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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2801 - 2014-01-07 21:19:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
(continues)

The intense infrared radiation vaporized the surface of the corridor walls, overheated the air and turned it into plasma. It hit Uriel's body and easily consumed it, vaporizing large chunks of tissue as molecules separated into elements. When the burst was gone, most of Uriel's body had disintegrated, and what was left was just a mess of vaporized fluids, organic molecules and large amounts of carbon composites. The charred and disfigured mass only lasted a few hundredths of second before the overheated air blasted it in a hypersonic shockwave. The shield also absorbed that and Ishtanchuk just saw a bright fireball erupting and expanding, then she heard a deafening noise as the air blasted away and then collapsed on the partial void left behind, causing massive damage to the corridor. All the lights were crushed, the walls buckled and the floor shacked as it bounced up after the explosion. Then it was over and the shield vanished, less than a second after pressing the trigger. Extremely hot air slammed on Ish, but cooled before searing her skin. She knew that her attacker was gone, but now she was alone with her injured body. Then, her pad beeped with a noisy alarm after the link to her implants showed that her life statistics were wrong.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai rolled on her right side, despite the pain, and placed herself in recovery position. She figured that his way the blood from her right lung would flow through her mouth and keep her air tract clear, although her mouth was also bleeding copiously.

She felt cold as she bled and her suffocation worsened despite the recovery position. Although her left lung wasn't hit, she was developing a pneumothorax and it was extremely difficult to breathe through the bloody foam from her throat, the gory mess in her mouth and enduring pain each time she inhaled... she hoped that someone would come soon, warned by the explosion of the thermal peacemaker. But also knew that she was running out of time as her vision faded and she lost sensitiveness on her right side. Her brain was lacking oxygen and her body was losing blood quickly as her heart rushed...

As blood drummed in her ears and temples, Ishtanchuk noticed from a distant point of view how her face was becoming inflamed and the inflammation closed her eye and blocked her left nostril, further strangling the air flow. But, was it that important?, she thought, as hypoxia and shock caused her a altered state of mind. Pain was fading away, and that was good, as obviously something had gone very wrong down there at her chest. She had a dreamlike sensation of detaching from her crippled body, and suddenly she was away, looking into a mirror...

She was 16, how sweet, and she was testing her dress for the annual New Ladies Presentation before the Tash Murkon family. The traditional dress was of a bold design, which exposed bare shoulders and had a V shaped neckline intended to display a talisman hanging from the New Lady's necklace... and that jewel had to be hung exactly on the upper line of the base of the breasts. Thus, showing some cleavage was inevitable, and Ishtanchuk tried to come up with the idea of displaying so much of her body.

"Bare arms, bare shoulders, but, my face looks too dark...", she said to her mother.
"No, no, Corrina, your face is right; it's your body that it's too pale because sunlight never hits it. But don't worry, we will use a self tanning lotion, and with some make up, everyone will enjoy your lovely coppery skin."
"But mom, everyone will be wearing the same dress... everyone will be 16 and every girl will be pretty and will be showing her chest just like me"
"Don't worry, Corrina, your decolletage will be the envy of everyone, as you are just like your grandmother...."

But something was wrong with her right breast, now... And the corridor was dark and cold, as it should be in space. But she never had experienced cold in space; in space, she was inside her pod, and it felt warm inside. Warm and safe, as she knew that her mind would be transferred to a fresh clone if she was about to die. But now she wasn't in her pod. She was in a dark corridor in a station, and her life was oozing out of her body with each heartbeat and her mind was asphyxiating. Her eyes went blind and she wished to fight back the darkness, but there was nothing left to do. Then she saw a blob of light and inside it there was Indahmawar, her cousin, her friend, the apple of her eye.

"Indahmawar", tried to say Ishtanchuk, yet she couldn't talk as she sunk into darkness. "I love you, Indahmawar. Take care of yourself, my baby. I ca..."

