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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#581 - 2014-09-23 03:41:45 UTC
Break-A-Wish foundation, the most flamboyant mercenary group in existence is now active again and ready to do unimaginable harm to whomsoever you feel deserves it.

We'll kill anyone if you pay us enough and are utterly thrilled when you hire us to shoot other mercs.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#582 - 2014-09-28 04:01:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
Today a potential client threw a hissy fit when he was informed that dropping all of our wars to focus on a single group was not a reasonable request without considerable compensation.

Later on we killed a 17 billion isk faction battleship from the group he wanted us contracted against. He could have had that kill on his war report but instead he doesn't because he threw a tantrum in a chat channel.

Good going there.
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#583 - 2014-09-28 09:52:28 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Today a potential client threw a hissy fit when he was informed that dropping all of our wars to focus on a single group was not a reasonable request without considerable compensation.

Later on we killed a 17 billion isk faction battleship from the group he wanted us contracted against. He could have had that kill on his war report but instead he doesn't because he threw a tantrum in a chat channel.

Good going there.


Dropping all your wars for a single group!
Please tell us.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#584 - 2014-09-28 10:23:43 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Today a potential client threw a hissy fit when he was informed that dropping all of our wars to focus on a single group was not a reasonable request without considerable compensation.

Later on we killed a 17 billion isk faction battleship from the group he wanted us contracted against. He could have had that kill on his war report but instead he doesn't because he threw a tantrum in a chat channel.

Good going there.


Dropping all your wars for a single group!
Please tell us.
I think I Know Right is going to have a bad week...

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#585 - 2014-09-28 11:38:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Miko Jin
Starrakatt wrote:
Miko Jin wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Today a potential client threw a hissy fit when he was informed that dropping all of our wars to focus on a single group was not a reasonable request without considerable compensation.

Later on we killed a 17 billion isk faction battleship from the group he wanted us contracted against. He could have had that kill on his war report but instead he doesn't because he threw a tantrum in a chat channel.

Good going there.


Dropping all your wars for a single group!
Please tell us.
I think I Know Right is going to have a bad week...


Paid war?
I shall have to ask my network to look into who it was if that is the case.

They must have rattled some jammy's to get you to do this

I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.
Really Hot Guy
Doomheim
#586 - 2014-09-28 12:48:32 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:


I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.



Sol, the only thing you'll be watching is the soft, green glow of your active cloak module as you sit waiting for nubs to jump into Balle.
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#587 - 2014-09-28 12:59:34 UTC
Really Hot Guy wrote:
Miko Jin wrote:


I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.



Sol, the only thing you'll be watching is the soft, green glow of your active cloak module as you sit waiting for nubs to jump into Balle.


It seems today people have me mixed up with another character for some reason.
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#588 - 2014-09-28 13:00:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Miko Jin
Really Hot Guy wrote:
Miko Jin wrote:


I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.



Sol, the only thing you'll be watching is the soft, green glow of your active cloak module as you sit waiting for nubs to jump into Balle.



It seems that people have me mixed up with another character today for some reason.

Posted twice in error sorry.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#589 - 2014-09-28 15:02:42 UTC
Shitpoasting in BAW's thread generally does not end well.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#590 - 2014-09-29 15:14:25 UTC
lol killboard padding


gtfo
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#591 - 2014-09-29 15:21:00 UTC
Killboard padding is such an important part of our alliance activities that some of us have medals for it.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#592 - 2014-09-30 04:31:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
Today we padded our killboard by putting together a highsec POS tower with an alt corp, declaring war on it then getting our director alt in a C6 wormhole corp to ally in to the war as a defender, logging in 35 ishtar alts, flying them out of the wormhole into highsec, staging a fight using isboxer and then killing our own POS. We even logged in like twenty RvB alts to come shoot our neutrals to make it look super convincing.

Literally everything we do is an elaborate hoax. In fact about 30% of the characters in the game are secretly our alts.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#593 - 2014-09-30 05:16:36 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Killboard padding is such an important part of our alliance activities that some of us have medals for it.


Killboard padding and tears make for awesome beds.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#594 - 2014-09-30 17:28:29 UTC
Ayyy lmao
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#595 - 2014-09-30 19:45:39 UTC
My name is Tah'ris Khlador and I resubbed in order to participate in the Pretty Pink Pony Killboard Padding alliance.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#596 - 2014-09-30 19:54:55 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
My name is Tah'ris Khlador and I resubbed in order to participate in the Pretty Pink Pony Killboard Padding alliance.



Tahris, the long lost 5th member of the Zoolander friends.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#597 - 2014-09-30 20:20:15 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
In fact about 30% of the characters in the game are secretly our alts.


Goonswarm is a BAW training corp.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#598 - 2014-09-30 22:43:39 UTC
Funny story about what our CEOs first corp was.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#599 - 2014-10-02 02:29:05 UTC
All hail the power of the mighty unicorn, making antisociable space folks less sociable.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#600 - 2014-10-03 01:42:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
In light of the fantastic amount of fun we've been having since coming back to EVE, Break-A-Wish Foundation has decided to share one of our favorite games with the Guests of Honor on our Murderboard. We hope you enjoy playing as much as we do!