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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden!

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Jill Xelitras
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#181 - 2013-03-07 19:32:37 UTC
Unlike FTW.

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Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#182 - 2013-03-07 22:54:21 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Captain Tardbar wrote:
I would prefer a glass monocle circa 1890 instead of the futuristic grandma's broach stuck in my eye.


I also want a top and and cane ala Mr Peanut.


I too, want a peanut.
Cavalira
Habemus
#183 - 2013-03-08 18:03:18 UTC
I have goggles because I'm a fat nerd irl who protect himself against failure and poverty by creating a "hype" around goggles, so I can be cool without a monocle.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#184 - 2013-03-08 19:25:26 UTC
Cavalira wrote:
I have goggles because I'm a fat nerd irl who protect himself against failure and poverty by creating a "hype" around goggles, so I can be cool without a monocle.

If you had a monocle people would be scared of you. Also you need more than 500 APM to be good at eve.

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Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#185 - 2013-03-11 09:27:07 UTC
Monocle Lotto coming to a system near you!*

*terms and conditions apply

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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#186 - 2013-03-11 11:05:30 UTC
CCP Complex wrote:
I left my monocle in my other clone.


That's a shame; I was expecting you to be wearing one. Cry
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Djana Libra
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#187 - 2013-03-11 14:17:17 UTC
monocles are for the old and near retired pilots, young ones use googles!!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#188 - 2013-03-11 14:46:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Monocles should be destroyed after pilot lose own pod, this make no sense, when a clon die you got naked new body without implants or any non organic stuf... so why monocle survive?

Monocles come with a infinite free replacement policy. We're not talking about some cheap, disposable piece of eyewear here.

If you Monocles Clubhouse people get tired of sipping wine, come join us working class Nightstalker Goggles Society guys for a can of beer.
Billy Bligh
Wandering Interstellar Minstrals and Poets
#189 - 2013-03-11 15:22:17 UTC
Maybe it's a scale issue, but no matter how close I zoom in, I can't see any manufacturer's logo on any of your monocles? Are you sure you didn't all buy cheep knock-offs from the Serenity server?
AdamiaMaxima
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#190 - 2013-03-14 11:12:01 UTC
Billy Bligh wrote:
Maybe it's a scale issue, but no matter how close I zoom in, I can't see any manufacturer's logo on any of your monocles? Are you sure you didn't all buy cheep knock-offs from the Serenity server?

I for one am definatly sure.

You cant outrun death forever, but you sure can make the people trying to kill you work for it. 
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#191 - 2013-03-14 11:26:01 UTC
Monocles are.... Unpleasing ^_^

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La Rena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#192 - 2013-03-14 16:09:28 UTC
Wonder how many cans of 'roids i have to empty to upgrade my LAZOR eye to EVIL EYE OF DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM, aka, the momocle















, maybe sell that carrier i gta'ed back to its former owner instead
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#193 - 2013-03-14 19:45:01 UTC
With goggles you would be ready for solar flares, sandstorms, or welding stuff (they're very adaptable goggles). I guess getting them with free AUR means I'm a peasant? Sad Oh well...at least there's lovely filth down here...



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Terenius Neo
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#194 - 2013-03-14 19:59:25 UTC
I am to lazy to read all ten pages so I state it simple.

I WANT A MONOCLE but two would be better. Blink
Havoc Zealot
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#195 - 2013-03-14 20:04:42 UTC
Confirming that my right eye is more badass than yours.
BBJ Shepard
#196 - 2013-03-14 21:12:55 UTC
We have already sold FIFTY MONOCLESsch

?(:
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#197 - 2013-03-14 22:53:31 UTC
Two words.

Synthetic Eye.
Demolishar
United Aggression
#198 - 2013-03-14 23:06:17 UTC
Even more sodding pointless than it was when monocles were 1.2B. Now they're 600mil FFS. How the **** is that exclusive?

Roll on the 100,000 AUR uber-monocle. I'd buy it because **** you. But the current monocles are just tacky.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#199 - 2013-03-14 23:11:37 UTC
Demolishar wrote:
Even more sodding pointless than it was when monocles were 1.2B. Now they're 600mil FFS. How the **** is that exclusive?

Roll on the 100,000 AUR uber-monocle. I'd buy it because **** you. But the current monocles are just tacky.


I got a monocle to annoy people even more. Now I don't even have to log in to upset people.

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Mr Pimms
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#200 - 2013-03-15 05:22:52 UTC
I say.... this looks like an elitist club worthy of considderation

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