Out of Pod Experience

*Falalalala Lalalalala picks up the check and reaches for his wallet. then freezes

*he holds the check up to the light, and takes out a pen and groups the numbers into threes

"Forty Seven Million Five hundred THOUSAND ISK?"

*Checks it all up on her data pad, and presents the receipt*

1*Box Heimatar Cigars : Grande : 240M ISK
3*Bottles of Afforted Liquores : 300M ISK

20% Gratuity and Service : 108M ISK

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Total : 648M ISK
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*Stands waiting for payment*

*Hits the button for security, Bruno the Large hairy Brutor guardsmen catches them easily as they flee*

"WHAT THE HELL I DIDN'T EVEN SAY I WOULD PAY FOR THOSE ROUNDS! MOMMYYYYY

i DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY, I SWEAR! HE'S FROM ANOTHER BRASILIAN MINING COM AMERICANOS!"

*Watches bemused, laughing so hard he nearly knocks Alice off of him*

Sir, we require payment, we do not offer credit to our clientèle....

We already have your ships, they do not cover the oxygen fee.

Regrettably due to this oversight, a fee of an additional 200k must be added to your bill, with a 40k subtraction, yielding a 160k addition to your fee.

The Greater Fool Bar thanks you for your additional business *Bows*

*the pair are thrown into the air lock and the door slams. in his frantic effort to open the door back into the interior of the ship, Falalalala Lalalala hits the open airlock button himself

*Observes as the Brutor guardsmen drag you away to the actual dungeons in the bowels of the station to work off your fee*

*Is annoyed that they went into the airlock and killed themselves : that was only ever meant to be an elaborate prank Kirjava had paid her a tip to perform*

"Being PVP'd can read somewhat better than Falalalala Lalalala, and notices the writing on the panel Falalalala Lalalala is about to bang on, but the letters are partly hidden by Falalalala Lalalala "OCK OPEN"

*He lunges to stop his wing man, but his breath is sucked out from him and his vision fills with red and for a nanosecond while his body expands, he feels the fluid in his body boil.

He finds himself able to scream again

"NO YOU ILLITERATE NUBLET NOT THAT BUTTON!!!" he is out of breath and realizes it was a dream

...until he notices his wallet flash and the balance shows -324,336,002.34 ISK

*Pulls the two pilots out of their Clone bays.*

"Hello sirs, welcome back to the Greater Fool Bar, where you can be reclones on premises to avoid inconvenience from barfights...*predatory grin* and skipping on bartabs."