gevlon wants a Titan why doesn't he just get one? He's already used Chribba as an escrow service and I'm sure there are plenty of NA renters out there who don't give a **** where their Titans go as long as they get money for them.


PS: the Mining Titan was also dual-tanked! Check out those ballin' rigs.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#488 - 2014-06-12 22:11:08 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
Are there links to his Mining / Tackle Titan posts? They sound hilarious, but not to the point where I'd go digging through his blog to find them.

http://greedygoblin.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/elitism-endgame-and-my-titan.html

TRIGGER WARNING: Active tanked mining titan inside. Dual tanked boosting titans inside. You are warned.

n.b. he has deleted his tackle-titan fit and blocks any mention of it on his blog comments. It was basically a rag with some SEBOs, a warp disruptor and dual tank, to be used for tackling supers that came to gank him.

Oh and of course in true Goblin fashion, he imagined his titans won't ever be ganked, because he will offer 500mil to people to not gank him. Presumably, in Gevlon land, when a SC FC is setting up to gank a titan, he tells every line member the location of the tackled titan(s) and the character names of them all, or something.
I dunno, blah blah money solves everything.


I will betray my friends for 500m

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Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#489 - 2014-06-12 22:20:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Voyager Arran
I will betray my friends and pass up on a Titan kill for 500 million divided between myself and every other sellout.
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#490 - 2014-06-12 22:26:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Retar Aveymone
hahaha these socials will never understand the full power of my ultimate weapon: small amounts of internet space money
Maichin Civire
#491 - 2014-06-12 23:36:14 UTC
Quote:
By the way I already figured out my titan fit and just as some of my commenters said, I won't listen to more experienced pilots instead:


Gevlon in nutshell

also:

Quote:
Of course the mercoxite mining won't fill up my day, my primary activity in an alliance will be economy of course. First I will only be space renter but I'm sure the results will convince them to pass bigger and bigger parts of the gathering and production to my professional corp so they can focus on conquering more and more systems.

Strong economy and as many people in fleets as possible is clearly the way to win this game. Any alliance capable of recognizing it (accepting that it's not "l33t skillz" that bring the wins) will dominate nullsec. I can clearly help with the economy part and bring one more "little" ship to the fleet. And dominating space will clearly show everyone the importance of trade and production.


Plans in 2012

... and yet we are in middle of year 2014, and goblin is getting even more enemies everyday and screaming for high sec titans to at least fly one.

If you want titan, you should visit sisi... there you can fly one. But you have to get people who'll build it for you. I surely won't Big smile
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#492 - 2014-06-13 04:31:19 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
Are there links to his Mining / Tackle Titan posts? They sound hilarious, but not to the point where I'd go digging through his blog to find them.

http://greedygoblin.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/elitism-endgame-and-my-titan.html

TRIGGER WARNING: Active tanked mining titan inside. Dual tanked boosting titans inside. You are warned.

n.b. he has deleted his tackle-titan fit and blocks any mention of it on his blog comments. It was basically a rag with some SEBOs, a warp disruptor and dual tank, to be used for tackling supers that came to gank him.

Oh and of course in true Goblin fashion, he imagined his titans won't ever be ganked, because he will offer 500mil to people to not gank him. Presumably, in Gevlon land, when a SC FC is setting up to gank a titan, he tells every line member the location of the tackled titan(s) and the character names of them all, or something.
I dunno, blah blah money solves everything.


Oh man that is bad. But then I looked at today's post. I see no hope for this person.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#493 - 2014-06-13 07:09:45 UTC
Yeah.
"Hey CCP, if you want more players, what you should do it dump extraordinarily tight restrictions on the playtime of your existing playerbase. So tight in fact that fleet battles would become impossible, and so that you'd need to line up your playtime with POS defense if they got attacked. Once your existing playerbase is completely gone, the 3 people who don't play because other players have more than them can join in and all will be well!"

