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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#601 - 2014-10-03 15:59:11 UTC
There should be a tile for being tackled by 40 police pursuit comets.
Really Hot Guy
Doomheim
#602 - 2014-10-03 16:13:27 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
There should be a tile for being tackled by 40 police pursuit comets.


They've been available for some time now.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#603 - 2014-10-06 13:35:14 UTC
Contract us to do space-violence to your friends, enemies, or competitors today!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#604 - 2014-10-06 15:13:29 UTC
Well recommended. They are hammers. Give them nails.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#605 - 2014-10-19 03:00:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Break-A-Wish Foundation - for when you want someone murdered, their toys broken, and their game experience ruined....by a bunch of dudes in thongs singing Call Me Maybe.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#606 - 2014-10-19 08:00:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
There's probably someone in EVE that you want killed right now, and while you're sitting here not paying us money that guy is just flying around doing whatever he wants talking all kinds of **** about you. Don't let that D-bag do that, hire us to endlessly hound him and all of his friends until they get so mad they send us a bunch of death threats or something.

Seriously, just think of a person you don't like, think of a thing that would be funny if it happened to him, then send Adriel a mail to get a quote for how much it will cost you.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#607 - 2014-10-25 02:25:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Due to the huge increase in structure contracts we've received since the article on TMC, we are considering a rename to the Smash-A-POS Foundation.

Hire us today to kill some dudes, blow up their structures, and generally cause high-sec to suck for other people.
Nathan Shavit
Shavit Risk Management
#608 - 2014-10-26 22:14:39 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
There's probably someone in EVE that you want killed right now, and while you're sitting here not paying us money that guy is just flying around doing whatever he wants talking all kinds of **** about you. Don't let that D-bag do that, hire us to endlessly hound him and all of his friends until they get so mad they send us a bunch of death threats or something.

Seriously, just think of a person you don't like, think of a thing that would be funny if it happened to him, then send Adriel a mail to get a quote for how much it will cost you.

I might just do that. I could definetly use some extra guns :)

There is no problem an air strike cannot solve.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#609 - 2014-10-27 22:45:19 UTC
Right now that guy is busy telling all of local how dumb you are and how bad your entire corp sucks.

Instead of that Yuller could be linking a kill mail on him in local and asking why none of his buddies undocked to help him when we had him tackled. If only you had paid us a little isk!
Nathan Shavit
Shavit Risk Management
#610 - 2014-10-29 17:06:07 UTC
Taraxon Taranogas wrote:
CCP needs to have an escrow system this would keep them honest.

Ever heard of Chribba? He's honest.

You'd be surprised about how many mercs actually get the job done. Don't judge them before you've seen them in action. And if you're a little paranoid get someone to set up an escrow.

There is no problem an air strike cannot solve.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#611 - 2014-11-01 20:58:08 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
... generally cause high-sec to suck for other people.


what a challenge Shocked

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#612 - 2014-11-02 01:48:58 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Adriel Malakai wrote:
... generally cause high-sec to suck for other people.


what a challenge Shocked


Must be as I heard you failed at it and continue to do so.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#613 - 2014-11-19 05:05:30 UTC
Why was this on page 3?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#614 - 2014-11-19 07:34:47 UTC
We don't really care about bumping our thread because we get more than enough contract requests without it?

Basically because we're super amazing.

I'm not sure how I feel about your new robot arms though, did you get in an accident or something?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#615 - 2014-11-19 16:25:09 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We don't really care about bumping our thread because we get more than enough contract requests without it?

Basically because we're super amazing.

I'm not sure how I feel about your new robot arms though, did you get in an accident or something?


Because it is SEXY...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#616 - 2014-11-19 18:05:23 UTC
^^ Da Hair still flows, so it's aaall goood.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#617 - 2014-11-20 02:29:36 UTC
Don't tackle a vindicator with a pilgrim if you have no backup and are fail fit.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#618 - 2014-11-20 10:06:47 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Don't tackle a vindicator with a pilgrim if you have no backup and are fail fit.


come to Amamake I tackle your fail fit Vindi with a pilgrim.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#619 - 2014-11-20 13:45:46 UTC
I don't even have large hybrid turrets injected so if I flew a Vindi it would be pretty fail fit.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#620 - 2014-11-20 14:21:36 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I don't even have large hybrid turrets injected so if I flew a Vindi it would be pretty fail fit.


well I'd have to ask for help cause I can't fly a pilgrim!

no more games... it's real this time!!!