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The Greater Fool Bar

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2621 - 2013-10-31 21:36:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Laudenum Hayes wrote:
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:

"Huh, hello Laude. You look pretty today..."


*blush*

"Thank you, Indah, but not nearly as pretty as you."

Laud walks slowly over to the music player, inserts her cred stick and, with occasional glances to the bar, makes her selection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt8mNt94xJU&list=PL70A37B861341733C begins to play and Laud steps back and begins a slow sensual dance drawing the eyes and a few participants to the dance floor. She looks behind the bar at Twinkle and gives him a look of intense heat. She turns to continue her dance, her body fluid and sensual.

A glass tumbler is heard breaking behind the bar.

Zoe and a couple of other Kaltanas join Laude in her dance.

Grouping around her sensually, Laude's white clothing clearly pops out next to the black dressed Kaltanas.

...also more breaking glass sounds appears from the bar's direction.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2622 - 2013-10-31 23:12:15 UTC
Succus suggests Twinkle to go have a rest at his room as he mentions something about "depleting stocks of glasses". Appalled, Twinkle leaves from behind the bar and walks to the door, and from there he looks back like a stray puppy alone in the streets in a cold windy day as it starts to rain and his eyes are very sad and it's about to cry because a truck rolled over his mom as violins played and it was all in black and white. All, with a tilted head.

Then Twinkle turns around and crosses the street, to the hired rooms at the apartments building in front of the bar.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2623 - 2013-10-31 23:33:53 UTC
*Sit down pulls out Data pad and starts working on a Party plan including Cake designs for my 100k party*

*Reaches over to her mug to take a drink, notices its empty*

Oh for goose sake

*Makes Eye contact with Succus, Holding her mug in the air*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2624 - 2013-11-01 14:18:41 UTC
Laudenum dances over to the table with Alice Saki and grabs the coffee cup from her hands. Alice momentarily glowers but Laud turns and tosses the coffee cup to Succus behind the bar. With either inhuman, or superhuman ability, Succus grabs the cup from mid air.

Laud reaches down and pulls Alice up from the table and pulls her to the dance floor to join them.

It is becoming obvious that the male patrons of the bar are starting to take notice.

There may even be a slapped face or two.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2625 - 2013-11-01 20:00:47 UTC
Waaaaaaaa!


Oh Ok.... *Let's herself be dragged*

*Sticks her tongue out at the staring patrons* P

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2626 - 2013-11-01 20:41:11 UTC
*Miz enters the bar a goes straight for Succus at the bar.

"I need something strong for the headache."

"I thought you were out in deep wormhole space."

"Yeah I was that 15 minutes ago but got podded. Hence the headache."

Succus is about to grab a bottle of whiskey when Miz interrupts him

"Nono not that. Something stronger"

"As the lady wishes" Succus goes to the backroom, returns with a black bottle and pours a drink for Miz. She empties the glass and asks for one more:

"Thats better. The only thing I dislike about dying is the freaking headache" Miz grabs the bottle and asks Succus to bill it on her account. She takes a breif look at the dancing gingers and then finds a sofa to crash where she enjoys the company of the bottle.



❤️️💛💚💙💜

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2627 - 2013-11-02 21:54:33 UTC
Alone in his hired room, Twinkle takes and old battered datapad and turns it on, then he borwses the content until he finds a picture. The picture shows a young redhead woman, posing for the photographer by two bicycles loaned on a fence. The woman is of average height, beautiful and voluptuous, but she's got ugly grayish eyes. Twinkle stares at the picture for a few minutes, struggling with his wrecked memory. Then he loads another picture of the same woman and stares at it for some minutes more. Then another, and another...

He ponders what to do as he thinks of Laudenum Hayes and her sensual dance. Maybe that was an invitation? The bar doesn't lacks beautiful women, and Twinkle has appreciated them all at one time or another. The crazy redhead, Alice Saki. The tomboyish muscular Verokhior, Mizhir. The impressive Achura, Yiole Gionglao. The Khanid cutie, miss Indahmawar. And the untouchable Khanid hotness herself, mistress Ishtanchuk. Plus the waitresses. And the Kaltana tribe, which always tried to puzzle him and Succus in their attempts to spread nudity and chaos. And the blonde Kaltanas, Monica and Maria, his coworkers, the only ones with which he has had something that could be considered sex, in a weird episode at the storeroom.

Twinkle looks at the last picture in the datapad, the same redhead woman whith a vague ressemblance to Laudenum Hayes. Amalia Tinkat, older sister of Zoe, his lost love from when he was a member of a child mercenary army, the Baby Janes. Zoe was KIA and some years later Twinkle killed Amalia without knowing who she was. Making a resolution, Twinkle shuts off the datapad, stores it back in a safe and goes to the Bar.

