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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Enya Dorne
#141 - 2014-01-11 10:12:08 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I've shot another POCO to 60% when yet again little bee arrived


Oh how they suffer don't they Gevlon, those Poor Little Bees!
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#142 - 2014-01-11 11:17:35 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Tremble Goons!

The Lemmings have been formed. I hope 25 of you enjoyed repping a POCO and trolling some AFK pilots while I was asleep. I will reinforce some more for your continued enjoyment.

The battle report and rise of the Lemmings is here!


"Join me, I won't help in any way and you will probably have a bad time but I will blog about it which matters to me"

"GOD why is no one champing at the bit on this one I can't work it out"

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#143 - 2014-01-11 11:19:16 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
More war news! I've shot another POCO to 60% when yet again little bee arrived. This will be an insanely fun environment for small gang PvP-ers. Unfortunately I landed outside of web range, he managed to run away, otherwise I'd kill it myself. Remember! There is no better way to get into PvP than dunking dumb Goons.


"Running away and pretending I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE WON IF I STAYED LOL is dunking."

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Davish Krail
#144 - 2014-01-11 11:46:16 UTC
How long until the mega-meltdown?

Surely it can't be too far away right?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#145 - 2014-01-11 12:02:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
So just to clarify, Gevlon is refusing to fight, yet claiming victory, and claiming that he is essentially responsible for the declaration of war from Marmite, and that Marmite deccing goons (which was done in November) means the end is nigh, and he did it all?

Gevlon, this is probably the dumbest attempt at thrusting yourself into space importance I've ever seen. You always bang on about how you want to do something big and that actually matters. Well buddy, really bad propoganda is not that lol. A lot of people rage out and start screaming "die goons". It will only actually matter if there's some sort of success, not if you hide in a station. It's a little early to be claiming victory.

And are Marmite totally happy with you claiming that what they do is all because of you? I don't see you on their director list...

HA, I didn;t realise that's how it was going down:
Gevlon wrote:
just sending ISK to Tora Busido (Executor of Marmite who offered to manage. In return I pay for Marmite's own wardec and management fee)
Well played Marmite. Keep doing what you normally do but offload the bill to a naive moron.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#146 - 2014-01-11 12:14:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
No see we are his puppets.

Also who said you could comment pet.

e: as someone too busy to make the POCO save, thanks for the local logs, they were hilarious.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#147 - 2014-01-11 12:16:29 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
No see we are his puppets.

Also who said you could comment pet.
Sorry sir, I'll reign it in :p

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Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#148 - 2014-01-11 12:29:00 UTC
I'm confused. You are paying people to do what they would do anyways in order to end the "Goon menace in highsec".

But the "Goon menace in highsec" is such that you have to "drag [them] to highsec" first. An absentee menace doesn't sound very menacing to me...

You are trying to drag goons into highsec, to create a goon menace in highsec, so that you can pay Marmite Collective to fight the goon menace in highsec. To what end?

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Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#149 - 2014-01-11 12:32:19 UTC
The only highsec menace I am aware of is that Gorgon Empire & friends gank crew. Maybe do something about them if you want to make highsec a safer place, no need to bring goons here.

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Dave Stark
#150 - 2014-01-11 12:58:46 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
"Join me, I won't help in any way and you will probably have a bad time but I will blog about it which matters to me"

"GOD why is no one champing at the bit on this one I can't work it out"


this is basically the summary of all of his little projects, it seems.

"pay me to have fun that you could have without paying me at all!"
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#151 - 2014-01-11 13:14:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
Vera Algaert wrote:
To what end?
So he can blog about it, then either:

- Tell everyone how right he was
- Blame the failure on everyone else
- Rarely, will redact posts and remove any comments referencing them when he realises how embarrassing it looks to call everyone a "moron" whilst stating falsehoods

In his mind, he can't ever be wrong, because every failure is someone else's fault, which re-validates his "everyone is a moron" statement. Even when he's wrong, he's right.

It's a neat little delusion.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Dave Stark
#152 - 2014-01-11 13:28:58 UTC
once he accepts fun as a form of currency he might realise where he's going wrong.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#153 - 2014-01-11 13:58:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Gevlon Goblin
Hey Goons, the recuitment post is up, could you go there and tell everyone that it's not going to work, no point joining, nothing to see there?