That's pretty much the bottom line of his latest. Basically he thinks all players should be limited to 2 hours per day playtime, and that causals are eager to rush into the game but the thing that stops them is how much isk a "nolifer" can get in comparison to them. I think this pretty much explains why in real life he's a poverty stricken grunt.

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Dave Stark
#494 - 2014-06-13 07:45:52 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
That's pretty much the bottom line of his latest. Basically he thinks all players should be limited to 2 hours per day playtime, and that causals are eager to rush into the game but the thing that stops them is how much isk a "nolifer" can get in comparison to them. I think this pretty much explains why in real life he's a poverty stricken grunt.

based on the fact that the fastest way to accumulate isk is to not play eve, what the **** is he talking about?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#495 - 2014-06-13 08:01:50 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
That's pretty much the bottom line of his latest. Basically he thinks all players should be limited to 2 hours per day playtime, and that causals are eager to rush into the game but the thing that stops them is how much isk a "nolifer" can get in comparison to them. I think this pretty much explains why in real life he's a poverty stricken grunt.

based on the fact that the fastest way to accumulate isk is to not play eve, what the **** is he talking about?
lol, I think he thinks that if the "nolifers" weren't playing, the casual players would think "hey, I can compete with the isk level of all the other players", as if the new players are only staying away because vets have so much isk. Realistically, if we want more players we need better early game content and a smoother way to transition those players into group content. I don't think I've even heard of someone quitting because ice miners have more isk than them, its usually because the game can be boring as sin if you haven't found the parts you love.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#496 - 2014-06-13 12:00:14 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
Are there links to his Mining / Tackle Titan posts? They sound hilarious, but not to the point where I'd go digging through his blog to find them.

http://greedygoblin.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/elitism-endgame-and-my-titan.html

TRIGGER WARNING: Active tanked mining titan inside. Dual tanked boosting titans inside. You are warned.

n.b. he has deleted his tackle-titan fit and blocks any mention of it on his blog comments. It was basically a rag with some SEBOs, a warp disruptor and dual tank, to be used for tackling supers that came to gank him.

Oh and of course in true Goblin fashion, he imagined his titans won't ever be ganked, because he will offer 500mil to people to not gank him. Presumably, in Gevlon land, when a SC FC is setting up to gank a titan, he tells every line member the location of the tackled titan(s) and the character names of them all, or something.
I dunno, blah blah money solves everything.


Oh man that is bad. But then I looked at today's post. I see no hope for this person.

The new racist rant is better. Apparently lumping us all together as one, calling us "them" and then saying "we're evil" isn't discriminatory at all! But, tracking fleet participation to hand out rewards based on merit makes us racist exactly the same as a racist.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#497 - 2014-06-13 12:56:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
Quote:
I have calculated that the average player plays 2 hours a day. Therefore you must play 2 hours a day to compete and have an impact on eve


But Gevlon, you play exponentially more than that and have zero impact on eve. See, competition is about people. If the average player spends 2 hours a day playing eve, that does not mean that you must play that much.

People are not equally productive. A useless carebear spending 2 hours mining on one character does not equal a nullsec player going on a baltect fleet and destroying billions of isk in 1 hour.

Compare the reward of 1 hour of solo or fleet pvp, shooting the **** in alliance mumble, to brainlessly updating market orders for countless hours. The fun any social pvp'er has in an hour is exponentially more productive than a week of your time sitting in a station interacting with nothing but the market window
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#498 - 2014-06-14 09:14:04 UTC
Oh Goonies, I've found some really surprising statistics for Monday. You are so going down!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Casper Khamez
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#499 - 2014-06-14 09:20:52 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Oh Goonies, I've found some really surprising statistics for Monday. You are so going down!


Oh ****.

Brace for graphs with publicly available information that he payed 10 bil for. Will this be the end of the CFC?!?!?!?!
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#500 - 2014-06-14 09:23:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Pete Butcher
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Oh Goonies, I've found some really surprising statistics for Monday. You are so going down!


You mean like in here? Or here? Or here? Or maybe here (I really like this one)?

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