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The Greater Fool Bar

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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1301 - 2013-05-26 11:38:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Chloe Kaltana
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Suddenly, the quiet morning athmosphere get's interrupted by several shockwaves impacting on the stations hull.
The Bars windows reveal an ongoing battle outside in the stations vicinity. An overaged Matari Battleship get's chased by a large fleet of Amarrian Navy warships. Although hopelessly outgunned, the Matari pilot manages to keep his ship out of range for the Amarr Lazormadness. Until reaching the safety boundaries of the neutral Spacestation, the lonely hunted ship destroyed quite a nice portion of the chasing blockade force by long range fire.

Kirjava wrote:
*Decides the annihilation has nothing to do with him. No sir, he properly fitted his ships with mining Lasers so he did.*


---11:58 LTZ---

Suddenly a second ship, a civilian salvage vessel for large scale operations, drops out of warp in zero range to the hunted matarian ship. Her sublight engines immediately firing and burning towards the stations docking sections. The unarmed ship is already badly damaged and laced with burnings all over her hull, typical signs for amarrian gunfire. Something very valuable must be inside the hangars of this ship, causing the Amarr Navy to dispatch a whole fleet to hunt for.
While the clumsy civilian ship closes to the docking section, the Matari Battleship attracts the fire by the now closing force, stretching her shields to the extreme. As the Salvager finally finishes docking procedure, the lonely guarding battleship is already shot in it's hulls. The Amarr fleet is now in perfect firing range and every lazor volley cuts deep holes followed by clouds of debris in the obviously doomed Matarian Ship.
But then something unexpected happens. In the moment, the Salvager disappears in the station interior, the Amarr stop firing immediately. Not only that, they turn and go back into warp without any visible reason.
Not wasting a second, the left and badly hit Matari fires up her last working engine and crawls to the docking clamps.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1302 - 2013-05-26 12:00:38 UTC
Seeing how the battle has ended, Indah locks back the safety of the Bar's shield emitter, an extremely modified and advanced version of the device commonly known as "POS shield".

"The hell is going on?", mutters.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1303 - 2013-05-26 12:36:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
*takes a sip of her Achuran tea*

Dear god, last night was absolutely amazing. Seven is a monster and nine, well has a nice gentle touch.


And has anyone seen my earring? I seem to have lost one and It was my favourite pair.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1304 - 2013-05-26 13:08:08 UTC
your dad was here.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1305 - 2013-05-26 13:13:58 UTC
Rain6638 wrote:
your dad was here.



Sadar? Well he always means well and tries to check up on me. I suppose I can get out of hand sometimes. But hes is certainly not my father. Heck, he's not even Achur.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1306 - 2013-05-26 13:19:02 UTC
what was in the fancy bottle? he took it from me.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1307 - 2013-05-26 13:24:16 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Rain6638 wrote:
your dad was here.



Sadar? Well he always means well and tries to check up on me. I suppose I can get out of hand sometimes. But hes is certainly not my father. Heck, he's not even Achur.


And so? My mother is a quarter of Gallentean and yet she married a Khanid nobleman.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1308 - 2013-05-26 13:28:32 UTC
Kresh, Its toxic to Achurans and just about everyone else except ethnic Caldari. I have not idea how that got out. I'd hate to see someone die over a drink.


Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#1309 - 2013-05-26 13:46:05 UTC
I might be part Gallentean, atleast the genetests indicate that it is very likely, but my dad never told me about my mum. And now it is several years since he went missing so I may never know.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1310 - 2013-05-26 13:49:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Commissar Kate wrote:
Kresh, Its toxic to Achurans and just about everyone else except ethnic Caldari. I have not idea how that got out. I'd hate to see someone die over a drink.


Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.



Well, at least you have parents. Must feel good.

My parents is the Zaniou Biotech corporation- LOT XVIII project- bioengineered supersoldiers, supposed to replace human capsuleers and surpass them in every possible way.
Death incarnate.
Shatterer of worlds.

OK, OK, so the project was sacked.
But I assure you it has nothing to do with the rumor that the results were rather disappointing and none of the fabricated clones lived remotely up to the high expectations and promises of the Zaniou marketing department.

All lies.

We are perfect...

Ah, screw it, give me another drink....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1311 - 2013-05-26 14:02:11 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.


Are you implying that I may not know who are my parents? -said Indah with cold voice, staring at Kate with a hateful gleam in her green eyes.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1312 - 2013-05-26 14:08:03 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.


