Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

SniggWaffe Recruitment is OPEN

What you can expect from SniggWaffe:
We are a PvP training corp, and the recruitment corp for Sniggerdly. There's no passive aggression here - we don’t care about your fragile psyche. You screw up you will be told about it in no uncertain terms. This is how you get better. The reason most people are as bad as they are is because either no-one tells them, or they refuse to accept it. That doesn’t fly here either way.

We couldn’t care less how awesome you think you are because when you get here, you start at zero. In fact, from our eyes, the only thing different between most carebears and so-called "elite PvPers" is the fact that the carebears we recruit at least know how bad they are. So yeah, we will take people from all sorts of different backgrounds, tear them down to nothing, and build them up to something that may one day be worth Sniggerdly’s interest. Don't expect to get into Snigg - not everyone does - and a lot get trolled out or get their caps awoxed because they are terrible. There are only a handful of people in EvE that can get in directly, and most of them are already there. This is the only way for anyone else.

That said you WILL get better at PvP if you fly with us. If you are willing to STFU and learn this will probably be the best time you have ever had in EvE, and if you have a good attitude you will find we are an awesome group of guys. Our pilots don't sit around all day writing whiney posts about how EvE is dying - we are the ones killing you.

We do it all: Lowsec piracy & ransoming, sniper gangs, black ops, bombing, trololol hisec ganking, T1 cruisers and logi, and anything else we can dream up. Expect regular roams of all varieties, including Nano, brawler BCs and BSs, frigate and T1 derproams, blockading strategic objectives, and pushing new fleet concepts to their limits. All this and more is made possible by our top-notch logistics dudes (buy ships in Jita on an alt, delivery next day in home system).

---0% ship reimbursement policy. You lose something it's on you. Moreover if you lose something in a dumb way and it is poorly fit you will get made fun of and also not get reimbursed. If you’re spacepoor but actually enjoy playing EvE you’ll find a way to make this happen. A risk-averse approach is not what you’ll find here.

This is NOT AN ALT CORP. I will not be accepting known alts from any major corporations in EvE. If you happen to have an alt char who keeps a low profile somewhere and just makes a little isk on the side that is fine, but if we find out that you are actively PvP'ing or involved in politics with your other character then you will be promptly removed from Snigg/Sniggwaffe.


What we will expect from you:
Zero attitude. If you were actually as good at PvP as you think you are someone in PL would already have boosh-vouched you into their corp. You are coming to waffles because you are terrible and you want to get better. Flat out that's the only attitude you get to have.
Previous PvP experience is a plus, but like I said it's not mandatory because most of you PvPers are absolutely terrible and that experience is just as often a detriment as it is a benefit.

- 100% commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp.
- Thick Skin. Seriously, 90% of your body mass should be skin. If you get butthurt easily and need to emo-rage you will only serve to entertain us while we make it worse.
- Willingness to actually play EvE and play it with other Waffles
- Willingness to undock and PvP and to learn while doing so
- Willingness to go -10 sec status.
- Scamming is not allowed in sniggwaffe, scamming with an out of corp alt that can be linked back to sniggwaffe is not allowed.
- Awoxing, scamming, or otherwise stealing from the corp or corpmates will do you infinitely more harm than any possible good you could gain.

Required:
*Literally ZERO attitude
*Minimum 5m SP - and if you're hoping to get in with only 5m SP you better be a rainman-savant
*Able to fly a stealth bomber with a bomb launcher
*T1 cruiser and frigate skills are required, any further T2 ship skills (especially Interceptors & Interdictors) are a major plus (as in train them now if you haven't)
*Able to fly T2 fit BCs (Cane and/or Drake)
*Must be able to jump clone when required
*Working microphone
*Mumble installed
*Active on IRC client and available to listen for ‘pings’ to log in for fleets
*Full security Legacy API key


Recommended:
*Able to fly Logi, Recon, HACs
*Able to fly T2 fit BSs
*Carrier-Capable alt or main. We are a nomadic band of gypsies who never stay in one place for too long. Be prepared to move all over the galaxy in the hunt for goodfights. We do not often use capitals in combat, so a suitcase carrier is fine.
*Fat wallet. We are not a ratting corp. We don't do weekend PvE. We do full time PvP and you will lose ships and be expected to replace them. You will be expected to acquire new ships for new fleet concepts. You will need to have a steady source of income to keep your hangar full.
*Did I mention a good attitude?

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Join our in-game recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and read the MОTD for more informаtіon on how to join.

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This is the place to be if you are looking for fun and good duders on comms!

"join sniggwaffe" is the channel.

Wydder's post was better :colbert:

Recruitment is still open.

If you are a bro, with none or GOOD attitude and dont get butthurt, emo or ragequit, this might be for you.

PvP 24/7
Lots of bros on comms
Super evil leader (like the James Bond movies who has trapdoor in his office down to shark tank)
NO CTAs
NO PvE crap

Get in our channel and read the MOTD, do something useful in this game.

"join sniggwaffe" is the channel

Looking for more US tz bros!

I've been in Waffles for about 1.5 months now and I am having an absolute blast. Coming from a year of being a nameless number in massive 0.0 warfare, it took a little time to adjust to having to think about what I was doing when flying my spaceships. I still make mistakes, but in Waffles you have at hand expert pvpers who are there to give you feedback and show you how to do it right. Great atmosphere and awesome fights ranging from small gang to 200+ people.

Sign up now and join me in scrubbing away our inner scrub.

Best PvP action I've had in EVE by far. Great group of guys to fly with.

Looking for more US duders to join the Master Waffle Race.

If you like PVP
If you like EVE
If you want to learn from the best

'Join Sniggwaffe' is the channel you're looking for

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Bumpelibump bump to da tops with da props!

We could take in a few more in both timezones.

Come have a chat with us,
no crybabies please

"join sniggwaffe" is the channel