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For crimes against the community

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Valei Khurelem
#1 - 2012-02-21 13:30:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Valei Khurelem
This was just too tempting not to post up, sorry guys :)


For crimes against the community


I'm such a vile person! Damn me for wanting EVE Online to be fun and not a chore! What am I thinking? Video games should be for working hard not playing! They should say I'm a terrorist too!

I take it this is someones alt.?

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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#2 - 2012-02-21 13:36:17 UTC
Just a small suggestion: cropping rather than resizing is quite helpful for retaining image details without bloating the size…
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-02-21 13:38:03 UTC
Good idea. I should do the same, since you are a terrible noob.
Alpheias
Farmhouse.
Fraternity.
#4 - 2012-02-21 13:40:47 UTC
You should stop mining and blow miners up instead.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#5 - 2012-02-21 13:41:42 UTC
I heard there was cake in here, but all I found was a screenshot I couldn't make anything of?

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Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-02-21 13:44:23 UTC
Chribba wrote:
I heard there was cake in here, but all I found was a screenshot I couldn't make anything of?

The screenshot says someone set him to Terrybad standing (ofc you can't understand such a thing Blink ) and he even sent him a notice about it.

The cake was a lie. (Did you play Portal yet?)
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#7 - 2012-02-21 13:50:15 UTC
It's obviously a really slow news day today.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Brunmunde Hildegaard
The Green Machine
That Escalated Quickly.
#8 - 2012-02-21 15:20:29 UTC
A similar thing happened to me recently. I killed a hauler at a CO office in lowsec and he added me with the message:

"I will find you."

I'm still waiting excitedly...

"Sings me a dances of wolfs, who smells fear and slays the coward. Sings me a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother."

Chiggy W
Hard-Luck Industries
#9 - 2012-02-21 15:52:02 UTC
A terrible poster making a terrible post about a terrible picture of some kind. Please stop being terrible TYVM X
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#10 - 2012-02-21 16:04:30 UTC
and I thought I was a bad poster.

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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#11 - 2012-02-21 16:08:00 UTC
The problem with gank victims is that they are squashed so violently in the process that the last things to come out of their mouths always seem to be from their @$$.

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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#12 - 2012-02-21 16:15:08 UTC
The worst thing about that pic is the colour scheme. No wonder the OP hates EVE if it looks like that every time he logs in.

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Roosterton
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-02-21 16:32:29 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
The worst thing about that pic is the colour scheme. No wonder the OP hates EVE if it looks like that every time he logs in.


I'm also guessing that he didn't enjoy spending so much training time on a Covetor/Hulk Lol
Cylide Askald
Chroma Corp
Prismatic Legion
#14 - 2012-02-21 16:54:07 UTC
Posting bad in a bad thread!

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Destru Kaneda
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#15 - 2012-02-21 16:57:28 UTC
AAA! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-02-21 17:10:03 UTC
These colors actually look very fitting,
especially in an amarr station !

I like them, maybe i'll try them out ! :D
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#17 - 2012-02-21 17:10:19 UTC
Crimes against nature for the vomit-yellow interface...

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Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-02-21 17:26:57 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
I'm such a vile person!

Your not "vile" - just woefully misinformed about the basic nature of the game...

Pirate

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.

Valei Khurelem
#19 - 2012-02-21 19:35:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Valei Khurelem
Asuri Kinnes wrote:
Valei Khurelem wrote:
I'm such a vile person!

Your not "vile" - just woefully misinformed about the basic nature of the game...

Pirate


Blame all those shiny trailers that suckered me in promising me glory in combat and the ability to gain lots of wealth then :( I'm still trying to find it!

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium

T0RT0ISE
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-02-21 19:45:23 UTC
Thanks for making another bad post about how you are a bad poster.