The dancing goup of ladies has grown, but Laudenum's fiery ponytail is unmistakeable. Twinkle looks at Succus and waves at him asking for a break, then he approaches the girls and stands before Ludneum Hayes. She looks back at him, still dancing, and Twinkle tilts his head and says:

"Hi, miss Hayes... err... Laude... Aren't you thirsty? Maybe we could seat, have a drink and talk about some matters..."

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2628 - 2013-11-04 03:36:39 UTC
Laudenum continues dancing but turns her attention to Twinkle. She holds his eye for just a bit, not quite long enough to be "uncomfortable". With a broad radiant grin, she shouts to the collective dancing women behind her.

"Carry on without me ladies! I might be busy for a while."

She walks up to him, warm and glistening from the exertion of dancing, and stands. When he fumbles, she gently takes his arm and wraps hers around it. She leads him to a quieter area of the bar and allows him to seat her. When he seats himself, she smiles and says is a sultry voice, "So, whats on your mind?"
Reverend Cletis
Synister Mynisters
#2629 - 2013-11-04 03:45:25 UTC
Walks into the bar carrying a paper wrapped package about a meter long.

He goes to the bartender and inquires, "I am looking for a noblewoman. Indahmawar Fazmarai, by name."

The bartender looks at the package and says that "Ms. Fazmarai is currently unavailable."

The man sighs and asks, "Would you do me the kindness of giving her this." and he hands the package to the bartender.

"I will try to call upon her again at a later time." He turns and surveys the bar, noting the mix of people and walks out.

The bartender notices a strong pleasant odor from the package and when opening it, he see violet flowers, a rare and expensive Khanid breed.

When the tall thin man leaves from view, he calls back to Ms. Fazmarai.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2630 - 2013-11-04 20:44:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
*Smells the bouquet*

"Houm, Janji Cinta violets, fresh from last night... that's an extravagant gift from an unknown man."
"You don't know him, mistress Fazmarai?"
"No, I don't know him, neither does Indahmawar", says Ishtanchuk. Then she smirks and adds: "Violets mean honesty and purity, but a man who just gives you Janji Cinta without being introduced to you, is honestly and purely interested to shag you."
"Do I throw them, then?", asks Succus
"No, why? I will just split the bouquet and keep half for myself; these violets smell like home"

*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai skillfuly breaks one of the long stems, then puts the lone flower on her hair and commands a robo-aide to bring half the bouquet to Indah and display the other half at her own apartment*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2631 - 2013-11-05 21:10:26 UTC
*Watches the half bouquet, puzzled*

"Houm, what a stingy secret admirer... If he can't afford these kind of flowers, he should just buy a fair amount of some cheaper ones..."

*cuts the stems at different lengths and arranges the bouquet in a vase*

"Anyway, they smell like home..."
Lailyana Enaka
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2632 - 2013-11-06 04:52:17 UTC
*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here?

"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. 

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2633 - 2013-11-06 12:11:49 UTC
Lailyana Enaka wrote:
*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here?

Not long enough. You still have the ability to question decisions.

*Pours another drink*

Get crackin'

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Cathy Okagima
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2634 - 2013-11-06 17:54:50 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Lailyana Enaka wrote:
*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here?

Not long enough. You still have the ability to question decisions.

*Pours another drink*

Get crackin'


*Turns slightly towards the pair massive grin plastered across her face*

"E's right yaa... know err ave sum rum"

*She stands and pours the rum, surprisingly skilfully, into a glass which she hands to Lailyana Enka. She looks towards the bar smiles and utters sounds which are akin to something like more rum, Then she smiles an even wider grin and gracefully falls to the floor.*
Lailyana Enaka
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2635 - 2013-11-06 22:46:49 UTC
Cathy Okagima wrote:
Random McNally wrote:
Lailyana Enaka wrote:
*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here?

Not long enough. You still have the ability to question decisions.

*Pours another drink*

Get crackin'


*Turns slightly towards the pair massive grin plastered across her face*

"E's right yaa... know err ave sum rum"

*She stands and pours the rum, surprisingly skilfully, into a glass which she hands to Lailyana Enka. She looks towards the bar smiles and utters sounds which are akin to something like more rum, Then she smiles an even wider grin and gracefully falls to the floor.*



*looks around apprehensively* oh alright whats another couple of drinks *sees a highlight of titans firing doomsday weapons* Looks like somebody lost a capital fleet eh? ill drink to that, cheers.

"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. 

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2636 - 2013-11-07 16:20:50 UTC
The evening went by with Twinkle and Laudenum talking in a quieter area of the bar. They spent several hours talking and grinning. When Succus went to retrieve his errant employee, a dark look from Laudenum halted his progress. As time went by, Laud moved from her chair to Twinkle's lap and the discussions became more private. When Twinkle would move to close, Laudenum would playfully swat him and run her hands on his face. When Twinkle would tilt his head in that bizarre birdlike fashion, Laud would gently raise his head and run a playful finger down his nose.

