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Some dumb miners just don't learn

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Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#241 - 2012-08-08 07:23:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Daemon Ceed
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:


Yeah...I could take this solo in a 0.5.



lol, this embarrassing thread still going.Smile

your history shows that you never ganked a hulk solo in your whole career and even in .5 you need 3 guys. You only killed 16 exhumers in the month of july. Tell us some more stories about how you can gank a miner every 20 mins (but dont) and how you profit madly (but actually dont). The proof is on your pathetic killboard there. Seems like as usual, awful terribad clown-pvpers will say anything to try and make themselves not look the fools that they are. This clown even logs onto alts to praise himself. ROFL. Mommy and daddy should have really given this kid more attention.

*holds bucket out for clown-rat tears*



You really fail at research don't you? On a scale of 1-Chris Brown, how mad are you that I'm proving that you're an idiot?

Just some semi-recent solo kills:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16927170 - 0.6 - solo

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16907584 - 0.5 - solo again

So I haven't been as active as lately. RL, yadda yadda. Believe it or not, some of us actually have jobs and don't live in our mother's basement. I'd be surprised if you even graduated highschool with the shoddy research you do, Rod.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#242 - 2012-08-08 07:29:49 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Nerf Burger wrote:
you'd have to be an idiot to believe someone claiming they get 20 mil an hour off hulk salvage after splitting it between 3-4 people. I guess its typical of someone who would make a thread like this.

WoW Deamon, looks like you've been baited, trolled, hooked, reeled in, and are now flopping around on the bottom of this failboat of a thread in a pathetic defense of yourself, only Fabulous Rod doesn't believe in catch and release.

Daemon Ceed wrote:


I actually posted this to get some laughs and show how dumb some miners were. My point was sufficiently proven. Good day! Lol


Its funny how you did the opposite and the only thing you proved was that you be a clown in desperate need of attention.


Oh hello Fabulous Rod! I see you're posting on another one of your alts. Please to meet you, again.


Point made, I make more than enough to cover my losses, meaning that a ganking campaign can be 100% sustainable. NEXT!


oh wow, 15mil and you didn't even have to split it with 3 other guys. lol. its funny the pathetic loot you awful carebear pvpers are so proud of, rofl. learn 2 play, scrub, and you won't be settling for the turds miners leave behind.

BTW, thats in .5 astroderp. And where is all this money you clowns are making when you barely manage to kill 1 every other day? Seems to me like miner ganker tears are much more delicious than some random miners because they come from a deeper well of anguish. If you weren't awful and afraid of pvp you could make some real isk blowing up people who actually might have to work for their isk. Its funny that you are willing to settle for what amounts to pennies a day just so you can annoy people. Mom must be proud. Lol


As you can see, I got one in a 0.6, astroderp. Seriously, you use the word "derp" more than anyone I've ever known. Are you 12, are is that being too genrous?

I'm not concerned really about making ISK. I have plenty in my bank to have fun. Last kill I made gave me 2 intact armor plates, and at at least 8mil a piece plus loot, thats not too bad of a haul for barely 7 minutes of work at best....especially time when I'm, yanno, actually 'playing' Eve and having fun rather than AFKing in a belt.

Do tell us though, what do you do to have fun with your ISK, Rod, rather than horde ISK like a space-Ferengi?
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#243 - 2012-08-08 07:37:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulous Rod
Daemon Ceed wrote:

So I haven't been as active as lately. RL, yadda yadda. Believe it or not, some of us actually have jobs and don't live in our mother's basement. I'd be surprised if you even graduated highschool with the shoddy research you do, Rod.


yet you respond right away, because you are so busy, right? Lol Who can believe anything an angsty derp like yourself says? Too bad your killboard says you barely manage to kill 1 exhumer every other day in your most active month, huh?

