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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2821 - 2014-07-02 11:53:16 UTC
bumping to prevent total loss....

*damn, I need to get caught up here*

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Space music http://minddivided.com

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Solecist Project
#2822 - 2014-07-02 12:44:48 UTC
Wow this place still exists! :O

:D


I walk into the middle of the room, glanzing over the people around me.

Hi everybody ... I say, waving my right arm, drawing an upwards facing half of a circle. I pull back a seat,
sit down and cross my legs. Reaching into my imaginary bag, I wonder if I'm allowed to smoke in here ...

... and if so ...

... what I'm allowed to smoke. ;)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2823 - 2014-07-02 13:03:03 UTC
Granted, I'm not the proprietor, but as a capsuleer bar...

indulgences are usually tolerated.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

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Solecist Project
#2824 - 2014-07-02 13:14:21 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Granted, I'm not the proprietor, but as a capsuleer bar...

indulgences are usually tolerated.

Ooohhh... they are? (:

I turn myself towards you, lean my arms onto the table, smiling :) ...

So ... where are the, err, animators in their cute little dresses who are forced to listen to me?
I love these! They blush so easily! xD

Are there private quarters for "couples" ?

I know a bar somewhere that has private quarters.
I think that's brilliant, as long as it's isolated and one can't hear anything on the outside!


Oh and... how are you, btw?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Chapmonious Hunter
Violence is the Answer
Wormhole Society
#2825 - 2014-07-02 21:58:30 UTC
Random please oh please get this going again me and lail are feeling creative <3 hope all is well on your end man
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2826 - 2014-07-02 23:33:45 UTC
ok ok ok.....

Spending an afternoon doing brainless work has motivated me to work on this a bit more until Indah comes back.

I'll get to writing the second half of the "jailbreak".

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

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Graygor
1kB Realty
#2827 - 2014-07-04 03:57:18 UTC
Good lord i forgot about this place.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Solecist Project
#2828 - 2014-07-04 11:25:15 UTC
So who owns this joint and what happened to it?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#2829 - 2014-07-04 16:50:31 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
MMmmm, never been here. This establishment looks like it has seen better days. Not that it looks totally run-down mind you.
No, more like it's days of grandeur have just slipped away around the corner. Remembered, but out of sight.
The perfect place to have a quiet pint after a long and tiring day at New Edens main fluid-router hub.

The battery in the Scramble Pistol is full (you never know), the credit is good, the corridor is quiet.

I walk in and to the bar, order a large glass of the strongest beer they serve and retreat to the darkest corner in the back of the room. Stretching the legs, leaning back, taking the first long draft of the beer. Aah, that feels good.

With a snap of the fingers I order another one. Good, the personnel is experienced, they understand immediately.
The given tip is just as good.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#2830 - 2014-07-04 21:38:31 UTC
After the third beer I slowly get up and stroll to the other side of the room.

I put another dime in the jukebox baby and let it play some forgotten song.

The fourth tastes real good.

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2831 - 2014-07-04 22:33:52 UTC
*stumbles into bar drunk, but drunk in the name of God, you heathens*

Bring your possibles.

Solecist Project
#2832 - 2014-07-05 08:29:20 UTC
Where are the girls????

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Silhouette Project
#2833 - 2014-07-05 10:25:13 UTC
*sips iced strawberry tea*
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#2834 - 2014-07-05 13:16:17 UTC
Please be advise that spamming the forum to get your name to show as last poster on every thread in the first index page, might have consequences.
Please refrain from doing so in the future as this can be quite detrimental to the state and well being of the forum, especially if more people start doing it as some form of competition.

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Silhouette Project
#2835 - 2014-07-05 15:00:33 UTC
*brings Mr. Ezwal his fifth beer (a Golden Draak) and a shot of Patrone*

My apologies!
Lailyana Enaka
Violence is the Answer
Wormhole Society
#2836 - 2014-07-05 17:30:17 UTC
Lailyana suddenly bursts into the bar still heated from the last few months. It had been rough, saying goodbye to mates she had flown with for so long to leave a life of piracy to assist her friend, her former lover, Chapmonious, so that he can reach his goals in new eden. As she gets to the counter she notices some new faces, but doesn't see any of the the regulars. As she pours her whiskey she nods her head at the Drunk patron sipping patron.

"Name's Lailyana, how are you?"

"ISD Ezwal, Im drunk."

"Ill drink to that." Lail says raising her glass to ISD Eswal's glass softly clinking together in a toast of respect.

As they are toasting Lail overhears another patron ask who owns this bar.

"The bar is owned at operated by Indahmawar Fazmarai, who is currently on an extended leave of absence." gesturing around she continues.

"Everything you see is for your enjoyment, drink until you pass out, hold conversations with other patrons, or watch the New Eden open and Alliance tournaments on the huge monitor behind you."

"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. 

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2837 - 2014-07-06 20:57:43 UTC
You guys. YOU GUYS.

Let's read passages from the Bible!

Bring your possibles.

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#2838 - 2014-07-06 21:38:20 UTC
Silhouette Project wrote:
*brings Mr. Ezwal his fifth beer (a Golden Draak) and a shot of Patrone*

My apologies!
Apologies accompanied with a Gulden Draak? My dear madam, I gracefully accept those!
I take the time to thoroughly enjoy one of the best beers ever brewed.

-Mental note: remember this establishment as perfectly suitable for after work relaxation.-

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2839 - 2014-07-08 13:53:29 UTC
...and now we have an ISD. I REALLY have to get off my ass and get the second half of "jailbreak" done.

Welcome to TGFB!!

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2840 - 2014-07-10 11:37:29 UTC
Do these eyebrows make me look fat?

Bring your possibles.