Then the light blob vanished, and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wasn't there anymore.

***


Roland Gramel wasn't happy with his new assignment. Things had been very messy since the bombing at Yulain, Court & Brams, with increased security over the station and rumors about organized crime starting a gang war. With the whole station to cover and the massive scale of the structure, manpower was spread very thin. Thus, Roland Gramel had been assigned the whole habitation section of the capsuleer docklands, which spanned several levels and literally kilometers of corridors where anyone could go unnoticed all day if he knew how to hack the obsolete automated surveillance system.

Officer Gramel was minding his misfortune as he guided his patrol scooter into a elevator, ready to move his "eyeball patrol" to level 7 (and patrolling that level alone could take more than 10 minutes, even riding the scooter). The elevator started and suddenly Roland Gramel heard a ominous distant sound, like a giant door slamming, and he could sense a vibration shaking the station structure. The elevator stopped and Gramel heard the echos of a explosion as the doors opened.

(continued)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2802 - 2014-01-07 21:20:49 UTC
(continued)

"Dammit!", he muttered, and quickly grabbed his service pad. The alarms already had set up and pointed at a distant corridor on section 8. Officer Gramel pushed the button at the elevator and saw, hopelessly, that he actually was the nearest force.

"Officer Gramel to control, I am responding to alarm #001 on level 8, habitation modules, capsuleer docklands"
"Control calling, all automated systems are offline, inspect and report immediately"
"Officer Gramel to control, acknowledged."

Officer Gramel rushed out of the elevator and sped up his scooter, slowing down at each turn and then speeding again. He passed by closed doors and personnel elevators as he attempted to connect to the local surveillance network, but apparently the explosion had affected the corridor itself and there was no response. Several minutes after the explosion, he reached the right corridor -as in the distance, all lights were off. He stopped the scooter and stepped down, grabbing a flashlight and inspecting the scene. The corridor was stained with sooth, and officer Gramel noticed how the damage became more severe as he walked forward. Here and there he could see the dismantled systems, fallen placards, and a strong burnt smell. He reached a section where the floor plates were bent by the explosion, and the flashlight illuminated a dark object. Looking closely, officer Dramel noticed how it looked like a body part, and set his teeth. Looking around, he could see more evidence of a dismembered and horribly burned corpse. Also there was a maintenance robot, completely destroyed, and he scanned the corridor forward for more remnants, until he saw another body.

The second body was obviously a woman, as she wore a white dress. Officer Gramel was amazed to see her laying in the middle of a circular section of intact floor and wall. She laid in a pool of blood, and Gramel could see how some of the blood had flown and filled some of the bumps on the damaged floor. The structure was severely damaged around the woman and some of the floor tiles moved under his feet as he stepped on them. From the amount of blood, he thought that the woman was already dead, but he couldn't understand why she was not as destroyed as the other victim of the explosion. Then he noticed what were obvious bullet holes on her back, and his puzzlement grew. She had been shot, but also a bomb had exploded?

Officer Gramel loaned on the woman, intending to look for her pulse. Her dress was soaked in blood and her face was disfigured, bloated and congested; he could see a small puncture which maybe was a bullet hole on her jaw. Then he saw something metallic glimmering on the woman's neck... officer Gramel realized suddenly that things could be worst for him, and removed some of her hair from her neck to check for the presence of...

"Capsuleer plugs! Oh sh*t, she's a capsuleer! Oh Lord, don't let her die in my guard!"

Officer Gramel looked for her carotid, trying to sense her pulse, and then he saw a faint glow -her pad! He looked at the screen and it was ominously red with warnings, but according to the device, which was linked to the capsuleer's implants, she still had some pulse and cerebral activity. Officer Gramel didn't bothered to read the warnings and just called control:

"Officer Gramel to control! Pick my position and send medical assistance immediately! I've found two victims, one is completely dead and the other is a seriously injured capsuleer. I repeat, a CAPSULEER, so send me someone before she dies, for God's sake! She's been shot but the explosion didn't hit her. She's bleeding badly and her pad is issuing all sorts of medical alarms"
"Control calling, we copy your request for medical assistance. Please, link your communicator to the victim's pad and the medical team"
"Officer Gramel to control, acknowledged. She's in very bad shape, come on and hurry up, they'll hang me if she dies under my guard!"