HAHAAA! You aren't really proving anything other than you are a clown, desperate for attention. I actually didnt even bother to look through your entire career, but only 2? Something tells me you got raped by concord enough that you felt like you needed to bring 2-3 other guys everytime after that. We already verified that you are an idiot when you used words you don't even understand, and a pathetic one judging by how you log onto alts to praise yourself (ROFL). What reason do I have to be mad? You are the clown here, and a hilarious one at that. Thanks for the lolz, scrub.

Maybe if you weren't so awfully dumb and afraid of pvp, you and your fellow carebears could get revenge on the world and make some real isk blowing up people who actually work for their money.

Pennies a day. P
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#244 - 2012-08-08 16:35:38 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:



Maybe if you weren't so awfully dumb and afraid of pvp, you and your fellow carebears could get revenge on the world and make some real isk blowing up people who actually work for their money.

\

I'm not even sure what to make of this.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#245 - 2012-08-08 17:44:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Daemon Ceed
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:



Maybe if you weren't so awfully dumb and afraid of pvp, you and your fellow carebears could get revenge on the world and make some real isk blowing up people who actually work for their money.

\

I'm not even sure what to make of this.


To be honest, I'm not even sure he understands what he's saying either, but even though he constantly brings up that I used a single word incorrectly once, it's a challenge for him to even write out a simple coherent thought that makes any sense at all.

Rod, it's patently obvious that you're the one posting with alts, not I. The incessant abuse of the word 'clown', 'derp' and 'butthurt' makes it stick out like a sore thumb. It's also hilarious that the only way you can form the illusion of public support for your arguments and ideas is by using your army of alts. As for me, I have one alt in an NPC corp for hauling purposes. He's never posted on the fourms, either. Also, isn't it a bit interesting that those you accuse of being my alts are all in different corps, alliances, and from the looks of it post it a wide variety of topics on the forums that I have no interest in whatsoever? Yeah, they must all be my alts Roll

So yes, I have been busy with RL lately. I took the time last night to browse through the forum right before I went to bed to address some of your ludicrous claims and childish rantings, and also to slap you around a little as I've been doing all this time. It's almost not fun anymore, Rod. I'm almost starting to feel sorry for you, as if I was verbally abusing a special needs child. It conflicts me, Rod. It conflicts me dearly.

As for my killboard, I've said many times that if you even bothered to look past page 1 of my killboard you'll see I have a multitude of other non-miner related kills, 238 to be exact. Perhaps it's beans in comparison to those who fly in nullsec blobs, but as I've mentioned...lowsec doesn't get a lot of traffic where I live so I take what I can get. To say I don't do real pvp is an abject lack of any sort of research on your part and makes your entire rant against me moot.

To drive the final nail into the coffin about your constant portrayal of me being mad for not making boatloads of ISK carebearing like a nancy, I'll say this: I don't need tons of ISK to do what I do and have fun in this game. I've only lost 12 ships in my career, out of 238 kills according to my API verified Battleclinic record. As such, it doesn't require that I become a space-Ferengi.

When I do need ISK it's very easy. I just kill a juicy target like this:

http://www.recklessambition.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2544 (~1/2 bil loot drop)

or this...

http://www.recklessambition.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2463 (290 mil Brutix - man that's stupid!)

or even this...

http://www.recklessambition.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1690 (825mil loot drop - thank you plz come again!)

That keeps me running for a good amount of time. I don't need a lot because I don't lose a lot and I'm not in the least bit jealous of your so-called hefty wallet because I'm having tons of fun with the money I have...especially when rejects such as yourself come on here and are laughed at for your constant sperging.

Furthermore, this thread would've died a long time ago had you not infected it like a bad case of herpes. It was merely a post to demonstrate how incredibly stupid some miners were for mining in the same place they just got ganked hours prior.
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#246 - 2012-08-08 18:32:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulous Rod
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:



Maybe if you weren't so awfully dumb and afraid of pvp, you and your fellow carebears could get revenge on the world and make some real isk blowing up people who actually work for their money.

