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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Bobby Shyne
Doomheim
#5481 - 2015-07-15 22:18:10 UTC
Cry
dasman Mileghere
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5482 - 2015-07-15 22:18:10 UTC
ok, this is becoming a little too much.......What?
Tareel Jax
Viper-Squad
Pandemic Horde
#5483 - 2015-07-15 22:18:11 UTC
Confirming that thearrowofapollo is a scrub
Cephalosa Galactica
conch entertainment
#5484 - 2015-07-15 22:18:15 UTC
yarasta Armer wrote:
I wonder what the $ cost of all the damaged items caused by enraged Eve-offliners is.



**** is gonna really hit the fan when the gigantic list of reinforced stuff in null comes out of timer and goes invul and the server is still down....I blame the Koreans...they probably hacked the server and we don't know it yet
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5485 - 2015-07-15 22:18:17 UTC
Elinea Marcutz wrote:
Sonia Vess wrote:
Дудось все таки прошел видимо....

Если б в небе я летал, а ты жила бы под водой
Бог бы утопил меня , чтобы был всегда с тобой
Если в небе я летал, а ты жила бы под водой
Бог бы высушил моря, чтобы ты была со мной

Если мёртвым был бы я ну а ты ещё живой
Бог бы воскресил меня чтобы был всегда с тобой
Если мёртвым был бы я ну а ты ещё живой
Бог бы жизнь твою забрал чтобы ты была со мной


Dudos still held apparently ....

If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water
God would have drowned me, that was always with you
When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water
God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me

If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God raised me to have been always with you
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God would your life took you to be with me

--

Can someone explain to me why the Forums don't have Google's Translation API built into them yet? We are a hardcore multilingual community, why isn't CCP facilitating that?


I think they're busy ATM.
Bones Outten
Council of Economic Advisors
Bitter Vets n Noobs
#5486 - 2015-07-15 22:18:19 UTC
I have had days like this in Data Centres, back in the days of Worldcom (if anyone remembers them)
Pizza, Coke & Managers going bald pulling their out faster than using electric clippers.
Stress & panic, doesn't help just methodical boring repetitive steps till the issue is resolved; possibly never finding the bug that originally cause the outage. I feel for the Devs.

I have prayed to BoB

Been drunk from the drinking game that started around page 10 of the posts.

I am now worried about my livestock (Fedo's etc.)

The slaves need whipping & if the dancers don't get their fix they will kick off at the tourists, but worse, there's crew & mercs stuck in the same station container. This could really be a bloodbath & stock will die or eat itself :(

A favour from CCP, some of the Minmatar ship I have need fresh gaffer tape every 24hrs, could someone be so kind?

Also a theoretical question do the planets still rotate during down time?

& worried that my clones don't dream, please plug them in the The Matrix (temporarily)

With regards, hope & luck

Bones
Darlucilic
#5487 - 2015-07-15 22:18:28 UTC
EvE servers right now



Nope
Wolverine Chosen
Sodium Chloride Mining Institute
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#5488 - 2015-07-15 22:18:33 UTC
at work, no eve, got home from work, no eve,
about to go to sleep, no eve ...


Seriously ?
Dante Burke
Practical Applications
#5489 - 2015-07-15 22:18:35 UTC
How can downtime be real if our eyes aren't real?

I solo warped into Asakai, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. - Dante Burke
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5490 - 2015-07-15 22:18:41 UTC
kawajj
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5491 - 2015-07-15 22:18:42 UTC
Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..

come on CCP give us a bit of information at least ..
Waldo Barnstormer
Operation Myriad
Galactic Greybeards
#5492 - 2015-07-15 22:18:43 UTC
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:
I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room.


the costumers might do better if they stopped making clothes so baggy
Zura Namee
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5493 - 2015-07-15 22:18:52 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Just to contribute more noise to an epic thread:

Thanks CCP. Today is actually my birthday. Because Eve is down, I managed to find the motivation to go shopping, renew my drivers license, engage in some private intimate happy time with the spouse, snag a pizza from the local super amazing pizza house, and get my car detailed.

Lotsa thanks CCP, would unexpected downtime again, A+++++++ MMOG dev!


You must share this super amazing pizza house.
fl0pski
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW
#5494 - 2015-07-15 22:18:55 UTC
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:
I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room.

I'm curious. Why do people insist on using "loosing"? Is it some kind of troll or meme?
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
#5495 - 2015-07-15 22:19:20 UTC
Anyone got a stack of Ancillary Coffee Injectors and XL Espresso charges? Those programmers have got to be running cap dry by now.
Braden Fanguard
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#5496 - 2015-07-15 22:19:40 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING


Please be not kill soon.
Cephalosa Galactica
conch entertainment
#5497 - 2015-07-15 22:19:41 UTC
Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:
Elinea Marcutz wrote:
Sonia Vess wrote:
Дудось все таки прошел видимо....

Если б в небе я летал, а ты жила бы под водой
Бог бы утопил меня , чтобы был всегда с тобой
Если в небе я летал, а ты жила бы под водой
Бог бы высушил моря, чтобы ты была со мной

Если мёртвым был бы я ну а ты ещё живой
Бог бы воскресил меня чтобы был всегда с тобой
Если мёртвым был бы я ну а ты ещё живой
Бог бы жизнь твою забрал чтобы ты была со мной


Dudos still held apparently ....

If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water
God would have drowned me, that was always with you
When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water
God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me

If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God raised me to have been always with you
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God would your life took you to be with me

--

Can someone explain to me why the Forums don't have Google's Translation API built into them yet? We are a hardcore multilingual community, why isn't CCP facilitating that?


I think they're busy ATM.



BUT uɐıssnɹ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı
DJ Dunewolf
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5498 - 2015-07-15 22:19:48 UTC
Thanks for tuning into http://eve-radio.com/
DJ Mokra has taken over for next 2hrs (until 2400 or 0000 GMT/UTC)
after him is DJ hangedman for a 3hr show!

hope you enjoy listening to EVE-radio during the extended downtime and continue to tune in and listen.
Every DJ puts on a different show, and if the server comes up -- this weekend we have some contests and prizes that will be given out. Only way to win is to tune in! for an awesome Christmass in July event.

thanks for letting me entertain you for last 8hrs and hope you tune in again to one of my random cover shows, or my regular show Friday 0300-0600 GMT

<3

Dunewolf
Tony Lennelluc
Amarrian Investment and Trade Company
Northern Coalition.
#5499 - 2015-07-15 22:19:48 UTC
Talaris EveningStar wrote:
Julien Brellier wrote:
Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:

auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies

If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement!


You left out us Canadians. Racist jerk!

Canadians: Quietly plotting everyone else's death.



D@MN YOU FOR LETTING OUT OUR EVIL PLOT !!
PS: Americans go first ... Aussies last ... but we will get everyone ! (KIDDING)

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
#5500 - 2015-07-15 22:19:50 UTC
CCP Calls Technical Support a short story by me

CCP: "Hello it seems our servers are not working"

Technical support: "Have you tryed turning it on and off?"

CCP: "Yes i have"

Technical support: "Is it plugged in?"

CCP: "Oh....."