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Why are corpses 200 kilograms?

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Azriel Geist
Pure Victory
#1 - 2012-03-21 21:05:51 UTC
Are capsuleers really that heavy? I would like to think I'm pretty svelte. Cool
Cybele Lanier
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-03-21 21:06:54 UTC
In one complex, I had to bring back the head of a Blood Raider captain. Not only did he drop two heads, each was 10m3.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#3 - 2012-03-21 21:09:19 UTC
We don't get out too often to exercise?

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2012-03-21 21:15:47 UTC
Stop killing Americans.

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Sweet Trader
The Hollow Men
#5 - 2012-03-21 21:20:07 UTC
The high slot Doughnut Dispenser - originally designed as a means of distracting CONCORD - was never certified for fitting, but you still get one free with every rookie ship. Capsuleers can resist anything but temptation...
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#6 - 2012-03-21 21:23:40 UTC
You fat bastage

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#7 - 2012-03-21 21:24:17 UTC
Rigour motis & the soaking up by the body of all the POD goo nanites creates a superdense corpse Blink
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Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
#8 - 2012-03-21 21:27:58 UTC
Frozen podgoo.

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Hired Assasin
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-03-21 21:52:05 UTC
Azriel Geist wrote:
Are capsuleers really that heavy? I would like to think I'm pretty svelte. Cool


because you're fat

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-03-21 22:01:31 UTC
basement dwellers.

think about it.
Azriel Geist
Pure Victory
#11 - 2012-03-21 22:04:43 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
basement dwellers.

think about it.


But there are no basements where I live Lol
gfldex
#12 - 2012-03-21 22:51:29 UTC
We have bones of steel! (fancy way of the heavy-bone-excuse)

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Dyvim Slorm
Coven of the Morrigan
#13 - 2012-03-21 22:58:34 UTC
Stop shooting fatties Big smile
Alpheias
Farmhouse.
Fraternity.
#14 - 2012-03-21 23:01:20 UTC
You need fat to make soap, and that is why everyone in EVE looks so spikity span clean.

I learned that in Fight Club.

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Selinate
#15 - 2012-03-21 23:03:55 UTC
It's done in order to portray the realities of the average Eve player.

*zing*
Alpheias
Farmhouse.
Fraternity.
#16 - 2012-03-21 23:41:01 UTC
Selinate wrote:
It's done in order to portray the realities of the average Eve player.

*zing*


Go on a diet and eat less you fat bastard!

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#17 - 2012-03-21 23:41:12 UTC
Azriel Geist wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
basement dwellers.

think about it.


But there are no basements where I live Lol


Then I sure hope there are tornados TwistedEvilTwisted
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-03-21 23:44:43 UTC
you podded DBRB didn't you

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Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#19 - 2012-03-21 23:45:31 UTC
Well, it's pretty cold in Space. And you're covered in POD goo. Not even sure what it's made of.
Jita Alt666
#20 - 2012-03-21 23:46:40 UTC
Andski wrote:
you podded Lady Scarlet didn't you



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