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Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#21 - 2017-07-03 03:57:15 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
I am

NOT A NINNY!!

You will regret those words when the powers that be relinquish their hold on their ignorance and evolve into assets for our world.

Then I will switch between making you buy combat clones and pod pilots both station side and planet wide.

I will drop those artifacts known as Titans down onto your picnic basket heads until the TICs make you go away.

Then, after you are beleaguered to hole; I will taunt you from a mining site where an oil rig is your horizon and my drill bit your only star.

After I have opened your world with a hydraulic escalator the size of which a leviathan might crawl upon; I will make you go to etiquette school, learn social dynamics and study earth sciences or biology so you are intelligent enough to do battle with.

Years after these classes are forced upon you, and you feel as though I am your father or big brother or something heart felt and warming: I will kill you with this simple minded and archaic shark attack the very way in which you described.

This is because I neglected your history classes on purpose;

That I might tell myself a joke in the future.

Because I am more funny than you.

-ottout


Okay then. I will find you and I will show you how a real Breacher operates. You will learn to only make claims you can back up.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#22 - 2017-07-03 04:16:59 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
I am

NOT A NINNY!!

You will regret those words when the powers that be relinquish their hold on their ignorance and evolve into assets for our world.

Then I will switch between making you buy combat clones and pod pilots both station side and planet wide.

I will drop those artifacts known as Titans down onto your picnic basket heads until the TICs make you go away.

Then, after you are beleaguered to hole; I will taunt you from a mining site where an oil rig is your horizon and my drill bit your only star.

After I have opened your world with a hydraulic escalator the size of which a leviathan might crawl upon; I will make you go to etiquette school, learn social dynamics and study earth sciences or biology so you are intelligent enough to do battle with.

Years after these classes are forced upon you, and you feel as though I am your father or big brother or something heart felt and warming: I will kill you with this simple minded and archaic shark attack the very way in which you described.

This is because I neglected your history classes on purpose;

That I might tell myself a joke in the future.

Because I am more funny than you.

-ottout


Okay then. I will find you and I will show you how a real Breacher operates. You will learn to only make claims you can back up.


You will find me inside Alparena's Galente Pleasure Hub trying not to listen to the music.


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