Are you implying that I may not know who are my parents? -said Indah with cold voice, staring at Kate with a hateful gleam in her green eyes.



*looks down with shame*


"i'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Sometimes I have a hard time finding the right words.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1313 - 2013-05-26 14:22:19 UTC
Hmm, really would like my earring back, I hope seven did not swallow it this time.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1314 - 2013-05-26 14:23:20 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.


Are you implying that I may not know who are my parents? -said Indah with cold voice, staring at Kate with a hateful gleam in her green eyes.



*looks down with shame*


"i'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Sometimes I have a hard time finding the right words.


Indah relaxes and falls back to her usual sweetness, smiling and speaking warmly:

"Nevermind, it is enough difficult that we can understand each other in a language that it's not ours. Sulit untuk berbicara bahasa yang tidak anda sendiri.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1315 - 2013-05-26 14:28:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Chloe Kaltana wrote:
Suddenly a second ship, a civilian salvage vessel for large scale operations, drops out of warp in zero range to the hunted matarian ship. Her sublight engines immediately firing and burning towards the stations docking sections. The unarmed ship is already badly damaged and laced with burnings all over her hull, typical signs for amarrian gunfire. Something very valuable must be inside the hangars of this ship, causing the Amarr Navy to dispatch a whole fleet to hunt for.
While the clumsy civilian ship closes to the docking section, the Matari Battleship attracts the fire by the now closing force, stretching her shields to the extreme. As the Salvager finally finishes docking procedure, the lonely guarding battleship is already shot in it's hulls. The Amarr fleet is now in perfect firing range and every lazor volley cuts deep holes followed by clouds of debris in the obviously doomed Matarian Ship.
But then something unexpected happens. In the moment, the Salvager disappears in the station interior, the Amarr stop firing immediately. Not only that, they turn and go back into warp without any visible reason.
Not wasting a second, the left and badly hit Matari fires up her last working engine and crawls to the docking clamps.

---9:12 LTZ - in a nearby system's deadspace---

"Atlantia is calling Aurora...Chloe? Are you there? Come in please."
"Aurora here, are you finished Zoe?"
"Yes I'm done, you can warp in now"
"What took you so long this time?"
"Nothing to worry about...just a little more Battleships than the agents intel told us about...luckily the amarrians are lazy gunners but can make nice discolights! - Well...more loot for us, heh!"
"I got ya *laughs*...comming in now"

A minute later, the clumsy Noctis class salvager drops out of warp next to Zoe's old Maelstrom and begins the daily pull and salvage routine.
Just as the last wreckage closes being dismanteled and transformed into the hungry salvagers hangars, a large fleet drops out of warp 100km away, closing onto the duo immediately.

"Zoe! My Ladar is suddenly full of contacts closing in! What the ****?!"
"I see them too! Fire up your warp engines and set homing course! Those are far too many and we should leave before they come in range!"
"Got ya! Going to warp in 3..2..1.."

After the Noctis dropped into warp, the Maelstrom loads it's warp engines too while already coating several exremely fast closing frigates with long range fire.
Only a few seconds before they come in jamming range, the old lady falls into warp and safety...
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1316 - 2013-05-26 14:28:37 UTC
Commissar Kate,

Dearest, sweetest Commissar Kate.

I may have gotten carried away with things...

Nine and I would like to have you over again, once you are feeling well. For a proper slumber party, without the crazy...

My hope would be you can make it tonight, but I am selfish.

We have something with your name on it. We would love to see you try it on.

Please come see us soon.

XOXO,

7, 9.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1317 - 2013-05-26 14:35:09 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Commissar Kate,

Dearest, sweetest Commissar Kate.

I may have gotten carried away with things...

Nine and I would like to have you over again, once you are feeling well. For a proper slumber party, without the crazy...

My hope would be you can make it tonight, but I am selfish.

We have something with your name on it. We would love to see you try it on.

Please come see us soon.

XOXO,

7, 9.



Oh why certainly, I would love to come over. However I may not make it until around 2.00 eve time.
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1318 - 2013-05-26 14:36:48 UTC
fantastic.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1319 - 2013-05-26 14:38:27 UTC
I clearly recall saying no...

..... puahahahha what am I saying? was I always this stiff?

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1320 - 2013-05-26 14:40:56 UTC
yes, stiff. but there's hope for you... a little birdie told me you left your skirt at Kirjava's. I wonder how that happened... Lol

and if you're wondering about the ISK... I may have forgotten to give you the rack of republic fleet 800mm repeating artillery off my machariel.

oops? I can be forgetful