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Your Favorite CONCORDOKKEN Moment in EVE

Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-01-30 06:58:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari

I think my favorite was when some idiot smartbombed a stargate in High-Sec. Yeah, I got prodded in the process (I was in the blast radius), but it was ******* awesome to see their Tech III ship go up in smoke with one shot from a CONCORD ship, and even better to see them ragequit in local. I think they also tried to Warp Scramble a Cargo Container.

What was your favorite CONCORD moment?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-01-30 07:11:10 UTC
Ok, we were running a highsec incursion and shooting at the sansha mothership and this gang of delinquents decide to come in in blackbirds and try to ECM our logis. They failed and concord showed up to sodomize them with a rake and then sit there not helping at all with a pirate mothership sitting there in their space.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#3 - 2012-01-30 07:24:23 UTC
Long ago when I first started playing this game with my buddy I was in a belt mining away while he had just gotten his brand new caracel that I helped purchase. He was sitting at a highsec gate when a flashy pirate in a pod showed up, all sitting there with a good little bounty on him. I goaded my friend into killing the pirate and assured him it would work before Concorde showed up. Of course it didn't and many laughs were had by me. It was even funnier when he tried to leave the station in another ship.

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Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#4 - 2012-01-30 13:32:19 UTC
This was about a year ago when I was still associated with Majesta Empire (part of the NC). I was mining low-end ores in my Hulk while the alliance was still recovering from the last war dec we had. At this time, I rarely hung out at high-sec but I was starting to feel that I had forgotten how it was so I jump cloned there for a while. I hopped into my Hulk that was sitting in the station for some time gaining internet dust and I undocked. Since I was just there for a while, I didn't think it was important to fit tanking mods so I fitted my Hulk for max yield with just a small shield booster. I had my hauler alt to assist with a Mammoth.

After mining some asteroids in the local belts, I noticed two cruisers (and maybe a catalyst - probably a salvager) warping into my belt and started to approach me. If this happened in null-sec, I would've docked up and jumped into my pvp ship as soon as they appear in local; but this was high-sec, so it was difficult to see who is the bad guy until they suspiciously get close to you. Anyways, as they approached me, I started to align myself to warp back to the station for safety. I even deployed my drones in response to their presence to show that I am not a bot. At the same time, my Mammoth-flying hauler alt managed to dock up for safety.

The next thing I saw was them yellow-boxing me and opening fire. All was had was just a small shield booster that was active and I forgot to plug the EM resistance hole. Not to my surprise, I saw my shields collapse and my armor melting away. Then my Hull was being peeled away like a ripe banana. The next thing I know, I was surrounded by a bright flash. I was quite surprised about one thing: I managed to escape with about 20% hull left while the two cruisers were grind to dust by Concord. After this whole ordeal, I learned that there are some gankers that need to learn how to gank better.

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The Motley Crew Reborn
#5 - 2012-01-30 16:13:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Zytani
hehe i remember a suicide ganker got trigger happy too soon and smartbombed one of my drones before he was in range of my retriever.... i lost a t1 warrior, ganker lost 1x disco raven i scooped his loot too :)
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-02-01 00:51:35 UTC

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Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-02-01 03:47:17 UTC
When i started playing the game , one of the copies said (Joking) hey mina ! kill that ship with a big white cross in it .....
BOOM i found out wwhata pod was .
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Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-02-01 09:45:20 UTC
all i rememeber was : "Do u want to proceed with this dangerous act >?" and i cliked yes .
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-02-02 12:37:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Sandslinger
We had a guy in corp that no matter what it was would complain that we weren't doing it in a good enough way for him.

this surrounded mostly in how we do sites, pvp standard fits etc. thing was we always discussed how to do it better but he never engaged in those conversations on Ts, forums, or chat.

He would only ever complain afterwards that the methods weren't too his liking, In any case we ended up in a rather fiery argument one night when i had just had enough of his whining.
Him and me had played together in the previous pvp incarnation of our corp Norcorp Security 5 years previously and the argument boiled down to me basically telling him when he was trying to use his long time in the game as a argument for why he was right. that 'out of all the players there he was the one that added the least value pvp wise to the corp because he just wouldn't follow corp doctrines'

I must have touched a nerve because he went mad and shouted that he was a better pvper then all of us. He got 2 of our youngest recruits and told them "he would take them out for a pvp run. and would reimburse any losses they had he didnt care they would just drive out and kill the first thing they found regardless of the risk he would show us that we were cowards !!!"