Roland Gramel did as requested and linked the woman's pad to his communicator, and started relaying information to the medical team. He looked at the pad and saw the capsuleer's name; Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. He saw with growing despair how her life constants worsened; everything was going down, and he presumed that measurements going down were bad.

"Come on, lady, don't you die before the medics come!", he urged to her although she was unconscious.

After what looked like an eternity, officer Gramel saw the medical team coming, in a small vehicle suit to ride the corridors, and then he was startled as the pad started shouting:

"Cerebral failure imminent! Apply resurrection!"
"No! Not yet lady! Hold on!", shouted back officer Gramel. Then he was pushed aside by the medical team, and saw them working frantically but accurately on the inert body. The medics plugged machines on her and officer Gramel turned away when he saw the medics practicing a tracheotomy on the woman. Then, under the lights from the medical vehicle, he could see a weapon on the floor, half way between te capsuleer and the crushed maintenance robot. It was a silenced pistol, whose grip had been destroyed by the explosion of the magazine.

(continues)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2803 - 2014-01-07 21:24:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
(continued)

Then he speculated that maybe the first victim had shot the woman and she had caused the explosion to defend herself... But investigating that would be left to the inspectors. He watched the medical team as they loaded the woman on a stretcher, still alive, and then he walked back to his scooter to start setting a police line until reinforcements arrived. As the medical vehicle moved away, officer Gramel thought to himself that, if the woman made it alive to the Hospital, likely she would survive; and if don't, at least it had stopped being his responsibility since the medics arrived. Although he was as humane as any fellow, he couldn't help to think that capsuleers were a plague and probably it was okay if some of them died outside of the pods that made them immortal... but only as long as they didn't destroyed the career and life of a commoner in the process.

"Good luck, Ms. Fazmarai, and thank you for not dieing under my guard", he thought, and then added, thinking of the massive explosion caused by the capsuleer woman as she defended herself: "Bloody capsuleers..."

END of Part One.

(meta: this started as a plot twist some months ago, and eventually has become a full fledged story... Part Two is already in a very early stage so it may take long until I write it. I am aware that this story leaves Ish is out of the thread. Yet, my subscription ends on the 12th and very likely I will take a break from EVE... if don't, then I'll have to work on Part Two ASAP Lol)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#2804 - 2014-01-08 09:20:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Samoth Egnoled
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Honk Honk, Meep Meep, Wee Woo Wee Woo


Meta: very good read, i enjoyed it. Though you seem to like talking about ish's boobs. Everyone seems to be leaving Cry I hope you come back to us soon, you will be sorely missed.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2805 - 2014-01-08 16:13:54 UTC
(meta: I concur with Sam. A most excellent read.)

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2806 - 2014-01-12 00:01:04 UTC
meta: I concur with Random concurring on Sam, very nice story and poor Ish getting shot.
Don't go. Kheily still needs you as pillow. Blink But if you do so, you will be missed until the day of your return, Miss Fazmarei!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2807 - 2014-01-12 21:44:02 UTC
(continued from https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4017318#post4017318 )

Indahmawar Fazmarai rushed upstairs as she ordered the robo-aides to pick an outfit. Although keeping the wardrobe catalogued and accesible to robots so they could ready an outfit on a moment's notice was very practical for ladies in a hurry, it removed the fun of browsing the wardrobe and so Indahamwar rarely used the presets.

when she entered her appartment two robo aides already were carrying the clohes to the bedroom; she undressed quickly and then let the four-armed machines dress her quickly and acccurately. Then she moved to the bathroom and used the nanobot make up dispenser to finish her appearence as one of he robo aides combed her hair on a small knot. The only thing she made with her own hands, was to pick a set of earrings.

