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My 1st Eve Online Cyber Session

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Grot Bags
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-09-18 01:11:49 UTC
Just thought would let the community know that I had my 1st Cyber Sex Session today in game in a private chat with another player who shall remain unamed.

The chat was not crude but progressive and constructive and always building towards the inevitable crescendo for both of us.

I did Orgasm yes and it was beautiful.

The best thing about all of this was that I did not have to undock so no Spaceship Content was required.

Thank you CCP Hilmar for this refreshing new game direction.

P.S If Hilmar or any others wish to engage me in such erotica my fee is 25M ISK for 10 minutes, 50M for 30 minutes and 75M for the hour.

Group Cyber will be considered upon request.

I can only but imagine what possibilities will arise when the door opens.

Thanks CCP o/
The Apostle
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-09-18 01:13:55 UTC
I enjoyed it too.

Same time next week?

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#3 - 2011-09-18 01:15:52 UTC
You didnt undock the iteron, how was this worth it then?

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-09-18 01:16:30 UTC
so umm.....what sig radius do you prefer?
Lelith Hellebron
#5 - 2011-09-18 01:58:05 UTC
Despite the barely-subtle Incarna rage, this was awesome.

In before locked!

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Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#6 - 2011-09-18 02:03:31 UTC
I lol'd at sarcasm

tbh i think you took the topic too seriously for it to be believable

The Drake is a Lie
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
#7 - 2011-09-18 02:05:13 UTC
Sell orders, want to trade or market discussions? Please?
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2011-09-18 02:11:27 UTC
Rule #30.

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-09-18 02:12:34 UTC
Grot Bags wrote:

I did Orgasm yes and it was beautiful.

Thanks CCP o/


Big smile

Black Man with Goggles
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-09-18 02:14:59 UTC
T' Elk wrote:
Rule #30.


"Rule 30 is a one-dimensional binary cellular automaton rule introduced by Stephen Wolfram in 1983.[1] Wolfram describes it as being his "all-time favourite rule"[2] and details it in his book, A New Kind of Science. Using Wolfram's classification scheme, Rule 30 is a Class III rule, displaying aperiodic, chaotic behaviour."

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On a related note, has anyone else noticed how hard it is to find eve online r34?

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Barbelo Valentinian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2011-09-18 02:15:26 UTC
More information than we need Smile
Grot Bags
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-09-18 02:24:34 UTC
I am happy to announce that I will be offering Cyber discounts to CCP Diagoras, Zymurgist and Soundwave from now on.
Fortune Taker
#13 - 2011-09-18 02:24:44 UTC
dude, jacking off to you char when not jacked in is not cool
CCP Zymurgist
C C P
C C P Alliance
#14 - 2011-09-18 02:40:05 UTC
This is not a service to be advertised on the EVE Forums... In fact I'd almost go as far as saying this has nothing to do with spaceships at all. Thread locked

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