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Valar Morghulis. [GENTS] is a primarily North American timezone PVP corporation where serious internet spaceship giants are created from the sublime sartorial habiliments of more pedestrian gentlemen.

We’re not a powerhouse. We’re not an established empire. We’re not the best small gang pvp corp known to man and bestial PI alt. Our name is not writ in glowing neon neo-Nipponese sigils twice ten-thousand kilometers long on the Jita undock, (which no one could probably read anyway, seems a bit of a waste, really). We do want to become those things, and we play with the assumption that it’s more meaningful to create that type of organization than to join one that’s already established.

We are warrior poet gentlemen. We play for glorious battles, posts space sandcastles and iced tea at cricket matches in the afternoon when it’s just beastly hot and to engage in fisticuffs would just be unseemly and downright sweaty. We work hard to achieve our goals but know when it's time to relax and have a good time, engaging in ironic usage of self deprecatory humor and random acts of spaceship bombast. We’ve been in nullsec going on 18 months now, and have a healthy bit of failure and success under our belts. We know what we want out of our gameplay and have found an alliance in GENTS that supports that playstyle admirably.


What we're looking for:

• Mature, serious, addicted PvP players who have experienced a fair bit of EVE, (15m SP+) like the game, and are going to be around for a while. People who know what they want and are looking to join a group of other strong people who share similar goals.


• People who play primarily for PvP. PvP of all types; we do small roams and giant sprawling blobfests, and we think that all PvP is good PvP. If you're an indy guy, that's cool too – Cicero said, “The sinews of war are unlimited money.” And he was right, because you see EVE is a lot like being a Roman senator. Even our indy-focused guys like the pew, though – indy is just what you do to afford nice things.


• Pilots who dream big, and then set themselves out to achieve those goals fearlessly. Pilots who look at impossible situations as challenges yet to be overcome, who aren’t afraid of failure and constantly seek self-improvement.


• Willingness to train towards alliance-mandated ships and fittings with at least one combat character. Tight fleet comps beat random hodgepodge and a gang of well-trained vagabonds and scimitars is a sight pleasing to the eye of any gentleman with pretensions of sophistication.


• Standard Nullsec stuff, you need to have a mic, use voice-comms/jabber, and know your way around EFT.

What we offer:

• Subsidized PvP. Like any disgusting tech-heavy alliance, we subsidize your PvP. Losses sustained in the vagaries of interweb spaceship combat will either be replaced or compensated by the corporation.


• Space! Our alliance owns some of the best space in EVE, residing in the E-312G and KWCZ-A constellations of Branch, controlling 17 systems and 14 stations.


• Active, enthusiastic players and entertaining corp chat/jabber channels. We may be small, but we play big, reguarly placing at or near the top of alliance killboard metrics and efficiency stats. Our Killboard.


• Battle Reports. Seriously – what good is a fight if you can't brag about it afterwards. We fight for the joy and glory of battle itself and we're not satisfied until everyone is sick to death of hearing about it.


• PVP Variety. We do small-gang stuff, we do skrimish stuff on the bleeding edge of major strat ops, we sit in maelstrom balls and orbit anchor, we deploy bombers halfway across EVE and pick on terrible ratters in expensive things. We do neat things with caps. There is even an alliance-mandated frigate fleet that hunts foxes while wearing tweed. Find your niche and hone your skills, or embrace it all and drown in kills - if you like PVP there’s always something for you to do.


• A Latin-sounding name, plagiarized from a popular series of books (now with added HBO specialness) complete with a dot and a scary piratey logo. We're so lame it implodes in on itself and bursts forth quasar-like into awesomeness. I’d use a brane-theory reference here too, but then I’d be (even more of) a douchebag.


• Rational graft and corruption. 10% of your ratting income will be forcibly ripped from your still-grasping hands by a squad of trained monkeys (the wicked witch flying kind, not the lame singing pseudo-british kind although that would indeed be humerous as well) and delivered up unto our Gentlemen Overlords. Our fairly standard tatxrate is delivered to the alliance so that we can have nice things and the corp supports itself mainly through that Cicero stuff I was talking about before (which you’ve kindly winked at because he was probably more than a little gay and had purple underthings on beneath his Epicurean toga).


• Most importantly, panache, sir; we are endowed with more than our share of moxy.

If you'd like to know more, please visit our website, or stop by for a chat in our public channel: Valar Morghulis where a recruiter or random alt will be afk, ignoring your pleas for mercy as you are studiously ignored and reduced to spending all your ISK on somer.blink.