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[MERC] Jetpack Viking

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Tofus
HELVEGEN
#1 - 2016-11-04 22:22:06 UTC
We are the youngest, freshest mercenary alliance on the block!

We're not elite pvp'ers, but between our members we do have well over 30 years of Eve-experience and hundreds of millions of PVP-related skill-points.

We're not really specialized in anything, but if you give us enough isks there is a good chance we'll be up for it! There is also a chance that we'll just take your isks and leave it at that. But mostly we'll show up to help out with whatever we're paid for. Well, at least sometimes. And if the pay is good enough, we'll even fly nice ships!

We don't really do structure removal, because it's too emotionally intensive for our members. We are happy to refer you to other mercenary groups that will be glad to help you out though. If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.

We also have an excellent killboard! Admittedly not too many kills, but we do have a 100% effiency-rate!

So why waste your isks on an expensive, established mercenary alliance when you can also waste them on us for half the price? Or at least 75% of the price? Or hell, whatever price we're willing to accept considering the mood we're in...
SiRuS T
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2016-11-04 22:24:21 UTC
I endorse this product wholeheartedly. You should hire us if for nothing else but for the shear hell of it.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#3 - 2016-11-04 22:26:48 UTC
This sounds good, Wait! Oh! I endorse me also.
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-11-04 22:28:24 UTC
Taking a shot at it yourself, huh Sol?

Well, good luck to you.
Griever Takkow
We Are So Troubled Everyone Runs Screaming
BLACKFLAG.
#5 - 2016-11-05 00:13:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Griever Takkow
Tofus wrote:
If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.


Whoops guessing you're out of the loop Roll

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SiRuS T
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2016-11-05 00:57:40 UTC
Griever Takkow wrote:
Tofus wrote:
If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.


Whoops guessing you're out of the loop Roll


It's was intended as a "oh we told you so"
renwahh
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2016-11-05 07:51:30 UTC
Good luck guys
Sthenelos Tau
Caldera Mercenaries
#8 - 2016-11-05 08:10:45 UTC
Tofus wrote:
We are the youngest, freshest


I am afraid thats not the complete truth Tofus!

Its old and slow moving men, with heavy arms & guns.


The older the ram, the harder the horn! Twisted
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#9 - 2016-11-05 09:28:43 UTC
Tofus wrote:
We are the youngest, freshest mercenary alliance on the block!

We're not elite pvp'ers, but between our members we do have well over 30 years of Eve-experience and hundreds of millions of PVP-related skill-points.

We're not really specialized in anything, but if you give us enough isks there is a good chance we'll be up for it! There is also a chance that we'll just take your isks and leave it at that. But mostly we'll show up to help out with whatever we're paid for. Well, at least sometimes. And if the pay is good enough, we'll even fly nice ships!

We don't really do structure removal, because it's too emotionally intensive for our members. We are happy to refer you to other mercenary groups that will be glad to help you out though. If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.

We also have an excellent killboard! Admittedly not too many kills, but we do have a 100% effiency-rate!

So why waste your isks on an expensive, established mercenary alliance when you can also waste them on us for half the price? Or at least 75% of the price? Or hell, whatever price we're willing to accept considering the mood we're in...

uhh...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Tofus
HELVEGEN
#10 - 2016-11-05 11:35:14 UTC
Griever Takkow wrote:
Tofus wrote:
If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.


Whoops guessing you're out of the loop Roll


Your sense of humor. What did you do with it?! Blink
Tofus
HELVEGEN
#11 - 2016-11-05 11:51:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tofus
Sthenelos Tau wrote:
Its old and slow moving men, with heavy arms & guns.


Old and slow? Tsk! We're not old and slow! Well, at least some of us aren't. Most of the time.

Hey, at least we don't feel old! So there's that. And that's what counts, right? Right?! Straight

Oh well. As the saying goes: "Slow fires will smolder for a long time." Pirate
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2016-11-05 11:52:37 UTC
Tofus wrote:
We are the youngest, freshest mercenary alliance on the block!

We're not elite pvp'ers, but between our members we do have well over 30 years of Eve-experience and hundreds of millions of PVP-related skill-points.

We're not really specialized in anything, but if you give us enough isks there is a good chance we'll be up for it! There is also a chance that we'll just take your isks and leave it at that. But mostly we'll show up to help out with whatever we're paid for. Well, at least sometimes. And if the pay is good enough, we'll even fly nice ships!

We don't really do structure removal, because it's too emotionally intensive for our members. We are happy to refer you to other mercenary groups that will be glad to help you out though. If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.

We also have an excellent killboard! Admittedly not too many kills, but we do have a 100% effiency-rate!

So why waste your isks on an expensive, established mercenary alliance when you can also waste them on us for half the price? Or at least 75% of the price? Or hell, whatever price we're willing to accept considering the mood we're in...


