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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden!

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Richard Galaxy
Monocle Madness
#101 - 2013-02-06 22:48:14 UTC
Signal11th wrote:
Princess Saskia wrote:
This is an authorised announcement from The Monocle Clubhouse

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you be sitting in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror and wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Well... The time has come.

I am announcing the opening of The Monocle Clubhouse. A place to brag, have fun and look oh so pretty.
Send me an in game mail/message if you have a monocle and I shall see you receive your letter of invitation.

Don’t have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

/Princess



Monocles are pointless and any scrub can basically afford one now, e.g ME, I think Oscar Wilde said "Why would I want to join a club that would allow me to become a member."


Pretty certain that was Groucho MarxCool.
CCP Complex
C C P
C C P Alliance
#102 - 2013-02-06 23:25:26 UTC
I left my monocle in my other clone.

CCP Complex ||  EVE Marketing Team || Capture Artist **|| **@CCP_Complex

Paul Maken
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#103 - 2013-02-07 03:39:55 UTC
CCP Complex wrote:
I left my monocle in my other clone.


Perhaps if you were wearing it, you'd look less like my evil twin.
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#104 - 2013-02-07 03:51:08 UTC
Goggles!

The working man's monocle!
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#105 - 2013-02-07 04:00:20 UTC
I tried to buy a monocle, but I got a pop-up window that said I was not allowed to purchase one because my parents were married.

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Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2013-02-07 07:30:28 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:

Do you have a monocle?

No.
Quote:
Do you want to join others with monocles?

No.
Quote:
Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

No.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE

Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#107 - 2013-02-07 07:38:17 UTC
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:
Princess Saskia wrote:

Do you have a monocle?

No.
Quote:
Do you want to join others with monocles?

No.
Quote:
Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

No.


you. i like you

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba

Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#108 - 2013-02-07 09:30:44 UTC
CCP Complex wrote:
I left my monocle in my other clone.


I do think that when CCP Dev's make a character that they should all have a monocle by default :)

/P

 ♥ 

Tetsel
House Amamake
#109 - 2013-02-07 11:17:56 UTC
Wonder if CCP will release an even more exclusive monocole in the future ? So we could have a VIP room inside our Monocle club.

Loyal servent to Mother Amamake. @EVE_Tetsel

Another Bittervet Please Ignore

Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#110 - 2013-02-07 11:40:18 UTC
It would really be cool to be able to both have a Right gold monocle and somthing ludicrously expencive for the right eye. Would be a shame if CCP introduces another item better than the monocle. Only to realise that you cant wear your monocle at the same time.

/P

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Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#111 - 2013-02-07 11:50:30 UTC
CCP Complex wrote:
I left my monocle in my other clone.


No Monocle, No Entry!

I have to say, after spending some time in this monocle club. I have met some rich friends, and together our Croquet and Equestrian skills have become unsurpassed.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#112 - 2013-02-07 11:55:11 UTC
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
I have to say, after spending some time in this monocle club. I have met some rich friends, and together our Croquet and Equestrian skills have become unsurpassed.


That reminds me. I forgot to invite you to our exquisite Social meet. We will be conducting a Bible Study in the lobby. Refreshments will be provided.

It is BOB (Bring your own bible) We may have a few spares or we may be able to jump some down from Jita.

Dresscode: Quafe T's and smart trousers. No Trainers!

Entrance fee: 150m

/P

 ♥ 

March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#113 - 2013-02-07 12:19:21 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
They were 575mil in Jita the other day ;D

/Princess

wtf is all this "ELITEness" if to become one you just need to buy cheap as dirt thingy? Shocked

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#114 - 2013-02-07 12:24:07 UTC
Cavalira wrote:
The best monocle is the monocle bought with isk that has been taken, legally or not, from another person. Whether that be stealing, marketting or productions...

it's like 95-99% of all my ISK was exchanged to some loot.

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#115 - 2013-02-07 12:42:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Princess Saskia
March rabbit wrote:
Princess Saskia wrote:
They were 575mil in Jita the other day ;D

/Princess

wtf is all this "ELITEness" if to become one you just need to buy cheap as dirt thingy? Shocked


This was a one time event. Somone clearly was just dumping their asset beceause they wanted to quickly liquidate it for isk.

/P

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Wodensun
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#116 - 2013-02-07 12:55:06 UTC
Lysanne Reqetta wrote:
Princess Saskia wrote:

Do you have a monocle?

No.
Quote:
Do you want to join others with monocles?

No.
Quote:
Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

No.


This ^

Also not empty quoting

Do not give me likes them 101 likes arent a accident...

luZk
Fivrelde Corp
#117 - 2013-02-07 13:42:33 UTC
http://eveportraits.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/luzk-copyright-2012-ccp-games.jpg

Coolest thing I've ever won in ANY eve contest. An awesome high res picture! <3 CCP

http://i.imgur.com/1dl4DM6.jpg

Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#118 - 2013-02-07 14:19:18 UTC
Wearing one isn't a Choice. It's a Lifestyle.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7501/mindgamesceptionfinaldr.jpg

Diesel Phumes
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#119 - 2013-02-07 18:07:35 UTC
A few of you look like you have eye herpes.

The rest of you pulled off the look like a pro.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#120 - 2013-02-07 18:13:44 UTC
I enjoy wearing one while not wearing one.