He left in a fully faction fitted proteus while the recruits left in a inty and a bomber. They drove a few jumps in low sec before i heard him shout on TS "I have him he is dead !!!!"

Then a long silence followed.... and eventually the youngest recruit said "he is taking your loot ! "

I had to ask what was happening and as it turns out the whiner had jumped a few jumps through low sec before he saw a iteron slow boating to the gate which he had only managed to point before concord wasted his ass. He had of course entered highsec at this point Cool

The iteron pilot had simply changed course to his wreck and looted it before slowboating on.

The tard got kicked from corp so now I can appreciate and laugh about all the ******** stuff he did, That one in particular still makes me laugh Big smile
Liam Mirren
#10 - 2012-02-02 13:04:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Liam Mirren
Back in 2004 I tried EVE with a friend of mine, we were quite clueless and like true newbies we took up mining. Finally we mined enough to get ourselves cruisers, we both got a Thorax and mined some more but it started to get boring, we wanted to shoot stuff and rather than shooting NPC we just wanted to shoot eachother but as we tried we got that warning message. We asked in help chat if corp members are allowed to shoot eachother and the answer was that you can (kinda omitting the fact that it has to be a player corp).

So there we were both ready and we were about to shoot but to me it seemed smart to have my friend fire just a tiny bit earlier than me, juuuust to be sure. So we counted down, he fired and I waited an extra second. Not long after he starts to yell and scream and his thorax (which we worked so hard for) got obliterated by concord. After he lost the ship he didn't say a word, simply logged off and stop playing EVE altogether.

Fun fact is that he recently started playing after I convinced him but he doesn't remember the incident at all.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-02-03 01:24:39 UTC

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Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-02-03 09:04:43 UTC
This one time I was killing a battleship in a high sec belt with my Osprey. I was flaged towards all of his coorporation. But after 14+ minutes or so, his buddy arrives a shiny new Scorpion ready to jam me. But as soon as he tries to jam me, BOOM, concord shows up and saves the day, the timer just expired by 1 second. Lots of loot was had that day :)
Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-02-04 05:13:42 UTC
I saw someone a few days ago try to board a CONCORD ship and fly off with it. Obviously, the idiot was unable to do so, and in a fit of rage, they left and then came back with a destroyer loaded with smartbombs. They lasted about 3 seconds.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-02-06 22:37:27 UTC
If only...

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Ice Fire Warriors
#15 - 2012-02-07 03:08:19 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
One day I asked my newbie friend to have a 1v1 with me. He agreed and hopped into his Retribution (this was before the buff) and met up with me (in my "War Helios," because I thought it'd be funny) in a high-sec system.

I ejected a single piece of ammo and told him to take it so that we could bypass CONCORD aggro laws. He takes it and nothing happens (I completely forgot that I had to remove him as a "blue" from my contact list). I tell him to wait, thinking that it will kick in after about a minute or so... and then my friend gets impatient and begins shooting me.

CONCORD arrives and for a SECOND, I considered yelling to them that "all was good guys, no problem here." But then I remembered that I hadn't killed anything in awhile and figured that this might be a nice way to break the "dry spell" I was in. I shot back and got the killmail.

We traded a few laughs, I realized what happened, explained it to him, and reimbursed his loss out of my pocket. No harm done.
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-07 05:22:40 UTC
Some guy asked me to PvP him in his frigate, so I bought a cheap Condor and put some cheap guns on it. I forgot to take the loot, so when I shot the station sentry guns blew me to smitherines. That is why I have negative security status.

I docked and brought out my Ibis, got shot again. I thought if I remained docked until the timer expired, CCP would think I was avoiding CONCORD. If that happened, I would get banned, and my friend since we share an account (he doesn't have any cash).
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-02-08 00:58:43 UTC
That sounds rough...

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#18 - 2012-02-08 11:17:37 UTC
This aint down yet...

So, on my alt. trying out this whole can flipping business.

Find a miner, flip his ore as you do. Only, instead of HIM shooting at me. He gets his hauler alt to shoot at me. (Badger, with a railgun on it)

Only thing is, they were still in NPC corps. So badger got concorded... and I got ALL the ore. (Badger was full XD) 

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Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-02-09 21:28:27 UTC
I wonder what a Dev could bring to this thread. Anyone want me to invite one to this topic?
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-02-11 03:03:28 UTC
Go ahead, do it.

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