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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7261 - 2014-03-28 08:32:50 UTC
Ripard please do a blog post about how horrible I am.

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7262 - 2014-03-28 08:32:50 UTC
You guys know how/why I was vouched into Goons right?

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#7263 - 2014-03-28 08:33:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaarous Aldurald
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


Looks like you're next on Ripard Teg's hitlist, in his crusade to rid the game of badfeelz.

My play time is almost up for tonight, and I have yet to find anyone to sing from the Gilbert and Sullivan selection I had picked out. Sad

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7264 - 2014-03-28 08:33:39 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
You guys know how/why I was vouched into widot right?


Corrected an error.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7265 - 2014-03-28 08:34:32 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


Looks like you're next on Ripard Teg's hitlist, in his crusade to rid the game of badfeelz.

My play time is almost up for tonight, and I have yet to find anyone to sing from the Gilbert and Sullivan selection I had picked out. Sad


iirc someone got pubbies to sing all of the songs from Les Miserables.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#7266 - 2014-03-28 08:35:12 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


Looks like you're next on Ripard Teg's hitlist, in his crusade to rid the game of badfeelz.

My play time is almost up for tonight, and I have yet to find anyone to sing from the Gilbert and Sullivan selection I had picked out. Sad


iirc someone got pubbies to sing all of the songs from Les Miserables.


Is... is there a recording? I need to get my sadist torturer jollies on. Roll

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7267 - 2014-03-28 08:35:35 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
You guys know how/why I was vouched into Goons right?


Judging by the standards of widot I'm willing to bet it had something to do with pictures & your penis.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7268 - 2014-03-28 08:36:44 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


Looks like you're next on Ripard Teg's hitlist, in his crusade to rid the game of badfeelz.

My play time is almost up for tonight, and I have yet to find anyone to sing from the Gilbert and Sullivan selection I had picked out. Sad


iirc someone got pubbies to sing all of the songs from Les Miserables.


Is... is there a recording? I need to get my sadist torturer jollies on. Roll


I have one, but it's a russian dude who doesn't sing very well. Still kind of amusing though.

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7269 - 2014-03-28 08:37:29 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


I like the part where you blew up his POS after the song. The question is, did he come to realize that the song and POS loss were both his fault?

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Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7270 - 2014-03-28 08:37:34 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
You guys know how/why I was vouched into Goons right?


You told them you were a pre-teen.

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7271 - 2014-03-28 08:38:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Big Lynx wrote:
I don't think all of you understand what goes on in the "Bonus Room" where Erotica1 and his croonies torment their "clients". I've never been in there.

So having never been in there, do you accept that you could very well sit in the group of people who don't understand what goes on in the bonus room?

I am certainly in that group (having never been in there), but from what I do know, it seems the rest of your post is at odds with my understanding.

That could totally be my issue, but I kind of have a feeling that a lot of the rage in this thread has been because a lot of people who don't understand the bonus room have formed an opinion as if they do.

Just my 0.02.

The last post hopefully that I will address as a counter-point to something posted because I think we can move past that now (at least I am more than ready to move past it)
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7272 - 2014-03-28 08:39:16 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
You guys know how/why I was vouched into Goons right?


Judging by the standards of widot I'm willing to bet it had something to do with pictures & your *****.


HAHA

Maybe I should tell this story tomorrow night on the stream. It involves the Wis and the bonus rounds.

Will you be there?

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Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7273 - 2014-03-28 08:39:53 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


According to a certain space (or perhaps, real) lawyer, that constitutes fraud. Prepare your legal defense!
Coffee Rocks
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7274 - 2014-03-28 08:40:19 UTC
Asia Leigh wrote:


And whos fault is that? Here's a hint its not any one who was on the recording of this particular 'bonus room' round...


Gee. You are asking if Ripard should be to blame simply because he brought it up?

For fun, let's play this game for just one more spin.

A known arsonist lights a fire and burned down the city park. The fire burns itself out and the arsonist walks away, but not before posting a big sign in front of the park with pictures of himself lighting the fire, fanning the flames, and p**sing on the ashes.

A few days go by and a local walks by and notices the ruined park. He tells the local journalist, who also happens to be a city councilman, and a story is run. The town's residents show up to the police station and demand the arsonist be made to leave town.


Now, in your world, the police would instead arrest the councilman.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7275 - 2014-03-28 08:41:33 UTC
Only if it doesn't involve pictures of your penis.

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Anomaly One
Doomheim
#7276 - 2014-03-28 08:42:18 UTC
Coffee Rocks wrote:
Asia Leigh wrote:


And whos fault is that? Here's a hint its not any one who was on the recording of this particular 'bonus room' round...


Gee. You are asking if Ripard should be to blame simply because he brought it up?

For fun, let's play this game for just one more spin.

A known arsonist lights a fire and burned down the city park. The fire burns itself out and the arsonist walks away, but not before posting a big sign in front of the park with pictures of himself lighting the fire, fanning the flames, and p**sing on the ashes.

A few days go by and a local walks by and notices the ruined park. He tells the local journalist, who also happens to be a city councilman, and a story is run. The town's residents show up to the police station and demand the arsonist be made to leave town.


Now, in your world, the police would instead arrest the councilman.


I'm bad at analogies too.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7277 - 2014-03-28 08:42:31 UTC
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I pulled a guy on to TS & made him sing the Bohemian Rhapsody to stop me from blowing up his undefended alchemy POS in lowsec. I blew it up anyway, but that's not the point. We both had a good time.


According to a certain space (or perhaps, real) lawyer, that constitutes fraud. Prepare your legal defense!


It's ok we have about 50 lawyers in Goonswarm.

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Coffee Rocks
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7278 - 2014-03-28 08:42:39 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
You guys know how/why I was vouched into Goons right?


I know that you were kicked out for being "too creepy", among other amusing adjectives.

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Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#7279 - 2014-03-28 08:42:46 UTC
I love how I've found a game filled with monsters like myself. Finding Erotica1 and this Fiasco has convinced me that I've made the right choice by resubbing!

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7280 - 2014-03-28 08:43:25 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
You guys know how/why I was vouched into widot right?


Corrected an error.


HA thanks

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