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A way to make everyone (Goonies) happy - I'm serious
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Xolve
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#21 - 2012-11-01 09:47:34 UTC
Ritsum wrote:
Though I guess Eve is lucky not having more people of my metal state. >.>


We have a pretty stellar newbie program, but you would have to vastly improve your posting ability to be considered.
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-11-01 09:49:31 UTC
Just an FYI, much as the 'leadership' of Goonswarm&Co 'officially' frown on any recruitment scamming, it does happen a lot.
Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-11-01 09:51:01 UTC
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
Just an FYI, much as the 'leadership' of Goonswarm&Co 'officially' frown on any recruitment scamming, it does happen a lot.

NO! REALLY?!? THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS!

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Ritsum
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-11-01 09:57:04 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Ritsum wrote:
Though I guess Eve is lucky not having more people of my metal state. >.>


We have a pretty stellar newbie program, but you would have to vastly improve your posting ability to be considered.



If I had a list of corps I would consider worth joining, While also not being on the list Goonswarm would not even be in the waiting line to get on the list.

Play EvE how you want to play it and do not let others dictate how you play. Evolve your playstyle to protect yourself from others! Even in "PVE", "PVP" is there, lurking in the shadows.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#25 - 2012-11-01 09:59:13 UTC
Ritsum wrote:

That makes me a little bit happy I guess, just frustrating being put into the same group as them since I dwell in a NPC corp because I can't find a group of people who are of like mind.

Though I guess Eve is lucky not having more people of my metal state. >.>



Genuine advice here:

1) Null Sec players don't hate anyone who plays in Empire. We think Empire offers too much reward and not enough risk and generally we believe risk needs to increase or reward needs to decrease.
2) Null Sec players DO hate whiny High Sec players who moan that they can't do the equivalent of walking through the rough neighbourhood carrying £10,000 in cash sticking out of their pocket and not get mugged. Then they feel the need to say how Null Sec is too safe and should be more dangerous etc.

I know nothing about you, but I do feel sorry if you get lumped in with number 2 when you're not like that, I wouldn't want to be lumped in with them.

In terms of your PvP experience and finding a corp etc: You'll struggle to really learn PvP in an NPC corp, and the easiest way to find a corp you like a lot is to join a corp you're OK with. It's like having a job, if you join a PvP corp you'll meet other corps, you might prefer one of them and eventually switch but you'll find it hard to just waltz up to a corp and know if you'll like it there or not.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-11-01 09:59:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Tinja Soikutsu
Lord Zim wrote:
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
Just an FYI, much as the 'leadership' of Goonswarm&Co 'officially' frown on any recruitment scamming, it does happen a lot.

NO! REALLY?!? THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS!

And some of you people wonder why you're hated so much...

On the note of corps for PvP... well if you don't mind being thrown in the deep end MSCS is a good PvE/FW corp. It's a good group of people more then willing to help out on those new to PvP. But a word of warning that UK have recently got caught in a mutual wardec with the decshield alliance&friends, at war with over half a dozen corps at last count and still climbing so a bit of a baptism of fire.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#27 - 2012-11-01 10:00:14 UTC
Ritsum wrote:
If you can't swim you stay the frig away from the water

And when the water can't be avoided, you die.

Oh god.
Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-11-01 10:02:46 UTC
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
Just an FYI, much as the 'leadership' of Goonswarm&Co 'officially' frown on any recruitment scamming, it does happen a lot.

NO! REALLY?!? THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS!

And some of you people wonder why you're hated so much...

Actually, no, we don't. Want to make something of it?

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-11-01 10:10:07 UTC
Lord Zim wrote:
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
Just an FYI, much as the 'leadership' of Goonswarm&Co 'officially' frown on any recruitment scamming, it does happen a lot.

NO! REALLY?!? THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS!

And some of you people wonder why you're hated so much...

Actually, no, we don't. Want to make something of it?

Why bother? You guys make any point I'd try to make better yourselves then I ever could with most of your posts.

Having a problem with the whiny carebares who don't even want to look at another player's ship. Fine.

Just don't treat everyone like that eh?

Trust me, we alllll get you're the biggest alliance group around, and frankly? Most of us simply couldn't give a flying ****.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-11-01 10:20:49 UTC
Gussarde en Welle wrote:
It would - and it's true. Too much complaining and not enough killing amongst the goons. They should all kill each other, thereby allowing them to PvP with peops of like mind.


We shoot blues all the time.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#31 - 2012-11-01 12:18:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Gussarde en Welle wrote:
It would - and it's true. Too much complaining and not enough killing amongst the goons. They should all kill each other, thereby allowing them to PvP with peops of like mind.

