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The Cult of CCP Nakedman

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#1 - 2015-10-28 16:34:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Jarod Garamonde
We are still waiting, in an imperfect state of clothedness, for our lord and savior of officespace nudity to reveal himself (pun intended) to his followers. But, I figured now would be the time to expose (pun intended) our presence to the forums.

We welcome any and all new converts into our fold.


Note: Edited for clarity

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2015-10-28 17:08:40 UTC
I was there when our own lord and saviour of nullsec A.U.E himself first sighted CCP Nakedman, he is our prophet, we should make homage to him with "that" blackbird fit (you know the one).

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#3 - 2015-10-28 17:15:59 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I was there when our own lord and saviour of nullsec A.U.E himself first sighted CCP Nakedman, he is our prophet, we should make homage to him with "that" blackbird fit (you know the one).



I was privileged enough to have been gifted one of the Prophet's Blackbirds.... fit by his own hand.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2015-10-28 17:24:20 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I was there when our own lord and saviour of nullsec A.U.E himself first sighted CCP Nakedman, he is our prophet, we should make homage to him with "that" blackbird fit (you know the one).



I was privileged enough to have been gifted one of the Prophet's Blackbirds.... fit by his own hand.

so we have our charriots ONWARDS TO GLORY IN THE NAME OF CCP Nacedman!


(chances are its just the two of us)

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Paranoid Loyd
#5 - 2015-10-28 17:33:35 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
(chances are its just the two of us)

Nah, I'm sure UAE is in.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
#6 - 2015-10-28 18:12:59 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
We are still waiting for our lord and savior of officespace nudity to reveal himself (pun intended) to his followers, in a perfect state of clothlessness. But, I figured now would be the time to expose (pun intended) our presence to the forums.

We welcome any and all new converts into our fold.
Fixed.

Anyway, at least it's confirmed by CCP he exists. Isn't that enough?

Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#7 - 2015-10-28 18:22:35 UTC
Esrevid Nekkeg wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
We are still waiting for our lord and savior of officespace nudity to reveal himself (pun intended) to his followers, in a perfect state of clothlessness. But, I figured now would be the time to expose (pun intended) our presence to the forums.

We welcome any and all new converts into our fold.
Fixed.


If you have ascended to the higher plane of existence, and now sit before your keyboard in all your nude glory, we salute you.
I, however, am not yet worthy.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Tiberius Heth
Doomheim
#8 - 2015-10-29 09:00:54 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Esrevid Nekkeg wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
We are still waiting for our lord and savior of officespace nudity to reveal himself (pun intended) to his followers, in a perfect state of clothlessness. But, I figured now would be the time to expose (pun intended) our presence to the forums.

We welcome any and all new converts into our fold.
Fixed.


If you have ascended to the higher plane of existence, and now sit before your keyboard in all your nude glory, we salute you.
I, however, am not yet worthy.


After lots of soul searching and meditation I've come as close as I dare: I'm still wearing socks. It's those last steps that require a level of commitment I'm not yet ready for. Also, I hate cold feet.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#9 - 2015-10-29 16:43:02 UTC
Tiberius Heth wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Esrevid Nekkeg wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
We are still waiting for our lord and savior of officespace nudity to reveal himself (pun intended) to his followers, in a perfect state of clothlessness. But, I figured now would be the time to expose (pun intended) our presence to the forums.

We welcome any and all new converts into our fold.
Fixed.


If you have ascended to the higher plane of existence, and now sit before your keyboard in all your nude glory, we salute you.
I, however, am not yet worthy.


After lots of soul searching and meditation I've come as close as I dare: I'm still wearing socks. It's those last steps that require a level of commitment I'm not yet ready for. Also, I hate cold feet.


CCP Nakedman still blesses you. For our lord requires naught but effort.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
ISD Buldath
#10 - 2015-10-29 16:44:56 UTC
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.

~ISD Buldath

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Support, Training and Resources Division

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I do not respond to EVE-Mails regarding forum moderation.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#11 - 2015-10-29 16:48:32 UTC
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.


Oh, good. When I saw an ISD comment, I thought I was in for a lock.
We're just trying to have fun, here.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#12 - 2015-10-29 16:58:55 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.


Oh, good. When I saw an ISD comment, I thought I was in for a lock.
We're just trying to have fun, here.
ISD troll, nearly as good as a Dev troll Twisted

The Questions of St UAE seems appropriate.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#13 - 2015-10-29 17:13:47 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.


Oh, good. When I saw an ISD comment, I thought I was in for a lock.
We're just trying to have fun, here.
ISD troll, nearly as good as a Dev troll Twisted

The Questions of St UAE seems appropriate.


That reminds me..... where is U@E? I came back after a long absence, and he's nowhere to be found. And why wasn't he at EVE Vegas, this year? I wanna drink with that guy....

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jenshae Chiroptera
#14 - 2015-10-29 18:56:37 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
... That reminds me..... where is U@E?....
I am / was leaning toward believing you are / were an alt of his. P

I think CCP Nakedman is shy and wasn't actually naked. It will take a brave CCP employee to take up the title. (I can think of a few who have bared their intellect and should be less shy about baring their bodies now). Twisted

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2015-10-29 19:13:37 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.


Oh, good. When I saw an ISD comment, I thought I was in for a lock.
We're just trying to have fun, here.
ISD troll, nearly as good as a Dev troll Twisted

The Questions of St UAE seems appropriate.


That reminds me..... where is U@E? I came back after a long absence, and he's nowhere to be found. And why wasn't he at EVE Vegas, this year? I wanna drink with that guy....

My best guess is still drunk/drinking somewhere in Vegas, probably in some Korean gambling den of Ill repute ,
a platypode fighting ring may or may not be involved.

That or he's figured out how to turn internet tears into cash and if that's the case he's likely gone for good.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#16 - 2015-10-29 20:36:57 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
... That reminds me..... where is U@E?....
I am / was leaning toward believing you are / were an alt of his. P

I think CCP Nakedman is shy and wasn't actually naked. It will take a brave CCP employee to take up the title. (I can think of a few who have bared their intellect and should be less shy about baring their bodies now). Twisted


Gara is my main and only toon.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#17 - 2015-10-29 21:20:20 UTC
My new job is a remote position. So I have recently become able to spend more of my working hours naked. My coworkers have sort of wondered why I'm also so happy when on the phone. I have not told them yet that it's because I'm naked and they aren't. But some day. . . .

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Paranoid Loyd
#18 - 2015-10-29 21:28:17 UTC
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.

So you are in fact confirming that you moderate the forums naked?

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Xavindo Sirober
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2015-10-29 22:15:06 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.

So you are in fact confirming that you moderate the forums naked?



i think the average person around here doesCool
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#20 - 2015-10-29 23:00:16 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
ISD Buldath wrote:
This is not the nakedman you are looking for.

So you are in fact confirming that you moderate the forums naked?


Buldath is one of us....

One of us. One of us. One of us.....

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]