Some time later when the bar quieted somewhat, Laudenum stood and walked seductively to her quarters. Her smile showed that she knew he was following although she gave no indication. When she opened the door, Twinkle moved in behind her. With a smile and a show of indignation, she swung at Twinkle. He stared at her and never taking his eyes away, intercepted the clumsy swing and held her arm. She swung with her other arm, equally clumsy, and equally adept, Twinkle caught it.

As the door closed, Laud raised both her arms, drawing him closer as he pushed her gently into the wall.

*****

Several hours later, Laud reappeared from her room. A brief image of a filmy shift was seen before securing a silken robe about her. Her hair, removed from the pony tail, was a fiery cascade about her face and shoulders. She smiled at the bartender and ordered breakfast. She turned around and saw the staggering form of Twinkle leaving the room. He smiled. He stumbled slightly as he moved to join her at the bar. He was about to tilt his head, but seemed aware of the movement and returned it. They held a quiet conversation for a few moments, and then Twinkle left the bar to return to his quarters.

Laud smiled, and when her breakfast arrived, she scooped it up and returned to her quarters seemingly without a care in the world.
Matokin Lemant
#2637 - 2013-11-07 17:28:27 UTC
Laudenum Hayes wrote:
Laud smiled, and when her breakfast arrived, she scooped it up and returned to her quarters seemingly without a care in the world.


***This feeling was short lived however as on her way back Laudenum felt the unmistakable metal barrel of a pistol pushed into her back. ***

Matokin said at just above a whisper to Laudenum "No suden moves dont make a seen, and come quietly with me. I am from RSS and I need to ask you a few questions regarding your relationship with a Mr. Twinkle, as you have been spotted with him. Now Miss Hayes we can do this the easy way or the hard way."
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2638 - 2013-11-07 21:12:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Laudenum Hayes
Laudenum slowed her walk, stopped and turned slowly holding up the platter with her breakfast. She turned, the gun's barrel whispering against the silken robe. She stopped her turn when the barrel parted the front of her robe, exposing the shift she wore. Laudenum's eyes locked on the man and a broad smile crossed her face.

"Well, Mr. RSS man," she said "You're not very bright, are you?" She slowly reached across and plucked a piece of fruit from her breakfast plate, chewing as she spoke. "You do realize that the entire bar is under video surveillance, right?" She pushed forward, just a little, into the gun barrel.

"It would be fair for me to mention that my brother is a hulking gorilla and is staying in that room." she motioned with her eyes to a door not far away. "I can tell you that it's very unnerving when he gets angry. I once saw him crush the trachea of a man who was hurting a woman." She reached across and plucked more fruit from the tray. "He can be sort of over protective that way."

"Or," she motioned again with her eyes to the redhead at a different table focused on a datapad "my friend Alice there at the table could be very frightening were she to think that you would do something rash to me. I've fought with her. She'd tear you apart."

Very slowly, Laud set the tray down on the nearby table, keeping both hands in clear view. "I have been beaten, I've been violated, I've even died a couple of times. Hell, I've had menstrual cramps that would make your..." she paused and looked downward to his crotch "fall off. I'm not afraid of your little popgun." Another downward look made it unclear as to whether she was referring to the firearm or not.

Her smile changed from friendly to predatory. "But since you've asked me so nicely, I'll go with you. Quietly. But I'll give you another warning." Her eyes turned very cold, like the depths of space itself. "It would be very, very unlucky for you to be locked in a room,"

"with me," she said.

"Alone."
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2639 - 2013-11-07 21:37:51 UTC
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar and passes by Laude and the RSS guy*

"Oh, are you making friends, Laude?"

*notices the handgun*

"Are you OK?"
"Yes, nothing to see here, Indah"
"Okay, just tell your friend to not hurt himself. Handguns are dangerous, with the kind of firepower Ish and Succus stocked here"
"I think he's aware already. By the way, is that... huh... cake?"
"Ssssh!! Don't say it so loud! Today it's Yiole's birthday, and Ish and me just ordered some of her favorite cake... there's more coming so everyone will have a piece, but I've been tasked with delivering this one uncamped, untouched and uneaten to Yiole's apartment"
"Huh... Good luck, then..."

Laude sees how the short, skinny Khanid girl walks away decisively and stealthy, hiding the precious cake from predators, and mentally wishes her a lot of luck...

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2640 - 2013-11-07 21:53:02 UTC
Alice has obviously fallen asleep on a Barstool head on the bar, Slightly drooling onto the bar

*Suddenly Perks up*

Cake?

*Head drops back and hits the Bar*

Ug... Never mind Coffee Please....

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.