\

I'm not even sure what to make of this.


To be honest, I'm not even sure he understands what he's saying either, but even though he constantly brings up that I used a single word incorrectly once, it's a challenge for him to even write out a simple coherent thought that makes any sense at all.

Rod, it's patently obvious that you're the one posting with alts, not I. The incessant abuse of the word 'clown', 'derp' and 'butthurt' makes it stick out like a sore thumb. It's also hilarious that the only way you can form the illusion of public support for your arguments and ideas is by using your army of alts. As for me, I have one alt in an NPC corp for hauling purposes. He's never posted on the fourms, either. Also, isn't it a bit interesting that those you accuse of being my alts are all in different corps, alliances, and from the looks of it post it a wide variety of topics on the forums that I have no interest in whatsoever? Yeah, they must all be my alts Roll

So yes, I have been busy with RL lately. I took the time last night to browse through the forum right before I went to bed to address some of your ludicrous claims and childish rantings, and also to slap you around a little as I've been doing all this time. It's almost not fun anymore, Rod. I'm almost starting to feel sorry for you, as if I was verbally abusing a special needs child. It conflicts me, Rod. It conflicts me dearly.

As for my killboard, I've said many times that if you even bothered to look past page 1 of my killboard you'll see I have a multitude of other non-miner related kills, 238 to be exact. Perhaps it's beans in comparison to those who fly in nullsec blobs, but as I've mentioned...lowsec doesn't get a lot of traffic where I live so I take what I can get. To say I don't do real pvp is an abject lack of any sort of research on your part and makes your entire rant against me moot.

To drive the final nail into the coffin about your constant portrayal of me being mad for not making boatloads of ISK carebearing like a nancy, I'll say this: I don't need tons of ISK to do what I do and have fun in this game. I've only lost 12 ships in my career, out of 238 kills according to my API verified Battleclinic record. As such, it doesn't require that I become a space-Ferengi.

When I do need ISK it's very easy. I just kill a juicy target like this:

http://www.recklessambition.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2544 (~1/2 bil loot drop)

or this...

http://www.recklessambition.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2463 (290 mil Brutix - man that's stupid!)

or even this...

http://www.recklessambition.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1690 (825mil loot drop - thank you plz come again!)

That keeps me running for a good amount of time. I don't need a lot because I don't lose a lot and I'm not in the least bit jealous of your so-called hefty wallet because I'm having tons of fun with the money I have...especially when rejects such as yourself come on here and are laughed at for your constant sperging.

Furthermore, this thread would've died a long time ago had you not infected it like a bad case of herpes. It was merely a post to demonstrate how incredibly stupid some miners were for mining in the same place they just got ganked hours prior.



WHOA! WALL of RAGE. Not gonna bother to read that crap, sorry. Maybe use some more words you don't understand in an effort to appear smart and people will take you seriously. Maybe not make unimpressive brag threads about how you shot fish in a barrel too. Also, using alts to praise yourself is pretty hilariously pathetic.

Mommy and daddy really should have given this clown more attention so we wouldn't have self-owning threads like this in the first place. Though, it is pretty funny to watch him flail around, desperately trying to defend his societal reject lifestyle and angsty teenager philosophy.

My bucket of delicious bear-rat tears is full, thanks. Now, get back to your basement! P
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#247 - 2012-08-08 19:41:53 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:



WHOA! WALL of RAGE. Not gonna bother to read that crap, sorry. Maybe use some more words you don't understand in an effort to appear smart and people will take you seriously. Maybe not make unimpressive brag threads about how you shot fish in a barrel too. Also, using alts to praise yourself is pretty hilariously pathetic.

Mommy and daddy really should have given this clown more attention so we wouldn't have self-owning threads like this in the first place. Though, it is pretty funny to watch him flail around, desperately trying to defend his societal reject lifestyle and angsty teenager philosophy.

