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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1261 - 2013-05-26 05:21:35 UTC
*holds six slightly away from her, and takes in the sight of her. six appears normal, just asleep. 8 laughs under her breath.

"the energizer bunny does not keep going and going."

she looks at the glasses and Kirjava who is all cool and collected, and throws her head back in laughter.

"what a baby!"

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Sadar Ovaert
#1262 - 2013-05-26 05:23:23 UTC
Does anyone know where Commissar Kate went? I have not heard from her in a while and her neocom seems to be turned off. I'm getting quite concerned.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1263 - 2013-05-26 05:24:19 UTC
"nnnnNOPE!"

*8 bites her lips shut to conceal her smile, though her eyes are still gleaming

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1264 - 2013-05-26 05:26:17 UTC
Hey, takes a while before you're body can take some of this. Just hope she was old enough to drink in the first place really.

So Ms Moneybags, what's your hand in Evil incorporated?

Sadar, she and 7 are... indisposed for the moment, probably better to leave a message for her.

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1265 - 2013-05-26 05:28:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6638
*8 gives up on concealing her grin and smiles wider after hearing Kirjava's explanation and thinking that's a subtle way to say 7 is having all her wildest dreams come true.

"....hahah yes. money bags.

... more like babysitter."

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1266 - 2013-05-26 05:31:24 UTC
Winks down at 8, hoping she'll keep hush and let Kate and 7/9 have their fun together uninterrupted.

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Sadar Ovaert
#1267 - 2013-05-26 05:31:27 UTC
Indisposed for the moment? Please don't tell me she got her way with someone again. That girl will try to sleep with anything it seems. If it was not for her charming looks I would have to punish her.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1268 - 2013-05-26 05:35:17 UTC
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty say anything my good sir, lest I not perhaps lead to the potential damage to the Directives Rear.. *smirks for a second* Admiral.

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1269 - 2013-05-26 05:37:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6638
*is suddenly acutely aware that she has no idea who Sadar might be to Commissar Kate. maybe he's a stern, strict version of herself. but Commissar Kate needs someone to look out for her? how odd. she smiles at the possibility Commissar Kate is more like 7 and 9 than she thought.

*8 speaks in the most level tone she can manage, considering a bottle of unknown herbal extract was taken from her possession minutes prior:

"I think she was listening to some music with ...

*8 is unsure what to call the other rains. how do you explain the rains in ten words or less?

"...friends, and they're eating. they went out for a sandwich."

*yeah, that'll work.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1270 - 2013-05-26 05:41:23 UTC
Indeed, they were dancing earlier and developed a bit of a hunger earlier. They might have gone out to Saiso, I think 7 was in particular interested in sampling Achuran cuisine.

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1271 - 2013-05-26 05:44:22 UTC
*loco stops in the doorway and his mind races at the scene before him. drinks. six asleep on the couch, very likely passed out from alcohol [he'll ask about that later]... but this man standing in an authoritative pose, in front of them. neatly dressed, clean... not good. he approaches 8 and takes a deep bow, conspicuously so that the unknown gentleman can at least be assured of their status:

"Ma'am, I did not mean to keep you waiting. My apologies. I have finished your business in Jita and am here to Chauffeur yourselves back to Sobaseki"

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Sadar Ovaert
#1272 - 2013-05-26 05:45:20 UTC
Well I would like you all to know I'm Kate's Personal Security Officer and it's my duty that she is taken care of.

I suspect she drank a bit too much again as usual and managed to get some action. Was it a guy or girl this time and did anyone happen to see if she had a small gray vial in her possession?
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1273 - 2013-05-26 05:46:18 UTC
*address Loco courteously, the escape seems to be a good option. 7 and 9 are big girls, they'll be fine...

"Rain has fallen asleep, would you..."

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1274 - 2013-05-26 05:48:29 UTC
*Loco proceeds to assist six, and picks her up with no acknowledgement of the gentleman's question. it is fitting behavior for a Brutor slave. it just might work. with six securely in his arms, he avoids eye contact with a person of status, and is thankful his dreadlocks hide the evidence of his being a capsuleer.

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1275 - 2013-05-26 05:51:44 UTC
*8 pulls the clueless blonde card and stands with her hands together, as if to wait for Commissar Kate's personal security officer's permission to leave his presence.

"Sir I'm ... I don't know Commissar Kate very well, I ..."

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1276 - 2013-05-26 05:53:19 UTC
*Checks Sadar's ID, and moves his left hand up and into a quick gesture.*

Well that checks out, Rest assured sir they are taken care of by a pair of this lovely ladies sisters. A wee bit too much to drink perhaps but its all good fun. They should be fine, grab a drink and pick her up hungover in the morning.

*Watches the red dot move from Sadar's forehead*

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1277 - 2013-05-26 05:54:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Loco Kamikaze
*loco is in the doorway and knows 8 can see him over the gentleman's shoulder. it's been a while since he's had any type of swashbuckling, and dances an awkward jig with six in his arms, to test 8's capacity for shenanigans. 8 gives no indication that she sees him, though he knows she can. he turns to leave, impressed at 8's performance

loco looks down at six's face and sees for the first time how much of a baby she is

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1278 - 2013-05-26 05:59:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6638
*8 can't believe the sight of six flailing helplessly in loco's arms while he dances. she wants to laugh so hard, she's about to pee in her pants.

she continues to blink and stare blankly at Mr Security, but now she needs to excuse herself for *real

"I'm sorry, I really have to pee before we go"

*8 scurries off to the bathroom, and the pee trot can't be helped

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Sadar Ovaert
#1279 - 2013-05-26 06:03:27 UTC
Thank you Kirjava, I appreciate the honesty. So Kate got a pair of girls tonight? Well thats a first, I always knew she swung both ways but I'v never seen her grab a pair of girls. All I know is that Kate is going to be one hell of treat to deal with this morning.

And if I may ask a favor of you. Please make sure Kate puts her clothes back on tomorrow morning, she has been know to forget to put them back on in the past.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1280 - 2013-05-26 06:09:05 UTC
Not sure I can promise anything in that respect, I daresay the girls will steal every bit of clothing and make her march around naked if I know those two.... *Eyes distractedly following the escaping Achura backside sway*

Sorry, but I'll give it a shot bit no promises.

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