Thus, exactly 9 minutes after asking Random McNally to allow her 10 minutes, Indahmawar walked down to the bar and the other members of the team gasped when they saw her.

Indahmawar was dressed with a white ao dai, tricked out with burgundy cuffs and neck. The burgundy from the neck descended in a faded stripe which vanished to white right at the peak of the small double lump on Indhamawar's bossom. Her lips were painted in dark red at the middle, but the corners were not maked up, and so her mouth looked like a perfect red oval. Some make up gave her perfect skin a pearly shine, with two subtle hints of pink on her cheeks and a thin dark green line on her eyelids, stressing her natural eye color. Her silvery earrings hanged as two thin chains with a clsuter of bright red gemstone at the tip, shining like tiny blood drops.

"Oh... my... princess", muttered Random McNally
"Do I look nice?", asked Indahmawar, flaunting.
"Extremely nice and smart. I've always said that you're more of a lady than I", said Ishantchuk Fazmarai.
"Well, if we need to break some hearts, certainly she's on the right spot", said Lailyana Elenka.
"Are you carrying the device?", asked Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
"Yes, here is" , said Indahmawar, taking an object from her handbag. It looked like a small Derringer gun, with a thin barrel on top.
"Heh, obviously we don't need her for firepower...", laughed Sammoth Engoled
"Don't laugh so hard. That tiny gun, although experimental, is a perfeclty legal Class I non lethal weapon. It fires a diminutive needle loaded with a nanobot brainhack virus which enters the blood stream and travels to the brain. There, it overloads the lymbic system and triggers absolute terror. Unfortunately, the nanovirus is not perfected and it may take up to one minute to work..."
"Where did you get this toy?"
"Don't ask and we won't lie to you...", anwsered Ish, mimicking Succus' accent.

The group laughed, and then Ishtanchuk said:

"Well, I've got business elsewhere. I'm going to test a VR device and have some other stuff to do... Take care of yourselves, and specially take care of Indahmawar." Then she embraced Indahmawar and kissed the corners of her lips, and Indahmawar kisssed her back, in a traditional Khanid family greeting. "Good luck and have fun, Indah".
"Have fun you too, Ish. Will see you later"
"Sure!", said Ishtanchuk, and then she went up and waved the group from the top of the stairs.

(meta: well, I hope that you'll be able to retake this story in the following days. Thank you for your kind comments and likes, and for turning this thread into a small threadnaught of its own, despite how we're just a tiny bunch who only share this little out of pod corner... We all have different trades and interests ingame, and yet we share the interest for storytelling and interacting in ways the game doesn't allows. You bet I see a lesson for CCP here... Blink

I will be back some day, so this is not a good-bye, but a "see you later". Now I will login to check who's online and say g-bye. If I don't see you online... fly safe and,
¡hasta la vista!)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Matokin Lemant
#2808 - 2014-01-13 07:10:24 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
(continued from https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4017318#post4017318 )

Indahmawar Fazmarai rushed upstairs as she ordered the robo-aides to pick an outfit. Although keeping the wardrobe catalogued and accesible to robots so they could ready an outfit on a moment's notice was very practical for ladies in a hurry, it removed the fun of browsing the wardrobe and so Indahamwar rarely used the presets.

when she entered her appartment two robo aides already were carrying the clohes to the bedroom; she undressed quickly and then let the four-armed machines dress her quickly and acccurately. Then she moved to the bathroom and used the nanobot make up dispenser to finish her appearence as one of he robo aides combed her hair on a small knot. The only thing she made with her own hands, was to pick a set of earrings.

Thus, exactly 9 minutes after asking Random McNally to allow her 10 minutes, Indahmawar walked down to the bar and the other members of the team gasped when they saw her.

