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The Greater Fool Bar

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#61 - 2013-02-26 22:24:10 UTC
F.C. Barcelona 1 - Real Madrid 3.

Sometimes it's not really worth to watch TV. Evil
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#62 - 2013-02-26 23:16:49 UTC
Huh, this time of day already... going to sleep, so be good while i am out.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#63 - 2013-02-27 14:30:52 UTC
*Indahmawar Fazmarai walks to the cash register, opens it and sees it empty*

Profits, i can smell them -or maybe it's that the sewers clogged...

*Drops some coins into the cash register, opens a bottle of coke and slowly sips from it. Walks to jukebox and picks a song*

That should do while I end this bottle...
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#64 - 2013-02-27 23:05:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar walks into the quiet, empty bar. Removes the sheet from the old Gallentean piano that sits in a corner and seats before it.. Then starts playing a faltering tune; she's not very good, her hands are small, and she misses many notes. By the piano, Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth rolls and rests its head on the arms -all cats, big and small, are the same...

Outside the Greater Fool bar, anonymous passerbys wonder who's abusing that poor piano. It would be raining if it wasn't inside a station... but then, when in a station rains from the ceiling, xenomorph aliens grow big, eat flight mechanics and fun ensues.*

Doh, pianos aren't for everyone... I better go sleep now. Be good while i am out.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#65 - 2013-02-27 23:31:26 UTC
what about that pint pot i shat in !!!! i can start to smell it from here ....pheww ...has no one cleaned it up yet !
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#66 - 2013-02-28 06:20:04 UTC
*has been at the bar this entire time and is totally plastered*

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png 
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#67 - 2013-02-28 14:14:11 UTC
*Indahmawar covers Sheimi with a blanket so she doesn't catches a cold while she's passed out*

Customers! Any bar must take good care of customers!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#68 - 2013-02-28 19:35:20 UTC
Waiter, there's nanobot in my soup!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#69 - 2013-02-28 20:41:58 UTC
*Indahmawar finds a note on the video jukebox saying "you must watch this, sweetie!". She presses play and....*

You must watch this, sweetie!

HMOG, that's... amazing. Shocked
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#70 - 2013-02-28 21:14:57 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Indahmawar finds a note on the video jukebox saying "you must watch this, sweetie!". She presses play and....*

You must watch this, sweetie!

HMOG, that's... amazing. Shocked


*Miz laughs out loud and wonders how ppl can be so brilliant to come up with such ideas*

Made my day

❤️️💛💚💙💜
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#71 - 2013-03-01 16:36:06 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
well ...it could have been worse ...this could have been on the jukebox What?
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#72 - 2013-03-01 16:36:26 UTC
I NEED A DRINK!

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#73 - 2013-03-01 18:18:02 UTC
*Cynthia Gallente calmly enters the bar and manages to avoid all nonsenes*

Beer please. *She says as she sits at the counter.*

Post with your lick™
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#74 - 2013-03-01 19:54:49 UTC
::Orders another drink to work up his courage to go to talk to one of the ladies. Not shy, just afraid he might get knifed::
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#75 - 2013-03-01 20:47:12 UTC
*Sticks a knife in the creep who's drunk and talking to her.*

Post with your lick™
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#76 - 2013-03-01 21:02:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai accepts a customer request to put something on the video jukebox*

I am asking to play this on the big screen, can I?

*Indahmawar drinks from her Garfield mug and is certain that she will never understand certain customers*

Don't know where did that come from... but must be some funny place.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#77 - 2013-03-01 23:03:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Hey bartender, need one more here. Oww, what's this? Think I got a knife in my ribs. Hey bartender, better make that a double.
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2013-03-01 23:49:21 UTC
*Droolingly falls off of a barstool and thus waking up* Oh god, how long was i out?!?! *head pounds horribly* and how much did i drink?

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png 
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#79 - 2013-03-02 02:35:34 UTC
Not enough yet, when you still can feel your head hurting...

*opens another bottle of brainkiller and pours in a glas*

Ah...and if you have a Flight later today, theres a bazooka line on the bar table to get you back on. ^-^

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#80 - 2013-03-02 09:35:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai wakes up and walks to the casualty report; there's only been one stabbing (vicitm will survive) and the usual number of drunken in various degrees, none of which managed to harm himself. As Indah walks to the WC room, the boxer she's wearing slips down her thighs*

I should stop playing to "trade your undies" with chatroulette acquitances... this stuff is so much not suit for women!

*Holding the boxer in place with a hand, she notices that her bra is missing too.*

Huh, I hope it won't be one of those days...