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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1201 - 2013-05-26 02:45:31 UTC
*Gets into an argument with the parking staff outside the Bar*

I Keep telling you, its a mining ship, please park it in grid 3..

But sir, its clearly-

No buts, its a mining ship, full rack of mining lasers, a cargohold full of minerals.

Sir, it's a Gnosis class Battlecruiser, no matter how you look at it-

I am not paying for military parking, its a mining ship, can't you tell a ninja mining vessel when you see one? The Microwarp drive, the full rack of EW to run away, the spacious cargohold and the probe launcher?

* Argument continues outside*

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1202 - 2013-05-26 02:49:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
Rain6637 wrote:
now that just makes me feel guilt for being demanding. ...kind of.

I can appreciate expectation management; you still look amazing... with both eyes in your head (and not some cheap trinket).

so if you really mean that and you're not just being humble, don't worry you've looked much much worse.

I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't know how to be nice. (I'm out of practice)

PS: I want to hump you.



I do however very much like the (gold) blouse. I belive it would fit very nicely with my skin and hair. It also matches the color scheme of Ishukone.

-k8

My Fanclub
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1203 - 2013-05-26 02:52:09 UTC
*sigh*

no one holds point to the death like sociopathic seven. not much practice with tackling friendlies. ...the concept of "consent" is somewhat foreign to her.

Please excuse us, Commissar Kate. but we need seven to stay this way
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1204 - 2013-05-26 02:56:22 UTC
*Walks in, grumbling about parking fee's*

I get to the bar, "you girls want anything while I'm up here?"

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1205 - 2013-05-26 02:58:03 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
I do however very much like the (gold) blouse. I belive it would fit very nicely with my skin and hair. It also matches the color scheme of Ishukone.


you...

...should probably trade the mr peanut piece for one.

...are so hot when you're evil.

Help, I can't download EVE

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Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1206 - 2013-05-26 02:59:13 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
*Walks in, grumbling about parking fee's*

I get to the bar, "you girls want anything while I'm up here?"


yes, a new boyfriend. Loco is gaga for donkey butt kardashiana

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1207 - 2013-05-26 03:02:23 UTC
"pssst"

*whispers in Kirjava's ear

"six has a thing for older pilots"
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1208 - 2013-05-26 03:03:01 UTC
Ouch, bad huh?

*Drops down a set of glasses and a pitcher of White Russian*

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1209 - 2013-05-26 03:03:38 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
I do however very much like the (gold) blouse. I belive it would fit very nicely with my skin and hair. It also matches the color scheme of Ishukone.


you...

...should probably trade the mr peanut piece for one.

...are so hot when you're evil.




The monocle, no I never owned that. Thats the Likes and Get Likes monocle you get when you have over 10k likes. I'm no longer in possession of it and I'm not that kind of person that would steal it and sell it for profit.

-k8

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1210 - 2013-05-26 03:05:47 UTC
nope. no way seven, I know what you're thinking and I love you and all, but I can't let you do it.

...and this is why... I manage all the assets.

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1211 - 2013-05-26 03:06:43 UTC
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1212 - 2013-05-26 03:07:35 UTC
zing! good one but I'd rather have ISK thanks

*blows the smoke off the barrel of her imaginary finger pistol

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1213 - 2013-05-26 03:11:05 UTC
Rain6638 wrote:
zing! good one but I'd rather have ISK thanks

*blows the smoke off the barrel of her imaginary finger pistol




I hope you know there is more to life then just ISK. Get out and live a little.

-k8

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1214 - 2013-05-26 03:11:57 UTC
*Whispers to 9* "Pretty sure you're all older than me, too much time in the Pod"

*Pours out glasses, wondering where 8 came from*

Is she new? What?

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Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1215 - 2013-05-26 03:13:57 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Ouch, bad huh?
*Drops down a set of glasses and a pitcher of White Russian*

*sits next to Kirjava and counts the glasses, then looks down at her hands in her lap, disappointed.

"oh."

"I never liked that Loco drank.

...I guess decent 2003 guys are hard to find."

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1216 - 2013-05-26 03:18:44 UTC
*sits on the other next-to-Kirjava and kicks up her feet

"it's true. I keep a jump clone in Jita even though we're right next door, and I like checking market all day. let's see, what else. I'm one of the rains, I enjoy flying heavy interdictors, command ships, and my favorite is when we go out as a covops or recon team. my favorite color is kaalakiota red on black, and I like making castles with plex."

*turns her head at 7:

"and I'M A VIRGIN."

*looks back at Kirjava, and his glasses. and the large pitcher of pre mixed white russian

"I thought white russian was supposed to be mixed by the glass?"

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1217 - 2013-05-26 03:22:17 UTC
*walks in holding hands to grumbling tummy*

Indah! A big milkshake with ice cream in it please.

Oh and some bran to follow.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1218 - 2013-05-26 03:24:54 UTC
*Glances back and forth between the ladies*

Well, I suppose that explains why the Barman found it odd, but when you're tipping with 5M isk coins I suppose any order gets filled. Cranberry juice 6?

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Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1219 - 2013-05-26 03:28:05 UTC
*is lost in thought, then realizes an answer is expected of her

"bitter..."

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1220 - 2013-05-26 03:31:39 UTC
*sits next to 6, clears her throat and interrupts

"I know what she'd like. milk!"

*signals wait staff and asks for a milk for six