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The Greater Fool Bar

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Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#141 - 2013-03-08 20:49:55 UTC
Can i have a Vodka Lime with that too

Cause lifes interesting, but at 80 proof plus it gets so much more interesting

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#142 - 2013-03-08 23:28:07 UTC
*Indahmawar waves one of the waitresses*

Another round for this man, on the house!

How quiet is this for being a friday evening, did EA put DRM on the bar?

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#143 - 2013-03-09 14:48:41 UTC
*Indahmawar plays on the video jukebox a jewel straight from Ishtanchuk's video library*

Awesomesauce

I seriously need a Martini Rosso right now.

*Indah dials a number on the drink library computer and a bottle is delivered from the endless cave of the Greater Fool Bar. She fills a glass with ice cubes, adds the Rosso and a slice of orange, haves a drink*

Mmmmh... I shouldn't be drinking this early...
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#144 - 2013-03-09 14:53:03 UTC
*orders rum*

*drinks the rum*

*slams glass on counter and orders asks the waitress for a melon.*

I like my melons like i like my waitresses.... firm and fruity!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#145 - 2013-03-09 14:58:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*A waitress comes to Graygor with a melon in her hands.

"How do you pay your waitresses? Hope you pay better than your melon!"

The waitress draws of a large machete and splits the melon in half with a casual, careless swing of the blade.

"Your melon, sir!*"
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#146 - 2013-03-09 14:59:45 UTC
Walks in Singing

"Along as we beat the English, I don't Careeeee"

Oh Hi Everyone ^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#147 - 2013-03-09 15:03:20 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Walks in Singing

"Along as we beat the English, I don't Careeeee"

Oh Hi Everyone ^_^


*puts arm around Alice and joins in."

As long as we beat the English, we don't Careeeeee!

We need an Irish person in here ASAP!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#148 - 2013-03-09 15:05:17 UTC
We have an Irishman on Comms He is Awesome, Irish Accent <3

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#149 - 2013-03-09 15:07:11 UTC
I'll never get why the Irish accent is seen as sexy and the Welsh accent isnt. I mean ok, I understand the valleys not being sexy, or the whole south east is a given. But us in the West and North speak well proper! P

And some regions of Ireland have HIDEOUS accents.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#150 - 2013-03-09 15:33:46 UTC
*Miz joins in*

Along as we beat the English, I don't Careeee

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Stegas Tyrano
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#151 - 2013-03-09 18:59:38 UTC
*Stands in the door way*

Do you sell tea (English Breakfast) here?

Herping your derp since 19Potato - [url=https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2403364][Proposal] - Ingame Visual Adverts[/url]

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#152 - 2013-03-09 20:21:45 UTC
*Indahmawar joins with her best fake Irish accent*

"Aloin as we beaz she Englis, ei don't Cadeeeee"

*Indah has got accent even when she's trying to impersonate Irish accent...*

Maafkan aku, ini bukan saya sangat baik...
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#153 - 2013-03-10 00:18:07 UTC
*Wakes up with a headache* Alright, what is the best way to get rid of a headache? Alcohol. Definitely.

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png 

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#154 - 2013-03-10 08:08:02 UTC
I have a better recipe...

*Tickles Sheimi*
Yiole Gionglao
#155 - 2013-03-10 11:18:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Yiole Gionglao
*Yiole Gionglao enters the Greater Fool Bar and walks to the bar, where Indah is awaiting orders*

- So this is your bar? Well, what do you serve for thirsty miners? I've got scordite dust on my clothes, on my hair, in my nose, into my ears, into my ass and into my p...

*Indahmawar shiftly cover's Yiole's mouth*

- I got it, I got it! Here's some Irn-Bru!

- I still recall when you both where some prudish Khanid girls and couldn't tell what it was the p-word other than a kitty...

*Yiole laughs and jokingly messes Indah's hair, as she's a hand taller than the tallest of the petite Fazmarai cousins*

- Meow, meow, is that a hungry kitty what I'm listening? Where could it be...?

- It's not on this side of the bar, I assure you -switftly answers Indah.

- OK, Ok, probably you beat me, as I've been quite long in those darned belts...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Rain6635
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#156 - 2013-03-10 11:22:36 UTC
Indah, can you validate our parking... three rattlesnakes and two machariels... is overnight ok?

Rainf1337 on Twitch

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#157 - 2013-03-10 11:25:53 UTC
I'd like a Random, please...
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#158 - 2013-03-10 11:26:07 UTC
*Indahmawar puts on sunglasses to look at Rain6635*

Oh it's you... yes of course, but let me trim down the lights a bit first...
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#159 - 2013-03-10 11:28:01 UTC
walks back in and shrugs and thinks "i`ll open up my own gay bar ...and call it "bottoms up" Big smile

ill prolly get a ban for this one Big smileBig smileBig smile
Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#160 - 2013-03-10 11:31:17 UTC
hey indah, so does the window washer really work for you? he's asking us to take him with us, but the air lock on the cargo hold is finnicky, it might not end well for him. maybe you could give him a job inside, he seems like a hard worker.

where's Ishtanchuk? I kinda liked her