Indahmawar was dressed with a white ao dai, tricked out with burgundy cuffs and neck. The burgundy from the neck descended in a faded stripe which vanished to white right at the peak of the small double lump on Indhamawar's bossom. Her lips were painted in dark red at the middle, but the corners were not maked up, and so her mouth looked like a perfect red oval. Some make up gave her perfect skin a pearly shine, with two subtle hints of pink on her cheeks and a thin dark green line on her eyelids, stressing her natural eye color. Her silvery earrings hanged as two thin chains with a clsuter of bright red gemstone at the tip, shining like tiny blood drops.

"Oh... my... princess", muttered Random McNally
"Do I look nice?", asked Indahmawar, flaunting.
"Extremely nice and smart. I've always said that you're more of a lady than I", said Ishantchuk Fazmarai.
"Well, if we need to break some hearts, certainly she's on the right spot", said Lailyana Elenka.
"Are you carrying the device?", asked Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
"Yes, here is" , said Indahmawar, taking an object from her handbag. It looked like a small Derringer gun, with a thin barrel on top.
"Heh, obviously we don't need her for firepower...", laughed Sammoth Engoled
"Don't laugh so hard. That tiny gun, although experimental, is a perfeclty legal Class I non lethal weapon. It fires a diminutive needle loaded with a nanobot brainhack virus which enters the blood stream and travels to the brain. There, it overloads the lymbic system and triggers absolute terror. Unfortunately, the nanovirus is not perfected and it may take up to one minute to work..."
"Where did you get this toy?"
"Don't ask and we won't lie to you...", anwsered Ish, mimicking Succus' accent.

The group laughed, and then Ishtanchuk said:

"Well, I've got business elsewhere. I'm going to test a VR device and have some other stuff to do... Take care of yourselves, and specially take care of Indahmawar." Then she embraced Indahmawar and kissed the corners of her lips, and Indahmawar kisssed her back, in a traditional Khanid family greeting. "Good luck and have fun, Indah".
"Have fun you too, Ish. Will see you later"
"Sure!", said Ishtanchuk, and then she went up and waved the group from the top of the stairs.

(meta: well, I hope that you'll be able to retake this story in the following days. Thank you for your kind comments and likes, and for turning this thread into a small threadnaught of its own, despite how we're just a tiny bunch who only share this little out of pod corner... We all have different trades and interests ingame, and yet we share the interest for storytelling and interacting in ways the game doesn't allows. You bet I see a lesson for CCP here... Blink

I will be back some day, so this is not a good-bye, but a "see you later". Now I will login to check who's online and say g-bye. If I don't see you online... fly safe and,
¡hasta la vista!)


(meta: wait does this mean your leaving us? Sad Anyway another great read ish...ever thought of righting a story or something?)
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2809 - 2014-01-14 12:36:54 UTC
*walks up to the counter*

I need a room with a shower for after visiting GD...
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2810 - 2014-01-14 20:34:40 UTC
When Mizhir enters the bar for the first time for a few months, she was quite shocked when she saw Random McNally shaved and in a suit. "Damn, that Yiole girl castrated him faster than I expect" she thought to herself. She then approaced the group and with a big smile on her lips she said:

"Damn, is it my monocle that needs adjustment or is the caveman getting married today?"

Laugher spread in the group and greeted Miz with a welcome. Then Random quickly explained the situation and their plan.

"Are you going with us, Miz?"
"Sorry, but I don't think I am a suitable person for that. I have a bad history with courtrooms and could potentially compromise the entire plan. If there is anything else I can do, please let me know"
"Thanks"

Random and Sam then went to a table to sort their counterfeit documents. Indah turned to Miz and explained her the situation with Yiole. To which Miz replied:

"oww, poor guy. Must been a really hard time for him"
"Indeed, his temper has been like a thunderstorm these days."
"Yeah, it is sort of his weakness. He is a great man and also smart, but his feelings can cloud his judgement. Especially when people he cares for are in danger."
"That is one of the reasons why I decided to go with them. I have to be there to soothe them if it gets too intense. I owe Yiole that."
"You are a wonderful woman, Indah. Take care. I am sorry that I can't be there. But I have bad memories from my past about courtrooms. My pressence will only induce more trouble."