Thank you!


Khanh'rhh wrote:
So he can blog about it, then either:

- Tell everyone how right he was
- Blame the failure on everyone else
- Rarely, will redact posts and remove any comments referencing them when he realises how embarrassing it looks to call everyone a "moron" whilst stating falsehoods

In his mind, he can't ever be wrong, because every failure is someone else's fault, which re-validates his "everyone is a moron" statement. Even when he's wrong, he's right.

It's a neat little delusion.


You didn't watch carefully. I recognized that I was wrong in previous projects and that's why they failed. This is why I did not start this project, but looked for someone who is capable of running it. I accepted my limitations. I can't fail this project, as I have no director right or whatever in the Lemmings. Tora Bushido and other Marmite directors run it, I just pay the bills. Of course you can hope they fail. But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Mostlyharmlesss
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#154 - 2014-01-11 14:38:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Mostlyharmlesss
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey Goons, the recuitment post is up, could you go there and tell everyone that it's not going to work, no point joining, nothing to see there?

Thank you!


Hi Mr Goblin

This thread has been brought to my attention by the GoonSwarm Federation high-command.

We have determined that you have accumulated the ISK required to lead a full on war against our coalition in high security space and thus you pose a threat to us. I have been asked to publicly offer you this settlement:

1. You will receive 20% of the total income of our POCO's located in The Forge (Est. 13 bil/month)
2. You will be blue to the entire CFC and the entire CFC will blue you
3. You will not wage war against us and not instigate others to do so
4. You will pay an initial 35% of all the POCO's located in The Forge region as a security (Est 7.8 bil)
5. Miniluv, our high sec squadron will open their fleets to you, so you can assist them in taking down POS' and POCO's if you wish.

I hope these are acceptable terms to you and we can get a mutual agreement going. Feel free to contact me regarding the details!


Kind regards

Mostlyharmlesss
EU Lead HR and GSF representative

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#155 - 2014-01-11 14:47:58 UTC
man gevlon is trying to puppetmaster pretty ******* hard

"i got owned but I FORCED YOU TO OWN ME therefore i win"

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#156 - 2014-01-11 14:50:04 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

You didn't watch carefully. I recognized that I was wrong in previous projects and that's why they failed. This is why I did not start this project, but looked for someone who is capable of running it. I accepted my limitations.

its almost as if...you're a moron and a slacker marmite is exploiting~~~

boy that tagline is a little embarrassing now on your blog huh

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Manny Moons
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#157 - 2014-01-11 15:28:43 UTC
I have no idea how this will end, but it has the potential to make things more interesting, so I support it.
Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#158 - 2014-01-11 15:34:51 UTC
Harry Forever has been quiet of late on the forums.

His....I struggle to use the word rhetoric, because that implies more than just splurging hyperbole on the forums...but, whatever, his posts are reminiscent of Gevlons latest ramblings.

Harry = Gevlon, c/d?

Fluffy Bunny Pic!

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#159 - 2014-01-11 16:06:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Tora Bushido and other Marmite directors run it, I just pay the bills. Of course you can hope they fail. But they have 250B dead Goons from 2013 to prove that they know how to handle such matters.


I know you don't know the game very well, so I will help you out here.

Marmite are highsec PVPers, which means all they do is sit off the jita undock and shoot people who seemingly haven't got the memo. In our case, this is usually people getting unlucky with a warpout in their Ibis / shuttle / capsule (over 2/3 of all kills), or goons who don't even know what a wardec is, why it matters, or how to check who can shoot them. Be under no illusion: Marmite will keep us permadecced anyway, because their goal (shoot clueless people on an undock) won't ever stop being met by our members.

If your goal is to pay people to do something they were doing anyway, then GOOD JOB BUDDY OP SUCCESS.

If your goal is to make a difference, then you're going to have to do a little more than waive the wardec fee for 4-4 campers.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Powers Sa
#160 - 2014-01-11 16:10:30 UTC
Yeah we'll never get those 15 minutes back.

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