EVE General Discussion

Here's my script for the GREATEST EVE VIDEO IN HISTORY:


[Station interior. A man in a black leather bondage-wear flightsuit stands at the staion window, his back to the camera. As the camera slowly zooms in you hear an electric guitar tearing up some totally awesome jam]


VOICEOVER: Someone once said: An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind. (Dramatic pause) Whoever said that carebear crap didn’t play Eve… (*sinister chuckle*) In Eve, you collect eyes in a jar of urine by your bedside. (major screaming guitar riff)


[Outside the window spaceships are exploding! A body come slowly tumbling towards the window where the guy is standing]


VOICEOVER: Okay, that's not true… Yet! (Dramatic pause while the guitar shrieks like a girlscout with her hair on fire) Urine collection jars will be added to the aurum store 'soon'. Anal lube you will have to provide on your own! (*awesome scary laugh*)


[Outside you have more explosions and lasers and children screaming. The tumbling body hits the window with a sickening thud, the face is all mashed against the glass but you can still see he looks like Justin Bieber. The eyes pop out and float there waiting to be added to someone’s jar. Then they explode! Then, even though there is no gravity in space, the body slides down and out of sight leaving a bloody smear on the glass]


VOICEOVER: That’s how absolutely bad-ass eve online is. And if you are not playing it it’s only because you are a flaming homo! (Guitar wails like a cat being squished in a vice)


[The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]


Eve Guy: In space you don’t need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!


[The camera pans back and you see he is holding an electric guitar with an Eve logo. He is the one who has been rocking out this entire time! He drops into a heavy metal guitar shredding power crouch and starts whipping his hair as he rocks out! Then the window behind him explodes and he goes flying out into space still shredding! Then a Rifter flies by and hits him and the body explodes like it was packed full of explosive awesomeness!]


VOICEOVER: Eve Online. Now with collectable eyeballs (coming soon).


[fade to black]

Fin


NOTE TO CCP: This awesome script only took five minutes for me to write and I have lots more EPIC video ideas! Thanks for reading.

Lol would love to see this... epic

CCP MAKE THIS VIDEO!!!!1

That is cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet.

Or a brilliant attack on the most recent video *and* the community at the same time, but yeah...I can act like I don't get it, too! STUPID IDEA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING

Not sh**ty enough to be a CCP trailer

Rejected

How can he read the overview with no eyes?

Also the Awakening trailer is terrible compared to all the other ones like The Butterfly Effect or the one where the guy goes insane over losing a Merlin

^^ So this.

Would need extraneous dialogue that only holds resonance with the person that wrote it.

AK

He ******* plugs guitar cables from the overview into his eyesockets.