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The Greater Fool Bar

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#761 - 2013-05-02 17:33:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*Walks into the bar and seems to search for a specific person. After a while, her eyes find that specific person seemingly sitting on the counter so she walks over there. While closing she notices that this person is actually sleeping. She sits down on a barchair next to her, inspecting several nearly empty bottles standing around*

"Damn Kheily, you should seek therapeutic help soon if you continue not to empty your bottles completely"

*she mumbles to herself and starts emptying the remaining bottles*
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#762 - 2013-05-03 14:23:07 UTC
*Kheily wakes up from her comatic sleep, still dizzy she looks around finding Zoe sitting next to her*

*babbling* "...Who are you?"

*Zoe takes a short and intense look* "I'm your CEO"

"really??...*

"Yes, actually"

"...Where am I?"

"You're at the Greater Fool Bar and are on your way to win 1st price."

"..huuuh...whhy's my head exploding??"

"You drank way too much."

"really???..."

"Yes, yes you did."

"whyyy...?.."

"I'm not completely shure...it started after you mined for several days in a row."

*short silence* "...Who am I...??"

"You are Kheily, my Alt."

"realllllyyyy....??"

"Yes, sometimes people share their mind into two or more capsuleers."

"whyyy???"

"I...It's a personal matter...I don't wanna talk about it."

*Kheily looks defocused around for a while, then turns back to Zoe* "Who are you???"

...

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Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#763 - 2013-05-05 06:38:28 UTC
*walks up to Kheily and Zoe and looks bewildered*
You guys must be sisters! If not, you must have something in common, whats the story behind this?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#764 - 2013-05-05 10:14:21 UTC
Indah walks downstairs and gets int the bar. She's wearing a red dress, dotted with little irregular polygons, and the few patrons appreciate how the simple but perfectly made dress wraps around her body. She's also wearing red heels and a small brown handbag, and right as everyone thinks she's going out to a date, she turns around and walks along a corridor located by the main bar.

One of the patrons quickly tells to another:

- Interesting... that's the way to the backrooms; would not mind if that gal worked there...
- Too skinny...

Albeit they're called the "backrooms" for convenience, they're not physically located at the same place as the bar. Along the corridor, Indah opens a closed door after it reads her mental patterns, and then she accesses an elevator that goes down, to the level below. Customers should go outside of the bar and take one of the public elevators or the stairways, and there would meet a discreet doorway with dark glasses and a simple sign: GFB Private Club - Adults only.

The access from the elevator leads to another closed door and opens to the backstage of the private club. Indah opens it and sees a Gallentean girl, barely dressed, hurrying along the corridor that leads to the main stage.

- Oh, salut, Mlle. Fazmarai! Désolé que je non m'occupe, je dois commencer dans une minute!
- Ne t'en fais pas, chérie... Êtes-vous Melinda?
- Non, je suis Chantal!


Indahmawar walks to the opposite direction, away from the stage and into a small flight of stairs that leads to the control room, which doubles as office for the manager.

The backrooms used to be a establishment called Le Sexy-nine, which ran into financial trouble after changing management and was sold along with the larger space on the next station level. Shortly before laving, Ish had hired the former right hand of the old manager, an Anmatarr woman which everyone called La Pouce because of the prosthetic thumb in her left hand, and albeit she was doing a good job, some troubles had arised and they couldn't wait for Ish to come back and sort them.

Indahmawar entered La Pouce's office and was greeted in the elaborate style of Amarrian nobelty:

- Dama Fazmarai, sed bienvenida. Que la gloria y la luz llenen vuestros pasos, que la fortuna y los ancestros cuiden de vos y vuestra familia; ruego me sea concedida la gracia de serviros y ser digna de vuestra visita.

