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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2341 - 2013-07-14 16:31:26 UTC
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai checks the wrestlers list*

- Houm, how will you match the wrestlers? -she asks to Yiole Gionglao.
- Well, it depends, if they're a power of 2 we can make finals and semifinals and such, if they're odd or aren't powers of 2 then we can make a series of limited last-one-standing matches.
- Sounds like you did that before...
- Oh, of course, there at the mines the number of mudwrestlers would vary from weekend to weekend.
- Can I ask you something?
- Yes?
- What are those clear glasses you wear?
- They're anti-blinding glasses. They block in 1/50th of a second any light source strong enough to blind the wearer.
- Seriously?
- Of course, do I look like I need prescription glasses?
- No, but certainly they increase your sex appeal...
- That too... *winks*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2342 - 2013-07-14 23:13:11 UTC
Loser gets a spanking, right?

Sign me up!

Bring your possibles.
Yiole Gionglao
#2343 - 2013-07-15 06:34:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Yiole Gionglao
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
Loser gets a spanking, right?

Sign me up!



Houm... I can't assure you'll be spanked shall you lose, but we can ask for volunteers if that floats yoru boat... anwyay, you'te in!

The current line up is:

The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:

Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.

Participants:

Referee (do not behead):

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai

Wrestlers (male/female):

Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
Random McNally (m)
Kirjava (m)
Chloe Kaltana (f)
Gaelia Bonaventure (f)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2344 - 2013-07-15 06:54:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
On the matches: the exact matching system will be determined once inscription finishes and we can see how many contenders are inscribed. As currently there are 6 wrestlers, there would be 2 last-person-standing matches with 3 wrestlers fighting in pairs, and then both winners would hold a final match between them. (edited: Or maybe, 3 1v1 matches and a final last-person-standing of the 3 winners.)

As referee, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai will use Chribba's dice roller to determine the match pairing (who fights who and in what order) and the outcome of matches (who wins), and then everyone will be allowed to write up his/her match, or have it written by someone else. Cool

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2345 - 2013-07-15 13:38:32 UTC
As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?

This is Brutella.....

(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)

Bring your possibles.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2346 - 2013-07-15 13:41:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?

This is Brutella.....

(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)


Too late, you're in The List.


PS: even Indahmawar (5'5", 120 lb) is giving it a shot. Don't shy out!


PPS: I just noticed that Indah's metric measures (1.62 m, 54 kg) are quite round in imperial units...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2347 - 2013-07-15 15:23:07 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?

This is Brutella.....

(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)

Wow, they raise 'em big on your farm. Shocked

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#2348 - 2013-07-15 16:20:53 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?

This is Brutella.....

(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)

*wanders eyes up and down on Brutella*
What a gorgeous piece of meat...very good breed, Miss Bonaventure!

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2349 - 2013-07-15 20:56:27 UTC
I'm sorry, Brutella. They won't let you play. Go wax the Sigil with your tongue and I'll be home later.

(Brutella thumps out of the place and disappears.....)

Let's get ready to rrrrrumble, sinners!

Bring your possibles.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2350 - 2013-07-16 07:27:49 UTC
Too Late?

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Yiole Gionglao
#2351 - 2013-07-16 12:45:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Yiole Gionglao
Alice Saki wrote:
Too Late?


You're in and there's no way out!

The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:

Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.

Participants:

Referee (do not behead):

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai

Wrestlers (male/female):

Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
Random McNally (m)
Kirjava (m)
Chloe Kaltana (f)
Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
Alice Saki (f)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#2352 - 2013-07-17 06:26:48 UTC
*Opens "The door" in his CQ once again Remembering the last time he was here pantsu were involved*

*Sees Brutella*

*Closes and locks "The door"*

...I have too stop opening that damn thing...

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2353 - 2013-07-17 07:28:01 UTC
*Comes into the Bar Jogging*

(Rocky Theme in the Background)

She is Wearing a hoodie and sweat pants

*Does a lap round the bar, and fake fights with Air*

Feel the Burn!!!!

BURN!!!!

*Yawns*

Oh well that's enough

*Sits down and orders a Coffee*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2354 - 2013-07-17 11:22:02 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
*Comes into the Bar Jogging*

(Rocky Theme in the Background)

She is Wearing a hoodie and sweat pants

*Does a lap round the bar, and fake fights with Air*

Feel the Burn!!!!

BURN!!!!

*Yawns*

Oh well that's enough

*Sits down and orders a Coffee*


Oh, this made me LOL!

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Yiole Gionglao
#2355 - 2013-07-17 13:09:48 UTC
Final warning!

Recruitment will end tonight so Ish can proceed with the raffles on tomorrow's evening.

May I note that it would be nice to have at least one wrestler more...? Blink

The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:

Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.

Participants:

Referee (do not behead):

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai

Wrestlers (male/female):

1- Yiole Gionglao (f)
2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
3- Random McNally (m)
4- Kirjava (m)
5- Chloe Kaltana (f)
6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
7- Alice Saki (f)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#2356 - 2013-07-17 13:24:43 UTC
*was sitting quietly at her table in a corner*

My money's on Alice... who's in?

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2357 - 2013-07-17 13:32:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Shalua Rui wrote:
*was sitting quietly at her table in a corner*

My money's on Alice... who's in?


Houm...

Albeit the matchmaking and the outcome of matches will be randomized, maybe we could keep the winners secret until each combat is published...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#2358 - 2013-07-17 13:36:44 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Houm...

Albeit the matchmaking and the outcome of matches will be randomized, maybe we could keep the winners secret until each combat is published...


*sips her drink and smiles*

Your show, your decision Ish.

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2359 - 2013-07-17 13:39:53 UTC
Shalua Rui wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Houm...

Albeit the matchmaking and the outcome of matches will be randomized, maybe we could keep the winners secret until each combat is published...


*sips her drink and smiles*

Your show, your decision Ish.


Heh... then I will publish the matches but the result of each match will be hidden until the stories are published. Cool

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#2360 - 2013-07-17 13:45:40 UTC
*leans back, lights a slim cigar with a golden lighter, crosses her legs on the table and smiles through puffs of blue smoke*

Great!

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)