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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#321 - 2014-08-12 18:53:04 UTC
Trixie Lawless wrote:
Holy wall of text Batman!! Did you seriously waste minutes of your life to type a novel and argue such an irrelevant subject on a video game forum?

"My fake spaceship is better then your fake spaceship!"

Also.... Skewl werds!

I wouldn't call it a waste, I was entertained.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#322 - 2014-08-12 18:58:32 UTC
Hash tags are for hipsters and douchebags.

Fact.

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#323 - 2014-08-12 19:00:08 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Hash tags are for hipsters and douchebags.

Fact.

I know, I honestly can't stand them but I knew it would get under someones skin....
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#324 - 2014-08-12 21:32:59 UTC
Best way to tell if someone is mad, they to post a wall of text that no one reads or cares about.
Still waiting on that merit post brah.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#325 - 2014-08-12 21:40:14 UTC
I understand that you are mad and that you don't know what to do because you have never come across someone like me before.

I am done addressing you child.

You are beneath merit or even notice.

Also, Helios are not combat ships, try again.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#326 - 2014-08-12 22:10:53 UTC
Mad people usually accuse others of being mad, and proceed to call them children.

Helios could be a combat ship if you have imagination obviously you have none.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Trixie Lawless
State War Academy
Caldari State
#327 - 2014-08-12 22:23:28 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
I understand that you are mad and that you don't know what to do because you have never come across someone like me before.

I am done addressing you child.

You are beneath merit or even notice.

Also, Helios are not combat ships, try again.



You are soooo unique.. Just like everyone else...
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#328 - 2014-08-12 22:42:06 UTC
So a good plan is that we stay on topic.

Keep up the contracts!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Mutly
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#329 - 2014-08-13 01:55:00 UTC
I know we are war deced, i seen the message, but i been in every hub but Jita over the weekend and saw no targets. where exactly are you all? i was in a nice squishy hauler even. sounds more yer speed.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#330 - 2014-08-13 04:30:11 UTC
Mutly wrote:
I know we are war deced, i seen the message, but i been in every hub but Jita over the weekend and saw no targets. where exactly are you all? i was in a nice squishy hauler even. sounds more yer speed.



Statistically speaking only 25% of our kills are in major trade hubs(Amarr, jita, dodi, hek) and only 7% of our kills are haulers.

I would say the odds are in your favor.

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#331 - 2014-08-13 12:05:47 UTC
Morty Friedman wrote:
My post was pointing out how immature you lot are for your age. All in 30's / 40's yet have the maturity of 5yr olds. If you want to carry on giving that impression then so be it. I think 99% of people who read my posts realise what I was stating.



yet we are mature enough To identify ourselves with our mains, taking face to our words, one of the prime elements that differentiate an adult from a teenager. Unfortunately that cannot be extended to everyone seems so..

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#332 - 2014-08-13 12:07:53 UTC
Mutly wrote:
I know we are war deced, i seen the message, but i been in every hub but Jita over the weekend and saw no targets. where exactly are you all? i was in a nice squishy hauler even. sounds more yer speed.



We are not static like some other groups. We have several wars to cover several time zones and the day we discover some good things from one of our wartargets we go hunt them. Some of the wardecs take more attention than others (contracts) and some are there just to keep some timezones covered for the 2-3 players of those.

It is hard to predict were to find us, except if you want to fidn us docked while we are eating

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#333 - 2014-08-13 12:10:38 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort



Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier

So you link a crappy destroyer kill that's not even against us. Congrats your winning the game.

So if you think your so badass when will you link something of merit?

The content of the link wasn't the point, it was merely that the link works

What is the matter? umadbro?

Not gonna post anything of merit still? Hiding behind the illusion that you said "umadbro" like it means or holds a mystical power in this case.
Still waiting on your merit post.

Really seems to me that you are exceedingly mad and trying to change the subject.

The point was not the content of the link, it is that your alliance mates have said that it doesn't work on the forums and then I clearly post a working link to the same website they said couldn't be linked to properly.

Besides, the kill I posted I would say does have more merit than you would claim. I engaged a combat worthy ship in single combat and emerged the victor. I had no need for a wardec, it was somewhere other than highsec.

There are what? 12 solo kills on the front page of your killboard? All but two of them are exhumers, industrials, pods or shuttles. All of them are in highsec as well, so not only do you "mercs" need to hide in highsec, you are also mostly scared to engage anything that can fight back without a gaggle of your buddies with you.

My one little solo destroyer kill has more merit in it than the entire front page of your killboard if you ask me. I can't respect you since I can't respect your killboard and your childish demands for merit have been benevolently and generously fulfilled regardless of if you feel they have been.

TL;DR (in case that was too many big words): Sit down child and respect your betters #umadbro #hemadbro #gitgud #rekt #lulz




ooo honor.. how cute.. I think you missed the title of this forum. CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, not honor and Bushido.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#334 - 2014-08-13 13:46:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Alaekessa
Kagura Nikon wrote:
ooo honor.. how cute.. I think you missed the title of this forum. CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, not honor and Bushido.

