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My new Eve Video Script! The greatest in HISTORY! Make this CCP!

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OT Smithers
Buccaneer's Den
Dock Workers
#1 - 2012-02-18 17:04:09 UTC
Here's my script for the GREATEST EVE VIDEO IN HISTORY:


[Station interior. A man in a black leather bondage-wear flightsuit stands at the staion window, his back to the camera. As the camera slowly zooms in you hear an electric guitar tearing up some totally awesome jam]


VOICEOVER: Someone once said: An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind. (Dramatic pause) Whoever said that carebear crap didn’t play Eve… (*sinister chuckle*) In Eve, you collect eyes in a jar of urine by your bedside. (major screaming guitar riff)


[Outside the window spaceships are exploding! A body come slowly tumbling towards the window where the guy is standing]


VOICEOVER: Okay, that's not true… Yet! (Dramatic pause while the guitar shrieks like a girlscout with her hair on fire) Urine collection jars will be added to the aurum store 'soon'. Anal lube you will have to provide on your own! (*awesome scary laugh*)


[Outside you have more explosions and lasers and children screaming. The tumbling body hits the window with a sickening thud, the face is all mashed against the glass but you can still see he looks like Justin Bieber. The eyes pop out and float there waiting to be added to someone’s jar. Then they explode! Then, even though there is no gravity in space, the body slides down and out of sight leaving a bloody smear on the glass]


VOICEOVER: That’s how absolutely bad-ass eve online is. And if you are not playing it it’s only because you are a flaming homo! (Guitar wails like a cat being squished in a vice)


[The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]


Eve Guy: In space you don’t need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!


[The camera pans back and you see he is holding an electric guitar with an Eve logo. He is the one who has been rocking out this entire time! He drops into a heavy metal guitar shredding power crouch and starts whipping his hair as he rocks out! Then the window behind him explodes and he goes flying out into space still shredding! Then a Rifter flies by and hits him and the body explodes like it was packed full of explosive awesomeness!]


VOICEOVER: Eve Online. Now with collectable eyeballs (coming soon).


[fade to black]

Fin


NOTE TO CCP: This awesome script only took five minutes for me to write and I have lots more EPIC video ideas! Thanks for reading.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#2 - 2012-02-18 17:08:09 UTC
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Masumi Do
Dust Devil Cartel
#3 - 2012-02-18 17:39:52 UTC
Lol would love to see this... epic
baltec1
Bat Country
The Initiative.
#4 - 2012-02-18 17:46:14 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cexXOLXkXl8

Comes close to what you want.
OT Smithers
Buccaneer's Den
Dock Workers
#5 - 2012-02-18 19:09:20 UTC
CCP MAKE THIS VIDEO!!!!1
Shukuzen Kiraa
F4G Wild Weasel
#6 - 2012-02-18 19:12:23 UTC
Pretty awful idea.
Hainnz
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-02-18 19:17:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Hainnz
That is cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet.
oustade Habalu
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-02-18 19:49:59 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cexXOLXkXl8

Comes close to what you want.



Way better than what OP suggested!



@OP

I don't know how to qualify this, however it is between “pathetic Idea” and “ I'm craving for attention” it could also be both I suppose...
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-02-18 21:09:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Degren
Or a brilliant attack on the most recent video *and* the community at the same time, but yeah...I can act like I don't get it, too! STUPID IDEA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING

Hello, hello again.

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#10 - 2012-02-19 04:00:26 UTC
I don't know what medication you are taking but obviously it's not working anymore.
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
#11 - 2012-02-19 05:19:15 UTC
Not sh**ty enough to be a CCP trailer

Rejected
Valei Khurelem
#12 - 2012-02-19 06:22:26 UTC
Not bad, but in the background they should have that door in the captain's quarters with a newly added window and when you look through it you should be able to see dancing minmatar girls.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium

ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#13 - 2012-02-19 09:31:06 UTC
OT Smithers wrote:

[The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]


Eve Guy: In space you don’t need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!


How can he read the overview with no eyes?

Also the Awakening trailer is terrible compared to all the other ones like The Butterfly Effect or the one where the guy goes insane over losing a Merlin

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#14 - 2012-02-19 10:38:20 UTC
OMG OT Smithers where is your Osprey?!?!?!?




:)
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#15 - 2012-02-19 10:49:36 UTC
Patient 2428190 wrote:
Not sh**ty enough to be a CCP trailer

Rejected


^^ So this.

Would need extraneous dialogue that only holds resonance with the person that wrote it.

AK

This space for rent.

Steve Celeste
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-02-19 10:59:45 UTC
This deserved it's own thread.
Cylide Askald
Chroma Corp
Prismatic Legion
#17 - 2012-02-19 12:50:55 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
OT Smithers wrote:

[The guy at the window turns, he is grinning like a lunatic and you see he totally has no eyes!]


Eve Guy: In space you don’t need eyes. The overview blocks your view anyway!


How can he read the overview with no eyes?


He ******* plugs guitar cables from the overview into his eyesockets.

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