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2811 - 2014-01-28 16:50:28 UTC
A couple of hours earlier…

“Look mouth breather,” said the station tech over her shoulder, “do you really need to hover?” she shifted her weight to look over her shoulder at the Gallentean security officer. “If you’re that interested, you can ask me out when I finish this upgrade.” The technician returned to her repairs as the Security officer backed a step with hands raised. He had been looking at the female tech, but not out of any sort of sexual interest. She had a light olive complexion that was marred by a Port Wine Stain birthmark on her cheek. Her muddy brown hair was tucked under a work cap but stray wisps floated down when she had leaned over to make the repairs. Her neck was smooth but a bit too large, as if her proportions were not totally feminine. As the officer backed away, he did take a moment to admire her backside inside the formless work cover all’s. She stood up and removed another panel at around chest level and began digging deep into the electronics.

“Perhaps you can tell me why you need to make repairs in here right now?” the officer asked with a sidelong glance at former RSS officer Matokin Lemant who was sitting at the lone table in the interrogation room. Lemant’s broad smile at the feisty tech’s words was a sting to the security officer’s pride.

The tech huffed and pulled out the work order from her breast pocket and tossed it to the table. She glared angrily at the officer and said “Hey pal, I’m just doing a job. If you have issues, call Rook down at the station maintenance and take it up with him.” She turned to continue her work in the access panel. “Not my fault that the cops picked this electronic nexus to store your criminals. Maybe you should move your operation to A deck.”

The security officer winced involuntarily. A deck was where they reprocessed bio waste. It was, quite literally, the sewers of the station. “Why the hell does it have to be now?” the officer responded.

The technician halted and turned to look at the officer with balled hands on her hips. The officer noted that she was slightly buck toothed, further drawing away from any sexual interest he may have had watching her. “Maybe you’ve heard of ‘life support’? If these modules don’t get maintained regularly, you sort of lose that. But hey, what do I care?” She reached down and started packing her tool kit. “I could care less if you and your criminals die. You don’t want it done, I’ll let Rook know.”

“Wait, wait, wait.” The officer conceded. “I’m sorry. Please finish up. I know what it’s like to get Rook to do anything.” The officer sighed resignedly.

“You just make sure to guard me from this hostile you have here.” She snarled and nodded towards Lemant who was thoroughly enjoying the officer’s case of the squirms. He turned to look at the tech and from beneath her cap; her eyes were shining with mischief. He paused for a moment. Those eyes looked familiar. When the tech winked, he smiled inwardly to himself. Oh, today was going to be very interesting.


************************************

Laudenum Hayes walked into Rook’s office wiping away the last of the make-up from her face. She smiled broadly at the heavy set Maintenance Director and he returned the smile with hearty laugh. “Are you sure you don’t want a job?” he asked. “I could use a few good technicians and you work circles around the louts that I have.”

“No Rook.” She said, digging deep into the tool bag she carried. “However, I do owe you for helping me set this up on short notice.” She pulled out a box and tossed it on his desk. Rook glowered momentarily and opened the box. His eyes lit up like a child’s when he reached inside and pulled out two cigars, each in their own individual disposable humidor.

“You got these from the sector security chief?” he gasped. Even in astonishment, his voice was full of gravel.

Laudenum reached again into the bag and pulled out a bottle of an amber fluid. She walked intently to his desk as she pulled the prosthetic buck teeth from her mouth. The teeth were tossed into the garbage can and the amber fluid she held suspended before his unbelieving eyes. Rook whistled.

