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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1001 - 2013-05-16 21:34:30 UTC
I don't know what it is but Rain number 8 has a certain hotness about her today.


I suspect its a trap.
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#1002 - 2013-05-16 21:48:04 UTC
It usually is...

*you hear Shalua's voice from the door as she enters and walks across the room briskly, aiming straight for an empty table. she drops into the chair with a sigh then leans back and snaps her long legs on the table, crossing them in one motion*

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1003 - 2013-05-16 21:54:58 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
*Passes Loco a fresh beer, chinks his own against it and drinks to the glory of Alice in a maid outfit*


*knowing better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, Loco takes a drink from the beer with gusto. Upon noticing the amazing taste, he turns the bottle in his had to read the front of the label. "Dos Equis." Loco reads under his breath. He continues to speak at a whisper: "where did he get a Dos Equis in space?"

*Loco looks back at Kirjava to ask the question, but Kirjava is already taking in Loco's enjoyment of the refreshing beer. Loco realizes Kirjava already knows the question, and so asking it would be very un-cool.

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1004 - 2013-05-17 08:48:05 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
*Since Zoe's nature is to never be distracted but always full of pleasure, she decides to share some of that with this slightly afflicted Khanid girl. By taking her hand, she gently leads her to one of the backrooms where things always happen but never been seen* ^-^


Indah slips of Zoe's hand and tells her that she doesn't wants a breast enlargement, no matter how uncomfortable is to be so closely related to busty women as Yiole and Ish. Knowing each other's customs, lives and bodies through the continued habit of sauna, Indah could tell perfectly when and how she lies on top, in the middle or at the bottom of all kinds of parameters, like: at the bottom of bustiness, in the middle of height and at the top of cuteness. Or at the bottom of weight, in the middle of muscularity and at the top of slimness. Or at the bottom of (censored), (censored) and (censored), in the middle of (censored) and (redacted) and at the top of (redacted).


After several hours being caught in the middle of something (cencorbar starts lurking), involving Indah taking the top position over Zoe due to her background as a Khanid noblewoman in a sensual and playful way, while Zoe knows her place on the bottom (cencorbar scratches head if to strike or not), the both woman enter the front interior of TGFB again joining the new and common guests. As the bar owner of course, Indah walks on top wearing a noble Kimono, while Zoe follows her some steps behind honouring the bars new declothing habits wearing a breeze of no-thing. RollOopsBear
Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1005 - 2013-05-17 09:14:53 UTC
*Loco looks at Zoe and every fiber of his being tells him those legs will be the death of his immortal body

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#1006 - 2013-05-17 09:49:27 UTC
*Shalua looks up at Zoe and Indha and rolls her eyes, then she nods in their direction and quips* Zoe Koltana... I should have known you'd be here. *then she gets up smiling as she passes them on her way to the bar, leaning on it casually, looking for the bar person* A "Warp Scrambler" please, and a strong one at that.

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#1007 - 2013-05-17 11:00:18 UTC
*Swiftly moves from one side of the room to the other sweeping up still donning the Maid outfit, Has headphones on humming as she goes. Totally Oblivious too everyone around her*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1008 - 2013-05-17 12:40:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*elegantly evades Maidalice on her sweeping routine while walking to the bar joining Shali and Loco.*
"Hello Loco, and hello Shali, nice you made it up here finally" *warm smile*
*to the barmaid* "One warp stab please, I feel a little scrambled up."

*the barmaid hands her the requested drink and Zoe turns around on her barchair, one elbow leaning on the bars counter while overturning her legs. Sipping her drink to the soothing humming sounds of sweepy Alice*
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1009 - 2013-05-17 13:22:03 UTC
*Demands cake to be brought to her*
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1010 - 2013-05-17 13:36:04 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
*Since Zoe's nature is to never be distracted but always full of pleasure, she decides to share some of that with this slightly afflicted Khanid girl. By taking her hand, she gently leads her to one of the backrooms where things always happen but never been seen* ^-^


Indah slips of Zoe's hand and tells her that she doesn't wants a breast enlargement, no matter how uncomfortable is to be so closely related to busty women as Yiole and Ish. Knowing each other's customs, lives and bodies through the continued habit of sauna, Indah could tell perfectly when and how she lies on top, in the middle or at the bottom of all kinds of parameters, like: at the bottom of bustiness, in the middle of height and at the top of cuteness. Or at the bottom of weight, in the middle of muscularity and at the top of slimness. Or at the bottom of (censored), (censored) and (censored), in the middle of (censored) and (redacted) and at the top of (redacted).