My bucket of delicious bear-rat tears is full, thanks. Now, get back to your basement! P


My god, I've been trolled by Rod (looks at checklist)

* Ignores any stated facts and spurges the same post like a broken record - Check
* Does not check any facts before making statements - Check
* Constant use of ad-hominem arguments (and yes I know what that means) - Check
* Claims tears were extracted even in the absence of any tears - Check
* Uses the word "Derp" more than a 12 y/o Minecraft player - Check
* Hides behind an alt he never uses in game - Check

Well done, sir. Well done.
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#248 - 2012-08-08 20:32:35 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:



WHOA! WALL of RAGE. Not gonna bother to read that crap, sorry. Maybe use some more words you don't understand in an effort to appear smart and people will take you seriously. Maybe not make unimpressive brag threads about how you shot fish in a barrel too. Also, using alts to praise yourself is pretty hilariously pathetic.

Mommy and daddy really should have given this clown more attention so we wouldn't have self-owning threads like this in the first place. Though, it is pretty funny to watch him flail around, desperately trying to defend his societal reject lifestyle and angsty teenager philosophy.

My bucket of delicious bear-rat tears is full, thanks. Now, get back to your basement! P


My god, I've been trolled by Rod (looks at checklist)

* Ignores any stated facts and spurges the same post like a broken record - Check
* Does not check any facts before making statements - Check
* Constant use of ad-hominem arguments (and yes I know what that means) - Check
* Claims tears were extracted even in the absence of any tears - Check
* Uses the word "Derp" more than a 12 y/o Minecraft player - Check
* Hides behind an alt he never uses in game - Check

Well done, sir. Well done.

Man, at least if he had read your post he might have had some credibility...

Interestingly, you have been getting more respectful, while he has... well... not.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#249 - 2012-08-08 22:51:50 UTC
Corina Jarr wrote:


Interestingly, you have been getting more respectful, while he has... well... not.


But, you're my alt, right? Of course you'd say that! Lol

A good troll makes the OP feel like he's talking to a brick wall and wastes as much time as physically possible of the responders. He did a bang up job, that's for sure. The act of trolling, which I sometimes do myself, renders everything they say as moot and can be dismissed as such. :)
Zyella Stormborn
Green Seekers
#250 - 2012-08-09 01:04:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Zyella Stormborn
<--Daemon Ceed alt. So very obvious. Cool

There is a special Hell for people like that, Right next to child molestors, and people that talk in the theater. ~Firefly

Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#251 - 2012-08-09 01:52:31 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Corina Jarr wrote:


Interestingly, you have been getting more respectful, while he has... well... not.


But, you're my alt, right? Of course you'd say that! Lol


Nooooooooo!!

I thought I was Gunslinger's alt.Sad
Amber Coldheart
Doomheim
#252 - 2012-08-09 02:20:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Amber Coldheart
Fabulous Rod wrote:
I don't understand, why do ppl hate miners?

Why would people hate miners and not the angry, no-life, butthurt babies who take their frustration out on random ppl to make them feel good about themselves?

Simple. These "butthurt babies" are either sitting in a station, being invulnerable.. or they are in a gang, also relatively invulnerable unless you have friends of your own with you.

A miner is an easy target, in a predictable place. Hence...why work for it when you can do it lazy style. Also, its so much more fashionable to brag about killing miners than trying to kill something that'll shoot back.

That is my theory anyway :)

Edit : And after reading the entire thread...well.. it certainly delivers :)
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#253 - 2012-08-09 06:46:50 UTC
Amber Coldheart wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
I don't understand, why do ppl hate miners?

Why would people hate miners and not the angry, no-life, butthurt babies who take their frustration out on random ppl to make them feel good about themselves?

Simple. These "butthurt babies" are either sitting in a station, being invulnerable.. or they are in a gang, also relatively invulnerable unless you have friends of your own with you.

