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Hulkageddon V: Unholy Union update: TONIGHT AT 0:00

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Green Beans
R and J Inc.
#61 - 2011-11-12 02:51:36 UTC
Hulkageddon? I better trade my Hulk for a Covetor, then. Instant gratification!

This line for rent! YOUR AD HERE!

Lithalnas
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#62 - 2011-11-12 03:24:21 UTC
well i better start grinding sec status, anyone have a 0.0 clonebay they can loan me for some sec grinding?

https://www.facebook.com/RipSeanVileRatSmith shoot at blue for Vile Rat http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=73406

Kharthis Jian
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2011-11-12 03:42:28 UTC
THE wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding—
Riding—riding—
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

II

He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

III

Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred;
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord's daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

IV

And dark in the dark old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
Where Tim the ostler listened; his face was white and peaked;
His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,
But he loved the landlord's daughter,
The landlord's red-lipped daughter,
Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say—

V

"One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize to-night,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way."

VI

He rose upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand,
But she loosened her hair i' the casement! His face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,
(Oh, sweet, black waves in the moonlight!)
Then he tugged at his rein in the moonliglt, and galloped away to the West.
Kharthis Jian
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2011-11-12 03:42:41 UTC
He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon;
And out o' the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon,
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor,
A red-coat troop came marching—
Marching—marching—
King George's men came matching, up to the old inn-door.

II

They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead,
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed;
Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!
There was death at every window;
And hell at one dark window;
For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.

III

They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest;
They had bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast!
"Now, keep good watch!" and they kissed her.
She heard the dead man say—
Look for me by moonlight;
Watch for me by moonlight;
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!

IV

She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years,
Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!

V

The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest!
Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast,
She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;
For the road lay bare in the moonlight;
Blank and bare in the moonlight;
And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love's refrain .

VI

Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear;
Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
The highwayman came riding,
Riding, riding!
The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up, straight and still!

VII

Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night!
Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light!
Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,
Then her finger moved in the moonlight,
Her musket shattered the moonlight,
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him—with her death.

VIII

He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood
Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood!
Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter,
The landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.

IX

Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky,
With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!
Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
When they shot him down on the highway,
Down like a dog on the highway,
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.

* * * * * *

X

And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding—
Riding—riding—
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

XI

Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard;
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred;
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord's daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#65 - 2011-11-12 04:26:09 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Histrionic fascist overdone rhetoric, check.

Hitting people who can't hit back, check.

Spontaneity and new ideas.....uh.

Remember kids, extremes are where you go when you run out of ideas!

Lurking the HAG4 channel was a guilty pleasure, sometimes mouthy, thick, ignorant people allow me to feel like some sort of superior being. Will be mining every day of this new (old) event.



checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#66 - 2011-11-12 12:04:55 UTC
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2011-11-12 13:06:19 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!

you're tearing me apart helicity
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#68 - 2011-11-12 15:03:34 UTC
Hulkaggedon! As a hisec miner I endorse this event.

As she states in the very beginning: "To weed out the weak. Make us capsuleers stronger." - I love it.

Will I be mining during this time? Nope. Will I be throwing the shackles of mining off of me and ganking the unsuspecting? Yep.

This is my vacation time, so I will use the time wisely, Matari space here I come.

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.

Tikera Tissant
#69 - 2011-11-12 15:11:11 UTC
Its time to skill up the alt for the new BCs for massive ganking.

Should be enjoyable.

But don't get me wrong. I'm not into tears and angry and hating.
But I do enjoy seeing things go "BOOM" P
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#70 - 2011-11-12 19:41:30 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!


YOU! young Sir and/or Madam, are a SOCIOPATH! You must be locked up to help protect us fuzzy-wuzzy carebears, and our hard earned "free minerals!" Please cease and desist this action which clearly stems from a GENERAL disregard for human DECENCY!




Whaddya think? Need fewer properly spelled words? Is it too readable?
MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
#71 - 2011-11-12 21:01:52 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!


YOU! young Sir and/or Madam, are a SOCIOPATH! You must be locked up to help protect us fuzzy-wuzzy carebears, and our hard earned "free minerals!" Please cease and desist this action which clearly stems from a GENERAL disregard for human DECENCY!