“Hayes, are you trying to seduce me?” he asked, looking intently at the bottle of Cognac.

“You get this for one additional favor.” She said, wincing slightly. “Help me take this damn prosthetic neck piece off. She turned around and kneeled down.

Rook’s thick fingers were surprisingly deft and in a few mere moments, and a loss of some fine hair on her neck, the covering on her capsuleer implants was removed. She scratched the back of her neck with her free hand as she gingerly set the bottle on Rook’s desk. He opened the stopper on the bottle and sniffed deeply. For the briefest moment, his faced screwed up but then he relaxed with a broad languid smile on his pudgy face. He busted open the case on one of the cigars and jammed it in his mouth. “If you ever need another favor, Hayes, you just let me know.” He said, swatting at Laudenum’s backside. He leaned back in the chair and lit the cigar with a dreamy expression. When he noticed that she was glaring dangerously from the inappropriate slap, he sobered and said, “Oh, and don’t tell my wife, ok?”



Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2812 - 2014-01-28 16:52:20 UTC
The gathered group had begun milling around in anticipation for what Random had cooked up. Everyone started with excitement at the idea of rescuing the former RSS officer but as time ticked on, the excitement degenerated to boredom and impatience. Whenever Random was questioned, he would simply look at the wrist chronograph he wore and commented, “Patience.”

Laudenum entered the bar from her personal quarters with an extremely high tech briefcase. The tall redhead had changed the muddy brown hair of the technician to a strawberry blonde. It contrasted starkly of the charcoal grey of the jacket and skirt. A sharp white blouse gleamed under the bar lights and the tinted glasses were just dark enough to make it difficult to see her eyes.

She walked into the assembled group and set the briefcase flat on the table. Punching in a code, the case hissed and clacked open. She looked up at Random before swinging the case open.

Random, noticing Laudenum’s approach met her at the table and spoke quietly to her. The “participants” looked her way as well, and began converging.

“Ok folks, we are now getting ready for show time.” Random said, glancing around to all the people who had volunteered in the “rescue” operation. “First and foremost, if we can pull this off without firing a shot or killing anyone, I’ll consider that a win.” He turned to glance at Sam who had a noticeably disappointed look on his face. “You ok with that, Sam?”

Sam shrugged, “I suppose if I want to stay here for any length of time, I’d best not kill the residents.”

“If it’s any consolation, no plan gets past first contact with the enemy.” Random said smiling. “I may have been doing all this brainstorming for nothing.”

“At least the air purifiers got a good work out.” Laud quipped, arranging the contents of the case.

Random smiled and a sheepish look crossed his face. He turned to the group and said, “Ok folks, this is the plan…”


To be continued....
Matokin Lemant
#2813 - 2014-01-28 19:40:13 UTC
Realizing that the tech who was working on the panels in the integration room was Hayes it gave Matokin some comfort in knowing that Random had no doubt reluctantly had agreed to help thanks to his sisters persuasion.

Matokin had all he could do to contain himself from laughing at the oblivious security guard who was just letting Hayes tinker with the vital systems of the security offices, he wondered what the plan was that Random cooked up but if he asked Hayes then it would be game over and they would both be in a world of trouble, not to mention blowing his only chance of getting out of this place in one piece.

Matokin decided it was for the best if he just sat there and appeared oblivious to the whole thing, but he couldn’t help but let a sly grin cross his face.

The security officer looked at him and said “What are you grinning at, Lemant”.

To which Matokin replied “Nothing, was just thinking of something funny that is all”

“Well there is nothing funny about the situation your in” the security officer said with a disgruntled tone to his voice.

Matokin just nodded and stopped grinning, as much as he enjoyed annoying the security officer he, knew that it was in his best interest just to stop grinning he did not want to agitate the officer any more then he already was at least for the time being anyway.

The officer then turned and walked toward the door, stating “Now that the tech is finished we will finally get this interview under way in just a few minutes. Now Mr. Lemant I will be back shortly and don’t do anything you will come to regret. ” The officers voice was relived and at the same time oddly menacing.