A miner is an easy target, in a predictable place. Hence...why work for it when you can do it lazy style. Also, its so much more fashionable to brag about killing miners than trying to kill something that'll shoot back.

That is my theory anyway :)

Edit : And after reading the entire thread...well.. it certainly delivers :)


I think my killboard clearly demonstrates I kill plenty of things that shoot back, but thanks for generalizing gankers. Anymore parroting trolls that I can turn into troll sausage in this thread?

Lyrrashae
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#254 - 2012-08-10 01:13:35 UTC
Wait, wait, wait, I thought we were all Chribba's alts?

He just spends his days sui-ganking and PvP'ing against himself waiting for the Veldnaught's hold to fill, doesn't he?

Ni.

Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#255 - 2012-08-10 06:28:56 UTC
Lyrrashae wrote:
Wait, wait, wait, I thought we were all Chribba's alts?

He just spends his days sui-ganking and PvP'ing against himself waiting for the Veldnaught's hold to fill, doesn't he?



Shhhhh! Nobody must know the master plan!
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#256 - 2012-08-10 18:01:30 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Lyrrashae wrote:
Wait, wait, wait, I thought we were all Chribba's alts?

He just spends his days sui-ganking and PvP'ing against himself waiting for the Veldnaught's hold to fill, doesn't he?



Shhhhh! Nobody must know the master plan!



This will be dealt with.

Move along, nothing to see.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#257 - 2012-08-29 08:05:18 UTC
First and foremost, I apologize for necro'ing this thread, but this is too funny to not share. It's also very appropriate to the topic and indicative of how much the new barge updates have royally sunk the IQ of some miners.

My buddies and I were looking for something to gank since there was nothing flying around our lowsec pipe and found a Mackinaw AFK mining in a belt. Naturally our scout scans him down and provides a warpin. We land on grid and he's about a good 6K away from us, which totally sucks. We attempt the gank anyways and fail to kill him at 5% armor left. Balls. It happens. What happened next though was far more hilarious.

Our scout kept watch on him since the AFK miner did not warp out. Two Destroyer rats spawned and started hammering on him, and the Mack was still sitting there completely afk doing his thing. Nobody would think he'd be dumb enough to just sit there, but maybe he was too busy fapping to Rebecca Black videos. About 10mins later the rats killed him after chewing threw the last of his hull. TS burst out in complete laughter and the scout dutifully salvaged and looted all of the wrecks. Youtube footage will be posted shortly.

As such, my point still stands. Some dumb miners just don't learn.
Rita May
State War Academy
Caldari State
#258 - 2012-08-29 13:13:11 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
*snip*
...
As such, my point still stands. Some dumb miners just don't learn.


Please, continue this service for all miners that tank their barges and are not AFK. Smile

cu
Velicitia
XS Tech
#259 - 2012-08-29 14:13:34 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
...fail to kill him at 5% armor left. Balls. It happens. What happened next though was far more hilarious.

So, this puts you in hisec.

Daemon Ceed wrote:
Two Destroyer rats spawned and started hammering on him,


0.5 mayhap?

This makes me quite upset on numerous levels. Mostly because the miner:

A. had enough tank to survive the gank attempt
B. presumably had some time for the shields to regen
C. DIDN'T HAVE ANY ******* DRONES

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#260 - 2012-08-29 15:23:54 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
...fail to kill him at 5% armor left. Balls. It happens. What happened next though was far more hilarious.

So, this puts you in hisec.

Daemon Ceed wrote:
Two Destroyer rats spawned and started hammering on him,


0.5 mayhap?

This makes me quite upset on numerous levels. Mostly because the miner:

A. had enough tank to survive the gank attempt
B. presumably had some time for the shields to regen
C. DIDN'T HAVE ANY ******* DRONES


Yep, this was in a 0.5. He was well tanked for a Mack. 2x shield extenders, Invul, and field extender rigs. Main issue with the failure of the gank was that we landed far away and he was moving.