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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#21 - 2012-06-19 06:02:40 UTC
Hells no, I am just in hiding, waiting to pounce.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#22 - 2012-06-19 06:17:54 UTC
Back when I was still a virgin....no wait...that was another story...


Just for the awsome name I recommend to hire these gentlemen.

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Cetaphil Thrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-06-19 20:46:30 UTC
Um, are you guys a gay corp or something? Not that thers anything wrong with that, just asking.
It sounded like maybe a good corp for minute.

Not that there is anything wrong with that either eeks.
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#24 - 2012-06-20 03:54:40 UTC
Cetaphil Thrace wrote:
Um, are you guys a gay corp or something? Not that thers anything wrong with that, just asking.
It sounded like maybe a good corp for minute.

Not that there is anything wrong with that either eeks.




Why would you think we are gay?

Is it because I have an accent??
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#25 - 2012-07-02 05:00:23 UTC
Our glorious leader is currently away. So instead of contacting Adriel you're going to want to get ahold of me instead.

That or send lots and lots of repetitive mails to Adriel, if you send enough I'm sure she'll get them!
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#26 - 2012-07-02 05:25:15 UTC
Leader???


BAW
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#27 - 2012-07-02 05:44:51 UTC
I'm a mediator for the Break a wish foundation. Mail me with all your inquires and business if you wish to get anything done.

[Insert witty quote here]

Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#28 - 2012-07-02 05:48:57 UTC
Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#29 - 2012-07-02 05:53:17 UTC
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.


I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.

[Insert witty quote here]

Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#30 - 2012-07-02 06:05:33 UTC
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.


I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.




I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :)
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#31 - 2012-07-02 06:08:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Arcturus Archangel
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.


I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.




I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :)


Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for?

Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it.

[Insert witty quote here]

Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#32 - 2012-07-02 06:11:23 UTC
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.


I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.




I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :)


Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for?

Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it.



Ah, good Idea!!

Its almost feeding time anyway.
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#33 - 2012-07-02 06:14:12 UTC
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus Archangel wrote:
Tug McLub wrote:
Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.


I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.




I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :)


Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for?

Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it.



Ah, good Idea!!

Its almost feeding time anyway.


Fantastic, I'll let Adriel know.

[Insert witty quote here]

Tusen Takk
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#34 - 2012-07-02 15:26:06 UTC
posting in a BAWF thread, free bumpz, sup tysinger hvordan er du? etc etc

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#35 - 2012-07-02 15:30:36 UTC
As you can see we're serious people who you can absolutely trust to actually get something done.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#36 - 2012-07-16 03:03:48 UTC
Still taking contracts to do terrible things for no good reason.
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
#37 - 2012-07-16 05:57:01 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Still taking contracts to do terrible things for no good reason.


You may do terrible things to me anytime you wish sweetheart.

[Insert witty quote here]

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#38 - 2012-07-16 06:08:43 UTC
Someone tried to contract me to do a thing and I was all set to accept his contract but then I forgot what his name was. If you're that guy you should get in touch with Adriel.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#39 - 2012-07-16 17:59:48 UTC
Whatever you do, don't contact me unless you're looking for Cyber...that's all I'm good at.



P.S.
No Dragons.
Gimboid
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2012-07-16 18:09:33 UTC
How much for a straight-out suicide gank on a group of Empire macro miners? 8 Mackenaws and an Orca?