After several hours being caught in the middle of something (cencorbar starts lurking), involving Indah taking the top position over Zoe due to her background as a Khanid noblewoman in a sensual and playful way, while Zoe knows her place on the bottom (cencorbar scratches head if to strike or not), the both woman enter the front interior of TGFB again joining the new and common guests. As the bar owner of course, Indah walks on top wearing a noble Kimono, while Zoe follows her some steps behind honouring the bars new declothing habits wearing a breeze of no-thing. RollOopsBear


Obviously you may have mistaken someone else for Indah as she's strictly heterosexual for... huh... design reasons. Straight

Same as Yiole and Ish, btw. Bear


Huh? Was that a mirror or did i just saw a lookalike of mine with Zoe? Question
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1011 - 2013-05-17 15:13:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
The alternate Indah briefly greets to Zoe on her way out. She quickly disappears through the backdoor as she gets catched by Indahs eyes. Irritated, speechless and virtually unable to move, Indah turns back to Zoe in complete disbelief.
Zoe looks in Indahs face for a short moment which slowly turns into an appalled state while Indahs mind slowly begins to regain consciousness.
Zoe takes another sip and begins to explain...

"Ok. First answer: You are not getting mad. Second: Yes this was you...practically. Third: It's not what it looks like. And finally: No, I can't tell you any more details without potentially harming the space-time continuum."
BearPirateRoll
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#1012 - 2013-05-17 15:26:26 UTC
*Shalua chuckles into her drink but keeps her eyes cast down while she turns around and leans her lower back and elbows on the bar*

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#1013 - 2013-05-17 15:38:19 UTC
*Suddenly a Danceable tune play through Alice's headphones, She Starts dancing with her broom. Ignoring everyone's gaze*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#1014 - 2013-05-17 16:02:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
The soft persistent chime woke Random from his deep sleep. He lay in bed with Yiole in his arms, pressed together as if craving the physical contact. He turned his head and noticed that a faint light illuminated from his datapad. So the “wake up call” was for him. He soured and thought, “…this had better be good.”

He slowly untangled himself from the sleeping Yiole. She gave a faint groan of protest but Random brushed the hair from the side of her face and whispered, “Shhhhhhh…..” She settled back into contented sleep. He turned to face the datapad and ran his hands across the skin of his bald head, taking mental note of the chaos his rented room had become. Yiole was a vigorous lover and being “caged” in his room for the last two days had brought out a wild and passionate side of her that made him smile.

He stood up and took the two brief steps to the table where his datapad lay. The air in the room felt intensely cold in contrast to her body warmth and the bed. With a frown, he picked up his datapad.

“Priority One Message” showed in bold lettering on the crystal screen. He entered his security passwords and pulled up the message. A face appeared, a recorded message sent out and he recognized the face as a director in the alliance. “Priority One Message begins.” The director said, “Alliance has declared war and your presence has been requested on the front lines, McNally.” A sly smile slid across the director’s face. “I hope you’ve enjoyed your little vacation.” The smile vanished as the recorded message continued. “Report to Red HQ in Otela for your orders. Message ends.”

He had been enjoying his ‘vacation’. He turned to look at the sleeping form of Yiole and wished it could continue. For years he had been a soldier, a capsuleer bred in combat since before his conversion. He had lived a very good life as an ‘immortal demi-god’ among the men and women of New Eden. He interacted with many of his fellow ‘demi-gods’, almost exclusively since the common men and women, the ground dwellers, could not relate. There will always be a gulf between Man and Capsuleer. It was a gulf that forevermore, could not be filled.

“Acknowledged.” He responded. The datapad sent the encrypted message. Alliance Headquarters will know that Random McNally, line grunt pilot for the Federation, would be on his way to fight and die, and fight again.