As a Khanid noble woman, Indahmawar could speak the ancient Amarrian language, but also, as an Anmatarr, La Pouce knew that adressing a Khanid in Amarrian was a form of patronizing, which was doubled as La Pouce was mature enough to be elderly, whereas Indahmawar just was in her early twenties. Indah sighed in her mind and answered coldly in her Khanid language:

- Saya bersyukur untuk menyambut anda, tapi aku sudah datang ke sini untuk bisnis dan bukan untuk bersosialisasi.
- I see, lady Fazmarai. What's troubling you?
- Me? Nothing is troubling me, La Pouce, but apparently some of your performance is leaving to be desired.
- My performance? I am desolated, what have I done wrong? Don't the shows run smoothly? Don't we keep the place tidy and comfortable? Aren't the girls and boys the finest in this station? Don't we live to our tradition of being a discreet place for everyone to enjoy?
- For everyone... that's the issue, apparently.
- Apparently? Aren't you sure? May I help you and explain what's being misunderstood?

Indah was aware that the conversation had started bad and was about to go to worse as several prejudices raised barriers between her and La Pouce; Anmatar never betrayed the Amarrian, but the Khanid did; La Pouce was a common woman, aging and facing an unavoidable death, whereas Indah was an immortal capsuleer at her young age; La Pouce was a experienced second manager, whereas Indah was not even the new unexperienced owner, but a relative of her; and lastly, deep inside of her mind, Indah also knew why she had dressed like going to a date, and so did La Pouce.

- What happened with the La Bongo-bong's crew? - inquired Indah
- They're old customers of us, what do you ask?
- Weren't they thrown from the establishment?
- That's a kind of exaggeration...
- And what with the private birthday party early last month?
- It was an ordinary party some capsuleers gave to another...
- Ordinary? And what about that girl 11?

(continues)
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#765 - 2013-05-05 10:14:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
(continued)

La Pouce pales for half a second.

- We had parental consent.
- So she barely escaped being abused?
- That was an exaggeration...
- Not from what I know. Albeit the police report didn't made into my mailbox earlier than two weeks ago, some witness clearly stated that that was not an accident. She was supposed to bring in the cake, nude, but that capsuleer guy was more than inclined to figure she was the icing of the cake and a "present". And you knew it, as last year the old management refused to hold a party for him because of similar reasons.
- Lady Fazmarai, there's been much malign on...
- Malign? Not less than 10 crew member from La Bongo-bong stated that they heard turmoil, rushed in and had to fight their way to rescue the girl! And it was a miracle nobody was armed and it all ended with some black and blues!
- Lady Fazmarai, this kind of incidents are part of the job... misjudging can happen and...
- Part of the job? Raising the income from management fee a 300% is too a part of the job? Haven't you been actively driving away commoners to get more capsuleers in, paying the higher capsuleer rates? That's not misjudging, that's greed and it's a greed that can cause troubles to us the Fazmarais! How you dare?
- My fault is that i am making too much money for you, Lady Fazmarai?
- Money? You know perfectly we are not in this for the money. We can earn in a day more than this business will deliver in a year. The only one profiting from here it's you, La Pouce. And we don't like your ways.
- You both? Isn't Lady Ishtanchuk Fazmarai traveling abroad...?
- Don't take that path, La Pouce. You really don't want Ishtanchuk to meddle in this affair. I am in charge and I'm going to give you a chance. I can figure why you want money. Rather than abuse our confidence and get it against us, you could just be open about it. We honor to reward those who serve us well.

La Pouce slowly caresses her prosthetic thumb with her forefinger and mutters:

- Arthrosis...
- So you want a clone -says Indah, softly.
- And why not, Lady Fazmarai? I am beginning to decay and I'm just 62!
- And why not just ask?
- Lady Ishtanchuk was in a hurry and I never served any Khanid. I worked for long for Mrs. Kanter and she was as good a manager as a Caldari can be expected. Until she was too old. And I... refused to have a serving career when I joined the business management.
- We can consider that. Call it a bonus. Or just go the service way, as you prefer. You'll be better with us by your side, than doing your way and causing us trouble. That would be the case even if we weren't capsuleers. Which we are, of course.
- Of course, Lady Fazmarai.
- I'll have to discuss the details with Ishtanchuk, but we'll inform you when we make our minds on the issue.
- Thank you Lady Fazmarai.

Indahmawar notices how La Pouce is as close to biting her lip as she can without actually doing it. The old Anmatarr versus Khanid grudge... and La Pouce never had a real chance to learn her place as a servant. Better she's aware on how potentially dangerous is to cross capsuleers.

