Out of Pod Experience

I think my favorite was when some idiot smartbombed a stargate in High-Sec. Yeah, I got prodded in the process (I was in the blast radius), but it was ******* awesome to see their Tech III ship go up in smoke with one shot from a CONCORD ship, and even better to see them ragequit in local. I think they also tried to Warp Scramble a Cargo Container.

What was your favorite CONCORD moment?

Long ago when I first started playing this game with my buddy I was in a belt mining away while he had just gotten his brand new caracel that I helped purchase. He was sitting at a highsec gate when a flashy pirate in a pod showed up, all sitting there with a good little bounty on him. I goaded my friend into killing the pirate and assured him it would work before Concorde showed up. Of course it didn't and many laughs were had by me. It was even funnier when he tried to leave the station in another ship.

hehe i remember a suicide ganker got trigger happy too soon and smartbombed one of my drones before he was in range of my retriever.... i lost a t1 warrior, ganker lost 1x disco raven i scooped his loot too :)

When i started playing the game , one of the copies said (Joking) hey mina ! kill that ship with a big white cross in it .....
BOOM i found out wwhata pod was .

We had a guy in corp that no matter what it was would complain that we weren't doing it in a good enough way for him.

this surrounded mostly in how we do sites, pvp standard fits etc. thing was we always discussed how to do it better but he never engaged in those conversations on Ts, forums, or chat.

He would only ever complain afterwards that the methods weren't too his liking, In any case we ended up in a rather fiery argument one night when i had just had enough of his whining.
Him and me had played together in the previous pvp incarnation of our corp Norcorp Security 5 years previously and the argument boiled down to me basically telling him when he was trying to use his long time in the game as a argument for why he was right. that 'out of all the players there he was the one that added the least value pvp wise to the corp because he just wouldn't follow corp doctrines'

I must have touched a nerve because he went mad and shouted that he was a better pvper then all of us. He got 2 of our youngest recruits and told them "he would take them out for a pvp run. and would reimburse any losses they had he didnt care they would just drive out and kill the first thing they found regardless of the risk he would show us that we were cowards !!!"

He left in a fully faction fitted proteus while the recruits left in a inty and a bomber. They drove a few jumps in low sec before i heard him shout on TS "I have him he is dead !!!!"

Then a long silence followed.... and eventually the youngest recruit said "he is taking your loot ! "

I had to ask what was happening and as it turns out the whiner had jumped a few jumps through low sec before he saw a iteron slow boating to the gate which he had only managed to point before concord wasted his ass. He had of course entered highsec at this point

The iteron pilot had simply changed course to his wreck and looted it before slowboating on.

The tard got kicked from corp so now I can appreciate and laugh about all the ******** stuff he did, That one in particular still makes me laugh

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I saw someone a few days ago try to board a CONCORD ship and fly off with it. Obviously, the idiot was unable to do so, and in a fit of rage, they left and then came back with a destroyer loaded with smartbombs. They lasted about 3 seconds.

One day I asked my newbie friend to have a 1v1 with me. He agreed and hopped into his Retribution (this was before the buff) and met up with me (in my "War Helios," because I thought it'd be funny) in a high-sec system.

I ejected a single piece of ammo and told him to take it so that we could bypass CONCORD aggro laws. He takes it and nothing happens (I completely forgot that I had to remove him as a "blue" from my contact list). I tell him to wait, thinking that it will kick in after about a minute or so... and then my friend gets impatient and begins shooting me.

CONCORD arrives and for a SECOND, I considered yelling to them that "all was good guys, no problem here." But then I remembered that I hadn't killed anything in awhile and figured that this might be a nice way to break the "dry spell" I was in. I shot back and got the killmail.

We traded a few laughs, I realized what happened, explained it to him, and reimbursed his loss out of my pocket. No harm done.

That sounds rough...

I wonder what a Dev could bring to this thread. Anyone want me to invite one to this topic?