We shoot blues all the time.

This is something which everyone should be well aware of.

Sometimes blues shoot us too, which is frankly surprising. Newbies, make sure to fix your overview please. Two days ago someone nearly got popped on a blue gate because someone tackled him without realizing he was -0.5 and not an enemy.

Nearly because he had half the fleet locking him, and was scrammed, webbed and target painted up.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
flakeys
Doomheim
#32 - 2012-11-01 15:14:58 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Ritsum wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Ritsum wrote:



Cool story brah! Too bad you lost your backbones eh? If it was such "good times" why not continue the wars instead of harassing high sec players like you do nowadays? Is it really about ISK and the 'lols' or are you really just bored with how wars are done? If it is boring now why take it out on High Sec players? If it is not boring why not fight some wars?

I just don't understand you nulls...


Crushing NC.Dot as you flail on the forums.

The reason why we go for you lot in high sec is because you provide so much easy isk. We feast upon the stupidity of empire dwellers and boy have we grown fat. Bad miners and terrible freighter pilots have funded an entire capital fleet for us and made all of our members disgustingly rich over the last year.

You are funding a war right now and we thank you for that.




Please don't say "you lot" like all of us fly stupid, I have only lost ships through trying to learn pvp ~which I failed at so I stay away from it~. I for one never fly anything more then I can afford to lose, I never autopilot , I don't buy faction mods and such when T2 does the job and I find mining boring myself yet you still treat us all the same.

If you can't swim you stay the frig away from the water. That apply's in eve as "If you suck at PvP for what ever reason don't waste your isk on it"

You say "Thank you" for funding your war yet you still treat them/us worse ~verbally~ then a mosquito in summer.



'So you're ranting about how a goon generalises high sec people as one entity while at the same time saying : '' I just don't understand you nulls '' as if i as a null dweller am giving high sec the same treatment the goonie is glorifying.

Hypocrit much ?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Gussarde en Welle
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-11-01 15:37:41 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Ritsum wrote:
Though I guess Eve is lucky not having more people of my metal state. >.>


We have a pretty stellar newbie program, but you would have to vastly improve your posting ability to be considered.


It's true, the Goonies know how to train PvP pilots.
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-11-01 17:13:50 UTC
Ritsum wrote:

Cool story brah! Too bad you lost your backbones eh? If it was such "good times" why not continue the wars instead of harassing high sec players like you do nowadays? Is it really about ISK and the 'lols' or are you really just bored with how wars are done? If it is boring now why take it out on High Sec players? If it is not boring why not fight some wars?

I just don't understand you nulls...


Uh... the war has been waging for pretty much a year now. What you don't seem to understand is that we can make both them and you miserable at the same time.
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-11-01 17:15:59 UTC
Ritsum wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Ritsum wrote:
Though I guess Eve is lucky not having more people of my metal state. >.>


We have a pretty stellar newbie program, but you would have to vastly improve your posting ability to be considered.



If I had a list of corps I would consider worth joining, While also not being on the list Goonswarm would not even be in the waiting line to get on the list.


Oh god joe nobody doesn't want to join us. Welp wrap it up guys without getting the vital newblood of random empire pubbies in our corp we are sure to fa ahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#36 - 2012-11-01 17:25:47 UTC
The goon mind is diseased beyond all hope of salvation.

The only peace they will ever find is the peace of the grave.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-11-01 17:27:46 UTC
It's true, I have stared into the depths of goatse for far too long.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#38 - 2012-11-01 17:35:20 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
It's true, I have stared into the depths of goatse for far too long.


After long enough, it begins to also stare into you.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
NARDAC
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-11-01 20:39:15 UTC
Tinja Soikutsu wrote:
@ Ritsum, you're actually the very type who goonswarm/etc are NOT against. You play the game, as in actually PLAY the damned game not log in and do something else while gumming on a roid.



Wait... wait....

What's wrong with that?

What is wrong with someone paying their $15 a month.. or letting someone else pay the $15 for them in PLEX.. then mining some rocks while watching sports or what-not, and chatting on teamspeak with some in-game friends that are chewing rocks next to them?

If they quit the game, how is EVE improved for anyone?
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#40 - 2012-11-01 20:44:43 UTC
Lord Zim wrote:

Someone from Caldari State is telling us how we roll after we've taken over 2/3rds of the map, while he's sitting at home playing with barbie and working on talking tough. That's funny.

Someone who single-handedly took 2/3rd's of the map talking tough to a Barbie playing Caldari State player much? That's stupid.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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