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My name isn't Bond.
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Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#1 - 2016-06-21 11:10:39 UTC
But in RL my name is Jan.
Just let that sink in for a bit. Jan... Jaaaaaaan.

Apparently that means I have a giant "wang" because of some urban slang. Roll
In reality I (sadly) have not been equipped with a giant *wang*. Then again, maybe I have but I like to tease.

Still my name is Jan and I wish all Jan's in game happiness including 'kjan', who no longer is called 'kjan' because someone has a "jan" complex and thinks only of big *wangs*.

Can CCP please start by obscuring "January" from now on too? I mean BigWanguary, it just gets in my eye...Pirate (Hence the patch).

And while you are at it, could you please rename all Dicks? Because as we all know, that is not only a name but also refers to your *wang*.



CCP seriously? Shocked
Lan Wang
African Atomic.
OnlyFleets.
#2 - 2016-06-21 11:26:24 UTC
wut

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-06-21 11:30:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Soel Reit
i agree 100% pls ccp! wait...... wut?

there are sell orders for *wangs* on the market, eve market i mean! check them out ShockedShockedShocked
Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-06-21 11:33:53 UTC
Holy crap, i thought boosters will become legal only next week.

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Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#5 - 2016-06-21 11:44:57 UTC
Arkoth 24 wrote:
Holy crap, i thought boosters will become legal only next week.


I quit smoking last century and am booze free for 3 month's now. Smile
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#6 - 2016-06-21 11:57:26 UTC
Soooo... what happens if my name is Wang and Im a big guy? Is it the banhammer for me too?Sad


But seriously I understand both sides, or at least Id like to think I do, and Im sure we all know that humanities propensity to push cultural and moral boundaries because they are there will create an environment thats quite toxic quite quickly if not kept in check, a few usually spoil it for the rest of us in that regard.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Lan Wang
African Atomic.
OnlyFleets.
#7 - 2016-06-21 12:04:52 UTC
I actually pushed for a name change to ccp.....no cigar Big smile

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#8 - 2016-06-21 12:07:15 UTC
What's the deal actually with all these jans, wangs and dicks? I saw a lot of worse - and no one gives a wang.

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Sequester Risalo
Significant Others
#9 - 2016-06-21 12:36:11 UTC
If you are Jan, you have 8 planets, 84 moons and 8 asteroid belts in you. That's quite a lot of wang.

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/system/Jan
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#10 - 2016-06-21 12:38:32 UTC
Dat mushrooms doe...

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Paranoid Loyd
#11 - 2016-06-21 13:32:30 UTC
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#12 - 2016-06-21 13:43:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#13 - 2016-06-21 16:08:32 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
I actually pushed for a name change to ccp.....no cigar Big smile

If I was at home I would create a char Jan Wang now and RP as your brother Shocked

Evil RatKid
Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2016-06-21 20:40:58 UTC
Ima Wreckyou wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
I actually pushed for a name change to ccp.....no cigar Big smile

If I was at home I would create a char Jan Wang now and RP as your brother Shocked


Richard Jan Wang

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#15 - 2016-06-21 22:21:51 UTC
"Everybody Jan Chung tonight!"
Sustrai Aditua
Intandofisa
#16 - 2016-06-21 23:45:19 UTC
One day the vulgar among us will coopt "space" and "ship" and THEN where will we BE?

CENSORED

If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2016-06-22 01:16:50 UTC  |  Edited by: DeMichael Crimson
What?

I only have one question ........................................ why didn't you submit a petition instead of posting this thread?

Was it to bring attention to your, umm, EPEEN ?

Oh wait, that's 2 questions, sorry.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#18 - 2016-06-22 04:59:17 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
What?

I only have one question ........................................ why didn't you submit a petition instead of posting this thread?

Was it to bring attention to your, umm, EPEEN ?

Oh wait, that's 2 questions, sorry.



DMC


You got it. Big smile
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2016-06-22 07:40:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Gimme Sake
I know another game, about planes, where the word cockpit was being censored because that's how word filters work. But the real question is: does being offensive towards yourself is counted as offensive?

Sure, sometimes, a cigar is only a cigar but the word filter in your head has replaced entire portions of your mind with the "caldari citizen 61280063" type of "logs show nothing" ship spinning.

Even if you quit smoking a century ago there still is a pilot re-sculpting certificate available on the market but no option to rename the statue.

The word choice comes to my mind and the word sense exits. It was just a temporay presence in the wang of reality that this thread constitutes.

This is not a rant, this is a secondary booster effect. However I hope I stayed on topic even if its angular velocity makes its transversal exponentially increase by each typed word.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#20 - 2016-06-22 07:48:16 UTC
Gimme Sake wrote:

I know another game, about planes, where the word cockpit was being censored because that's how word filters work. But the real question is: does being offensive towards yourself is counted as offensive?

Sure, sometimes, a cigar is only a cigar but the word filter in your head has replaced entire portions of your mind with the "caldari citizen 61280063" type of "logs show nothing" ship spinning.

Even if you quit smoking a century ago there still is a pilot re-sculpting certificate available on the market but no option to rename the statue.

The word choice comes to my mind and the word sense exits. It was just a temporay presence in the wang of reality that this thread constitutes.

This is not a rant, this is a secondary booster effect.



I read that^ with Genesis' 'Land of confusion' playing in the background.

I like you!Big smile