This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate
SiRuS T
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2016-11-05 11:52:58 UTC
Quote:
uhh...


English is not his mother tongue.
Tofus
HELVEGEN
#14 - 2016-11-05 11:58:09 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate


Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Blink
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2016-11-05 12:01:57 UTC
Tofus wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate


Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Blink


Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I travelled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication.

Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days.
SiRuS T
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2016-11-05 14:44:07 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
Tofus wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate


Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Blink


Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I traveled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication.

Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days.


Is a shame, I used to love hunting. But now the watch list is gone and no tool has replaced it, Hunting as it used to be is all but dead. But that's what CCP calls BALANCE! (Risk Averse miners and PVE'ers moaning)

There should be no 100% safe area. Lets hope they give something back in a war mechanics update? Or maybe not as they will break it and make that unusable too.
Valkin Mordirc
#17 - 2016-11-05 15:04:53 UTC
SiRuS T wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
Tofus wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate


Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Blink


Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I traveled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication.

Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days.


Is a shame, I used to love hunting. But now the watch list is gone and no tool has replaced it, Hunting as it used to be is all but dead. But that's what CCP calls BALANCE! (Risk Averse miners and PVE'ers moaning)

There should be no 100% safe area. Lets hope they give something back in a war mechanics update? Or maybe not as they will break it and make that unusable too.



More so cap pilots in the nulblocs crying was the cited reason for the change. Though I suppose you can call those PVE'er's moaning as well. Miners just like most other side professions CCP largely ignores until the Nullblocs send out mails for people to basically F1 the support ticket to death.

We see it a lot recently almost the majority balance changes for EVE have been to re-balance Nullsec. Tengu Nerf, Ishtar Nerf, Sov Changes, JF bullshite, very few thing balance come in because some other factor of the game. That's largely because Nullsec players are the bread makers for CCP and they are a company.

Asides from that though,

CCP Wants to change the systems to allow merc corps to continue to help the niche hunter gameplay to be viable again, Raz of Devils Warriors is actually the man to send your suggestions to he's been the one who seems to be in contact with CCP about the whole thing.

Hunting was and is my main area of the game and the thing I like most about wardecs. The change of course managed to completely gut my style of play. Which completely ruined my entire will to even play, I hope that they change it soon, however I doubt it will be even thought about until well into next year.

#DeleteTheWeak
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#18 - 2016-11-05 16:45:27 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
SiRuS T wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
Tofus wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate


Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Blink


Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I traveled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication.

Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days.


Is a shame, I used to love hunting. But now the watch list is gone and no tool has replaced it, Hunting as it used to be is all but dead. But that's what CCP calls BALANCE! (Risk Averse miners and PVE'ers moaning)

There should be no 100% safe area. Lets hope they give something back in a war mechanics update? Or maybe not as they will break it and make that unusable too.



More so cap pilots in the nulblocs crying was the cited reason for the change. Though I suppose you can call those PVE'er's moaning as well. Miners just like most other side professions CCP largely ignores until the Nullblocs send out mails for people to basically F1 the support ticket to death.

We see it a lot recently almost the majority balance changes for EVE have been to re-balance Nullsec. Tengu Nerf, Ishtar Nerf, Sov Changes, JF bullshite, very few thing balance come in because some other factor of the game. That's largely because Nullsec players are the bread makers for CCP and they are a company.

Asides from that though,

CCP Wants to change the systems to allow merc corps to continue to help the niche hunter gameplay to be viable again, Raz of Devils Warriors is actually the man to send your suggestions to he's been the one who seems to be in contact with CCP about the whole thing.

Hunting was and is my main area of the game and the thing I like most about wardecs. The change of course managed to completely gut my style of play. Which completely ruined my entire will to even play, I hope that they change it soon, however I doubt it will be even thought about until well into next year.


Great, now I am going to start crying again...I miss my watch list.
Valkin Mordirc
#19 - 2016-11-05 20:33:52 UTC
I'd also like to suggest to Jetpack Vikings that they don't use Dodixie as there main trade hub.

Mastercard,
Absoslut
Archetype

Nairja is open, and VMG obviously doesn't care if you camp Jita as long as you don't sit on the undock like phelb.

It's like a curse who ever set's up shop there dies.
#DeleteTheWeak
SiRuS T
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2016-11-05 20:51:00 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
I'd also like to suggest to Jetpack Vikings that they don't use Dodixie as there main trade hub.

Mastercard,
Absoslut
Archetype

Nairja is open, and VMG obviously doesn't care if you camp Jita as long as you don't sit on the undock like phelb.

It's like a curse who ever set's up shop there dies.


We operate anywhere. We are not based in Dixie though.
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