It also isn't merit and posturing, the only things saeger seems to go on about.

So far, he's shown me nothing I consider of merit and given the opinion you've just displayed, I doubt that either of us will find merit from the other. I've basically decided that it isn't worth the effort arguing with someone so wrapped in their delusions of self-aggrandizement, this seems to be a common thing around here.

Until you actually man up and follow through with your declaration rather than sit on the forums posturing, you're all little more than PvI frauds.

@Trixie Lawless
Yep, I'm just a bonafide **** snowflake here.
Fearless Sister
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#335 - 2014-08-13 14:30:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Fearless Sister
Alaekessa wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
ooo honor.. how cute.. I think you missed the title of this forum. CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, not honor and Bushido.

It also isn't merit and posturing, the only things saeger seems to go on about.

So far, he's shown me nothing I consider of merit and given the opinion you've just displayed, I doubt that either of us will find merit from the other. I've basically decided that it isn't worth the effort arguing with someone so wrapped in their delusions of self-aggrandizement, this seems to be a common thing around here.

Until you actually man up and follow through with your declaration rather than sit on the forums posturing, you're all little more than PvI frauds.

@Trixie Lawless
Yep, I'm just a bonafide **** snowflake here.


If we went after every little girl that said negative things about us, either as an alliance or as an individual we would be very very busy people and from what ive seen your really just not worth the effort. you seem to be very much like an alliance i fought a few years ago that thought that docking up and giving us smack was winning because they were preventing us from a fight.

On another note though im really suprised that someone with your intelligence hasnt figured out that were very happy your here talking **** because if anything your bumping our thread nicely so plz continue :)

I feel i have already wasted too much of my time on you so i guess you win again. gf gf
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#336 - 2014-08-13 14:54:39 UTC
I was worth the wardec, so obviously someone in your corp felt I was worth at least that much effort.

You'd think that you would be wanting to use this as a selling point, rather than have me bump your thread by making you all look like imbeciles, you could bump your thread with kill reports of you killing me for making you look like imbeciles.

Didn't think of that did you? It's ok, I'll give you that one (and yet another bump) for free.
Fearless Sister
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#337 - 2014-08-13 15:11:57 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
I was worth the wardec, so obviously someone in your corp felt I was worth at least that much effort.

You'd think that you would be wanting to use this as a selling point, rather than have me bump your thread by making you all look like imbeciles, you could bump your thread with kill reports of you killing me for making you look like imbeciles.

Didn't think of that did you? It's ok, I'll give you that one (and yet another bump) for free.


Do you honestly believe that people are going to hire us for our charm and fun loving personallity? This isnt a dating site dude. Our KB speaks for itself the rest is just publicity, and you know what they say any publicity is good publicity.

You have given us much publicity and for that we here at Pursuit of Happiness are very grateful for your time and dedication.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#338 - 2014-08-13 15:12:47 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
I was worth the wardec, so obviously someone in your corp felt I was worth at least that much effort.

You'd think that you would be wanting to use this as a selling point, rather than have me bump your thread by making you all look like imbeciles, you could bump your thread with kill reports of you killing me for making you look like imbeciles.

Didn't think of that did you? It's ok, I'll give you that one (and yet another bump) for free.


To think 50 mil means anything to us.....

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#339 - 2014-08-13 15:26:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Zeus, post the link to the war with the WH corp from last month. That should put this ridiculous discussion to rest.

Edit: https://zkillboard.com/war/372940/

Troll mode off.

Ok, look at the link. You may have to remove the "s" from it, but its the only way I can get it to work while using a govt computer. Deal with it.

I dont know these guys personally, and I havent fought them or hired them, but you can plainly see by even the simplest of killboard checks that they dont just stick to hisec and blow up industrials. The link above shows a fleet fight, in a wormhole, against a well-rounded fleet. From what I can see, they suffered no losses.

Now I would also like to point out a fact about mercenaries. They are paid to get a job done. Sometimes that job includes crippling an alliance or corp's shipping and industry. Mercs arent paid to take stupid fights they know they will lose like FW pilots just looking for gudfites.

It was funny, but now its just tired.

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#340 - 2014-08-13 15:32:26 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
I was worth the wardec, so obviously someone in your corp felt I was worth at least that much effort.

You'd think that you would be wanting to use this as a selling point, rather than have me bump your thread by making you all look like imbeciles, you could bump your thread with kill reports of you killing me for making you look like imbeciles.

Didn't think of that did you? It's ok, I'll give you that one (and yet another bump) for free.


To think 50 mil means anything to us.....

An expenditure is an expenditure.

I'd say with that sort of attitude, you're as bad as the "Minerals I mine are free" people.

@Fearless Sister
Your KB speaks volumes about your highsec-gatecamping-dockhumper-don't-engage-things-that-can-shoot-back-unless-you-have-at-least-3:1-odds "merc" selves.

No matter what light you try to put it in, PvI is just PvI and a warbear is just another word for "highsec coward".

If any publicity is good publicity, why isn't ninjashadow in here bumping your thread for you or is he too busy hiding behind your skirts crying and sucking his thumb?