Whaddya think? Need fewer properly spelled words? Is it too readable?


Pffft....."brevity is the soul of wit."

Helicity, you're a Real Life psychopath.

See? "Succinct" is the keyword here.

It might be brevity.....but now I'm getting long-winded.

I am not Prencleeve Grothsmore.

Charlie Crocodile
Sorfus Morfus
#72 - 2011-11-12 21:03:52 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!


YOU! young Sir and/or Madam, are a SOCIOPATH! You must be locked up to help protect us fuzzy-wuzzy carebears, and our hard earned "free minerals!" Please cease and desist this action which clearly stems from a GENERAL disregard for human DECENCY!




Whaddya think? Need fewer properly spelled words? Is it too readable?


Hmmmm. Decent but needs MOAR CAPSLOCKRAGE... and random; punctuation.
I knew I'd worked up sec status for a reason...T3 BC gankfest it is then.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#73 - 2011-11-12 21:07:31 UTC
Confirming that I am now training to be a ganker in Hulkageddon.

Seriously , I cant wait!!

Pirate

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#74 - 2011-11-12 21:15:56 UTC
Tak149 wrote:
Henry Haphorn wrote:
Now I have to figure out where to mine so I can take advantage of the up-coming mineral demand for new mods.

Miners! There is profit to be made!

Elise DarkStar wrote:
Maybe all us miners should organize and stop mining and building all those modules and ships that you use? What would all you griefers do then?

(amidointhisrite?)


"All" miners? Stopping?

Screw you, I plan to make a profit out of this.

After all, the more miners that blow up the less competition you'll have in the belt and the higher you can sell minerals.

Clearly the best solution is to offer gank ships at the lowest price (or free) with the understanding that you'll make your isk back by the increase in mineral prices! Everyone wins!


This man is winning.
The Crushah
Yarrtards With Epeen
#75 - 2011-11-12 22:26:37 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!



Child molester. Definitely child molester.
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#76 - 2011-11-12 23:17:44 UTC
I approve of this product and/or service.
JackStraw56
Run Like an Antelope
#77 - 2011-11-12 23:27:53 UTC
Looking forward to this. Won't believe I'll get anything from the goons until I see it, but looking forward to it sans goon participation (or with).
Dbars Grinding
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#78 - 2011-11-12 23:50:10 UTC
wts brutix x50 1.5bil

I have more space likes than you. 

Chopper Rollins
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#79 - 2011-11-13 01:43:02 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!



I'm not a qualified shrink so diagnosis is someone else's job. Running this simplistic player content for the 5th time in a row though, could indicate being a boring person. The Gewnz ice hassle thingy is more complex, the 99% idea appears to be wildly more heavy in the scope of it's aims and organisational demands.
I remember when newbageddon was suggested by some derp. Hitting the defenceless never gets old to some, but eve has become a bit more intricate. Why not a month of mission-invading gankery? Takes more than a minute to find targets, not gonna happen.

See you in the HAGV channel with all the slow kids!



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#80 - 2011-11-13 10:44:54 UTC
Kharthis Jian wrote:
He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon;
And out o' the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon,
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor,
A red-coat troop came marching—
Marching—marching—
King George's men came matching, up to the old inn-door.

II

They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead,
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed;
Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!
There was death at every window;
And hell at one dark window;
For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.

III

They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest;
They had bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast!
"Now, keep good watch!" and they kissed her.
She heard the dead man say—
Look for me by moonlight;
Watch for me by moonlight;
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!

IV

She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years,
Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!

V

The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest!
Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast,
She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;
For the road lay bare in the moonlight;
Blank and bare in the moonlight;
And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love's refrain .

VI

Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear;
Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
The highwayman came riding,
Riding, riding!
The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up, straight and still!

VII

Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night!
Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light!
Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,
Then her finger moved in the moonlight,
Her musket shattered the moonlight,
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him—with her death.

VIII

He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood
Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood!
Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter,
The landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.

IX

Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky,
With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!
Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
When they shot him down on the highway,
Down like a dog on the highway,
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.

* * * * * *

X

And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding—
Riding—riding—
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

XI

Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard;
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred;
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord's daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.



I just played Loreena McKennitt's rendition of this poem/song as a result of reading your post. Thank you so much!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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