Crime & Punishment

With Gevlon's math and personal alliance failing, he needs something to get his campaign back on track.

How many days has it been since he's posted a racist or sexist tirade? Two? Might be time to give his troops a shot in the arm with one of those.

This is literally Gevlon , except he talks to himself in front of the mirror.

e: The reaction from the guy in secs 45 - 50 is how i react after reading one of Gevlon's posts.

During the Fountain War we used ab stealth bombers fit for max torp dps that can speed tank pos guns and do 500 dps to get a lot of things done instead of sending out supercaps or dreads and having to fight a B-R every other day.

These stealth bombers called: siegefleet caused soo much rage people still talk about it a year later.

You are right that highsec damage to CFC is limited and Lemmings competed Marmite for the kills. This is why they were sent to nullsec.

Marmite can't shoot CFC unless the expensive wardecs. I checked it when the project started: Marmites decced GSF for 40% of 2014. The rest of CFC alliances were decced for a few weeks. They dec all CFC 100% of the time in 2014. And this is what you can't see: Marmite would like to permadec everyone but can't afford it. The enemies of the Goons would like to shoot Goons, but must pause to rat up losses. Now they can kill more Goonies.

The income saved on Lemmings goes to Mordus Angels. You know them right? They are the guys who are trolling you while you are hellcamping an NPC station, which is probably the only way to waste more time than do the work of 1 dread in 15 bombers.

LMFAO. Now I see what he is saying. He cannot grasp why you would use bombers instead of dropping caps. Sigh.


Goblin, LTE.

oh my god i ran the numbers and this is hilarious

so gevlon claims 175b worth of damage to GSF (just GSF, not the CFC) over five months. Approximately 2/3rds of that inflicted by marmite, so about 117b of damage to goons over five months, or about 777m per day - at this rate, a total damage of 283b over an entire year

well, what about before gevlon?

before gevlon, according to gevlon, marmite was doing 1.36b in damage per day there was an actual war (and there was an actual war about 43% of the time). it's obvious that's because the lulls in the wars got dumb goons used to flying in highsec and then pow, wardec and they get murdered.

now, everyone gets used to perma-wardec

so basically, gevlon spends himself broke for barely any increase in damage - marmite has us wardecced a little over double the time, but does a little over half the damage

so pre-gevlon, total damage was 216.5b, according to gevlon himself
post-gevlon, 283b

so all in all, gevlon does 67b of damage to goonswarm with his marmite wars. or in other words, gevlon does a mere 23% of the damage he claims

all at the cost of bankrupting himself. gevlon has done 264b (23% of his claimed total), and he's spent 180b on wardecs (9b * 4 weeks per month * 5 months)

so in other words, gevlon personally spends 1b to spread 1.46b of damage among something like 40k people. gevlon notices every single billion that leaves his wallet and cries a little inside. those 40k people lose 36k of isk each time he spends a billion.

i'm pretty sure we get more than 36k isk worth of entertainment out of each billion gevlon loses

Mordus actively runs away from pvp and does not engage us. They roam 10 dudes in interceptors once per day. If you think this will achieve greater than 27m in personal damage to me over 5 months than by all means empty your wallet into Gen Eves.

I love how you despise your minions, despite SMA isn't the main trophy source. FCON and CO2 lost more, but GSF fost 2x more. The #1 losers are of course renters, but it takes a "special" kid to rent from Goons when he could rent from N3 or PL.

that's very true, when any of us see an idiot in goonwaffe losing an 8b jump freighter because he brought it to highsec we also get to gloat over the two idiots who lost billions, jump freighter dude and you