- La Pouce, can you do something else now?
- Will be my pleasure, Lady Fazmarai...
- Check whether Raoul is greenlighted.

La Pouce swiftly looks upon her pad, looking at the personnel log. But she knows that Indah already knows the answer.

- Yes, he is available. Had an early shift yesterday and it's been off duty since. Shall i call him in?
- Please do. Suite 20.

La Pouce looks at Indah as she blushes lightly. As is her duty, La Pouce knows that Raoul, the black eyed Gallentean with curly hair and a falsely shy smile, haves with Indah a relation that's not mercantile, but neither are they engaged in anything potentially hazardous. Well, aside of how Raoul is redlighted and remains off duty for a couple days each time they both meet... After Indah leaves the office, La Pouce mutters to herself:

- In a parallel universe, you both would be up to make some interesting stolen holoreel... You make a good couple, as he's almost as short as yourself, and you both bloody drain out yourselves each time you meet. So now go sh*g each other to death, and don't forget to talk to that cousin of yours and bring me back something interesting, as I won't be waiting forever to get that clone, estúpida zorrita khanid.

La Pouce turns back to her main computer, much heavily protected than her pad, and browses thorugh some files. Then she opens the one called "special appointments" and begins figuring ways to either cancel them or divert them to shadier establishments, for a fee... that should do unless the stupid Khanid cousins had some real security procedures which La Pouce couldn't foresee and use to her advantage.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#766 - 2013-05-06 08:22:51 UTC
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#767 - 2013-05-06 14:48:13 UTC


OMG! I can finally go to the Supermarket and have this as background music to make the experience less dull!

TY! ripping them all into mp4 Big smile

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#768 - 2013-05-06 14:50:33 UTC
Strolls into the bar and sits down by the barmaid.

I'll have a Strawberry Sundae.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#769 - 2013-05-06 14:52:37 UTC
Sits next to Kirjava


Can I have a sip?
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#770 - 2013-05-06 15:03:10 UTC
*Passes the spoon*

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#771 - 2013-05-07 07:29:20 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:


OMG! I can finally go to the Supermarket and have this as background music to make the experience less dull!

TY! ripping them all into mp4 Big smile

Cool
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#772 - 2013-05-08 10:51:00 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Sits next to Kirjava


Can I have a sip?

is this what you do when you're bored? hurt people's feelings?

*throws space valentine's chocolates on the floor and stomps out*
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#773 - 2013-05-08 12:28:59 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Sits next to Kirjava


Can I have a sip?

is this what you do when you're bored? hurt people's feelings?

*throws space valentine's chocolates on the floor and stomps out*


Your mean.


*Hides and eats more cake*
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#774 - 2013-05-08 13:02:49 UTC
*walks into bar, plonks down on stool and loosens necktie*

Indah! Rum and coke with a slice of lemon and a big fruity drink with an umbrella sticking out of it.

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#775 - 2013-05-08 13:42:45 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:

Your mean.


*Hides and eats more cake*

speaking of cake, the 19th is mine and 8's birthday
there was only one thing I, well, we wanted but now I just feel foolish
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#776 - 2013-05-08 14:31:34 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:

speaking of cake, the 19th is mine and 8's birthday
there was only one thing I, well, we wanted but now I just feel foolish



You can't have my cake anyway, its all MINE Evil
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#777 - 2013-05-08 15:34:41 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Rain6639 wrote:

speaking of cake, the 19th is mine and 8's birthday
there was only one thing I, well, we wanted but now I just feel foolish



You can't have my cake anyway, its all MINE Evil


I dont think it was your cake that they were interested in. Blink

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#778 - 2013-05-08 19:17:07 UTC
oh it was cake, i swear--lots and lots of cake
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#779 - 2013-05-08 20:49:41 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
oh it was cake, i swear--lots and lots of cake



*Sits next to Rain and hands her a fork.*

Are you ready for some cake?
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#780 - 2013-05-08 21:10:25 UTC
i wish tidi could make this moment last forever