He took the datapad into the room’s refresher. When the door was closed, he keyed up a communication to Captain Ral Springer. “Good morning, sir” the captain said when the comm link was established, “your orders?”

“Captain, “Random responded quietly “I would like you to warm up ‘Courier’ and make it ready for departure. We depart in two hours.”

“Aye sir.” Captain Ral replied. He paused just a moment as if to say something. A concerned look crossed his face and then brushed it off. Capsuleers did not need pity. He turned and began giving orders and the comm link faded.

Random looked at himself in the mirror. He had slept, deeply, but he felt the life of the last couple of days drain from him. He noticed various scratches, bruises and bite marks. A couple of them drew blood and he smiled as he touched them. He liked having these trophies. Some of the Minmatar tribe practiced ritual scarring but this was different. It was far more personal and again it drew the longing smile from him.

He entered the shower and luxuriated in the hot water. It really didn’t matter since he would be submerged in the fluid of his pod very soon, but he gave credence to the ritual of preparing for battle. He stepped out after he had felt the purge of human emotion. He towel dried and stepped out into the main area of the room. Quietly taking clean clothes from the drawer, he dressed in silence. He had nearly finished dressing when he felt Yiole’s eyes on him. He turned and saw that she was watching him. Her eyes were full of concern and the iron façade began to crack around Random.

“You are leaving?” she said as she began to sit up in the bed.

“Yes. I’ve been called in to Red Headquarters. It appears we are going to war.” He sat down next to her on the bed, his shirt still in his hand

“I fear I’ve left you with some scars.” She said, wistfully smiling as her fingers traced the deeper of the scratches and bites.

“I’ll treasure them.” He whispered back and kissed her passionately on the mouth. The heat began to rise between the two and Random gently broke off the contact. He stood up and spoke under his breath, “for as long as this body has them.”

He pulled on his shirt and walked to the door. As he opened it, he turned back to Yiole. “I would very much like to see you when I’m no longer needed at the lines.” He turned his face downward, flushing at the statement and stepped out into the Bar.

Random was struck by the surreal tableau before him. Alice Saki in a maid’s outfit sweeping the floor and dancing to her portable entertainment player, Zoe walking unclad and speaking with Indah and an apparently animated replica, still flushed from some unknown activities. Most of the patrons were still in various stages of undress, a remnant from the pantsu party. He soaked in the scene and moved up to the bar. He paid for his room for an additional month and with one last glance at the room, left the bar.

His ship was prepared as he entered the bay. Captain Springer walked up to him and fell in step as Random moved to the ship. He took a few moments to look over the heavily modified Executioner. Springer watched him look over the various systems. Springer was confident in his crew and knew that the capsuleer would find no faults. He stood silently and collected Random’s clothing as he entered the pod.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#1015 - 2013-05-17 16:03:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
Random set into connecting himself to the pod. There was a brief spasm of panic and the momentary sensation of drowning as the last vestiges of air from his lungs were expelled and the amniotic fluid of the pod entered him. The Direct wiring, as if animated serpents, snaked its way to the implants along his spine and skull. As the connections were made, a blaze of input flooded Random’s mind. He felt the fluids and electrical impulses coursing through the pod, and soon through the ship. The emotion of his parting with Yiole drained away. There was no room for emotion. Machines had no emotions.

“Captain Springer, “Random said in a voice devoid of life, “best speed to Otela.”

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1016 - 2013-05-17 16:21:52 UTC
ok, now -that- is a cool motherf

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-

Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1017 - 2013-05-17 16:22:30 UTC
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1018 - 2013-05-17 17:41:11 UTC
Rain6636 wrote:
shut your mouth!




You poor girl, you still look so sad and pitiful. You need to restore your self to your former glory.
Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1019 - 2013-05-17 17:52:44 UTC
but I'm not done being naughty Lol

I don't know why, but I like the attention... I know it's not healthy... seven is abusive sometimes, but she knows how to hurt me so perfectly... it tells me she understands me...

though nine truly scares me. she really really doesn't care if I'm hurt

but seven... she... turns me on oh my goodness I can't believe I'm saying this

Commissar Kate, I am so messed up!
Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1020 - 2013-05-18 10:32:05 UTC
I'll say: you're ******* loco!

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-