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EnslaverOfMinmatar
You gonna get aped
#1 - 2012-02-15 20:39:49 UTC
Read the old patchnotes, they are hilarious.
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp?newpatchlogID=2676

Build 1002
- Sentry guns have had a free firmware upgrade and will no longer pod players.

Build 1031
- Scenario NPCs will no longer attack players in a polaris ship
- If there is only one stargate in a solarsystem, it will not be infested by pirates in order to prevent people from getting trapped.
Fixes:
- Buying a blueprint from the market charges you double
- Logged out with pirates present, logged in with missiles orbiting
- Skills level exploit
- Multiple Bounties, Negative Cash, Big Problems
- Hard crash when someone logs into your account while you are using it


Anyone got a skill level exploit guide? Twisted

Every EVE player must read this http://www.eveonline.com/background/potw/default.asp?cid=29-01-07
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#2 - 2012-02-15 20:48:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
I like today's notes for tomorrow that state:

Quote:
Missing overview feedback sounds have been restored (yes, EVE has sound)

The Drake is a Lie
Alara IonStorm
#3 - 2012-02-15 21:03:08 UTC
EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote:

- If there is only one stargate in a solarsystem, it will not be infested by pirates in order to prevent people from getting trapped.

I could see where that would be an issue. Shocked
Velicitia
XS Tech
#4 - 2012-02-15 21:26:32 UTC
If a mine explodes a second mine with its explosion, the second mine will no longer be able to explode the first mine a second time leading to the first mine trying to explode the second mine a second time and so on, ad infinitum.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Alara IonStorm
#5 - 2012-02-15 21:28:23 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
If a mine explodes a second mine with its explosion, the second mine will no longer be able to explode the first mine a second time leading to the first mine trying to explode the second mine a second time and so on, ad infinitum.

My mind jumped to DS9. Lol
Xolve
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-02-15 21:33:30 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
I like today's notes for tomorrow that state:

Quote:
Missing overview feedback sounds have been restored (yes, EVE has sound)



I thought the only sound in EvE was the Grendel 'Harsh Generation' and Inftected Mushrooms 'Vicious Delicious' albums... oh and turret noises.
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#7 - 2012-02-15 21:37:24 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Velicitia wrote:
If a mine explodes a second mine with its explosion, the second mine will no longer be able to explode the first mine a second time leading to the first mine trying to explode the second mine a second time and so on, ad infinitum.

My mind jumped to DS9. Lol


Quote:

Odo: Unauthorized entry into crew quarters is a crime, Quark. You could have just asked to use the replicators.

Quark: There's an old Ferengi saying: "Never ask when you can take." How did you figure it out?

Odo: You claimed Rom fixed your replicators.

Quark: So?

Odo: Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent.


:) One of my favorite DS9 quotes.

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Beduit
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-02-15 23:31:34 UTC
EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote:

- Logged out with pirates present, logged in with missiles orbiting

I saw this for the first time today but it wasn't me or another player that had the missiles orbiting it was some NPC ships on a mission 150km away, there was tons of missiles orbiting them. It was so funny Big smile
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#9 - 2012-02-15 23:41:33 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote:

- If there is only one stargate in a solarsystem, it will not be infested by pirates in order to prevent people from getting trapped.

I could see where that would be an issue. Shocked


In an pre-WTZ era yes I can too.

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Alara IonStorm
#10 - 2012-02-15 23:46:52 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote:

- If there is only one stargate in a solarsystem, it will not be infested by pirates in order to prevent people from getting trapped.

I could see where that would be an issue. Shocked


In an pre-WTZ era yes I can too.

Pre-Rigs, Pre-50% HP Buff, Pre-T2 Mods, MWD's Nerf Shield HP and Cruisers being as valuable as Battleships today as well.
Vixisti
#11 - 2012-02-16 01:39:27 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
If a mine explodes a second mine with its explosion, the second mine will no longer be able to explode the first mine a second time leading to the first mine trying to explode the second mine a second time and so on, ad infinitum.


mine.mine mine mine mine re-occuring

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