Matokin smirked and looked at the security officer “Look around, honestly what could I possibly do anyway” in a sarcastic tone.

The officer just turned back to the door shook his head and walked out.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#2814 - 2014-01-30 07:32:51 UTC
Was it really that obvious? Even people who barely know me, put me in the category of Criminals? Wait… If he doesn’t need my hand in combat… then why does he need me? Sure I have other skills, but I don’t parade them for all to see.

Sam checked the time piece on his left wrist, He was starting to feel really out of place now and had begun nervously stroking his beard near his chin without realising it. Suddenly he froze still as if having a moment of sudden realization and a small but noticeable smile crossed his lips.
Chapmonious Hunter
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#2815 - 2014-02-12 05:26:14 UTC
(meta) sorry guys life has been crazy lately, I have been on an extended absence from EVE as such. Ill glady still post when the craziness slows down, hope everyone is well

fly dangerous
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chap and lail
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2816 - 2014-03-17 14:03:17 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar, turns on the lights and all machines. Waitresses and dancers start coming in, the cook lites his stoves, someone strikes the jukebox and music starts playing. Then Ms. Fazmarai raises the blinds and sticks a sign by the door*

Quote:
The GREATER FOOL BAR public notice to all customers:

Due to the NEED to escape the weird events going on in CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, this BAR/PUB opens for the PUBLIC SERVICE of capsuleers of all races, trades and persuassions. Albeit we can not GUARANTEE your safety nor that of your SHIP while in our premises, we will offer you the FINEST Drinks and Food and Women (and Men) and Gambling and Sports and Games in all of Out of Pod Experience. We have ROOMS for hire, PRIVATE booths and any other SERVICES you can name.

WELCOME if you're a FRIEND and take notice of the SUPERCAPITALS parked outside and the WEAPONS worn by our personnel.

Have FUN, do not shoot each other, don't grab the dancers too hard and GIVE GOOD TIPS.

~The Fazmarai cousins, in the date of Today, Out Of Pod Experience~


DISCLAIMER: We don't run this place, but we have an arrangement with the people who do.


You're welcome, take a seat, have a drink, and let the fun begin...


WTF? 141 pages? What IS this thread about??? Shocked

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2817 - 2014-03-18 14:52:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
St. Patrick, please intervene on behalf of all hungover people today. Smile
Lailyana Enaka
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2818 - 2014-04-06 04:33:18 UTC
(meta) Guess whos back, back again :)

"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. 

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#2819 - 2014-04-07 06:00:19 UTC
(META) ARNIE?
Lailyana Enaka
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2820 - 2014-04-12 10:03:10 UTC
Lailyana awakes in the cloning facility in Sirekur, not knowing what had just happened. One minute a course home was being set in her nav computer after a rather enjoyable time the next moment, black. Profusely vomiting and shaking she gets up and stumbles to her comms.
"What the hell just happened?!" she screams.
"You were bombed by a Protetus, unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done." the voice replied.
"Goddammit, I want that kill right public! Get me that bastards head!"
In the black of space there is nothing that will rock a pilot to their foundations like being forcefully removed from the paper thin protection the capsule offers, the feeling is painful to experience, and even more painful to remember. Getting dressed she checks the mail sent to her neocom and sees the pending insurance payout from the incident.
"I want that bastard," she thought to herself as she heads down to the hangar to get into her newest ship. The Aliastrasa Edition Gallente Incursus class frigate.
"set course for the bar, I need to see some old friends, some familiar and warm faces, it has been too long." she says as her ship lunges back out into the black of space, where for many, anything that can happen does happen.

(meta) Hey guys it has been waaaaay too long, I had an extended break, hope you guys like this short tid bit, this little short re-intro actually did occur to me so i figured it would be a great opener to write about again, missed you all o7

"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.