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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5081 - 2015-07-15 21:39:38 UTC
What's more amusing than 9 dev nailed to a tree????












1 dev to 9 trees.

Nah, just kidding Captain Pizza munch&Co, keep up the good work.

Spread the love, they get so little.
Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5082 - 2015-07-15 21:39:50 UTC
Damjan Fox wrote:
"Issue appears to be fixed. Servers are stable now. ETA on UPTIME ~30 MIN. Thank you for your patience."

https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621394584544556913408


You, sir, are a terrible human being.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Yeng Constantine
Almost Dangerous
Wolves Amongst Strangers
#5083 - 2015-07-15 21:39:56 UTC
game time should be extended or SP should be added.
Doctor Hal Narco
Corporate Navy Police Force
Sleep Reapers
#5084 - 2015-07-15 21:40:01 UTC
A clever person would have spelled "OFFLINE" with the 1s and 0sLol
Vox Anon
Jita Capital Group
#5085 - 2015-07-15 21:40:06 UTC
lBlacklWarriorl wrote:
STOP FLOOD !


Teamspak Skype e.t.c help you



yeah guys... STOP FLOOD!
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
#5086 - 2015-07-15 21:40:20 UTC
LimmEwinks Sintas'Vel wrote:
Maybe they should get another server to test this stuff out .


http://eve-offline.net/


Still not a cure-all though.

Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
#5087 - 2015-07-15 21:40:24 UTC
Leila Numanor wrote:
https://www.pizzahut.ru/ru/menu/hot-pizza

pizza time


So what you order?
She Gone
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5088 - 2015-07-15 21:40:27 UTC
I have the biggest and most painful blue ba&*$ right now!! OMG, ROFC, SMD, ubelieveable, #ijustwanttogame #miningforlife #needblankie #wheresmymom
valkir
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5089 - 2015-07-15 21:40:40 UTC
they said screw it we are going to go work on that vampire game you guys forgot about oh and servers going for a full reset no skills for you nuahahahahaha
Sorin Orii
OriiGen
Path of OriiGen
#5090 - 2015-07-15 21:40:45 UTC
How does Moses make himself coffee in the morning? HEBREWS IT!!!

:Sorin Orii

Sanity is the denial of chaos
Jack Danefield
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5091 - 2015-07-15 21:40:45 UTC
KiloAlpha wrote:
Braden Fanguard wrote:
Zero Eclipse wrote:
Allen Naskingar wrote:
Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me?


Not me


Certainly not me.


definitely not me!!!!


Me neither
SteadFastWarrior
Disingenuous Assistance Cooperative
#5092 - 2015-07-15 21:41:02 UTC
How long does it take for launcher to up-date status if I leave it running? TQ status?
Charlotte de'Berry
Caldari Black Hand
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#5093 - 2015-07-15 21:41:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Charlotte de'Berry
LOL...most of you have small little reasons to cry about this extended downtime. You're just addicted (like the rest of us) but you didnt hedge your bet like I did.

My kid is out of town. Same with my wife. Took the afternoon off from work; never happens without a Wife or Kid support being needed. Got a beef loin and a 12 pack of beer, the primary "working adult in the house" understand how rare a moment, hour and day this is. It was the perfect plan!

All I wanted, needed and should be doing was killing frogs with Dale in our 128km jackdaws. Laughing on TS as I shovel med. rare beef covered in horseradish on rye bread into my mouth as I use half cans of beer to wash each bite down.

But wait Eve is down? How can this be?!

How much did she pay you to bring eve down?

In the future we should work with one another and the devs wont be needing to eat pizza......if you know what I mean.
Creation Consiousness
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#5094 - 2015-07-15 21:41:19 UTC
Crash Dummy wrote:
Kira Dimensions wrote:
So I´m quitting EVE...

I´m gona give away all my billions....

Just sent me some amount and I will send it to one of my other alts....

No, really... I am API Certified....

Just send me an amount and I will use it to PLEX my JITA spamming account....


Make sure you read my Profile. It does not say anything important...

Just sent "COPY PASTE" 2 trillion ISK.

Oh hey, please put a small bounty on me if you are an idiot. It´s a waist cause I never undock...


Let´s hear it for JITA Spam. (Sounds like a weird sex jelly)
POST your fav JITA SPAM!!!


Love ya CCP. Keep up the hard work.

JOIN THE HORDE!!!


I'll send you some isk if you buy my Geko for 1 million but be quick cause it might have some other mug buy it before you...


SOMEONES been to dodixie before, lel

Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
McBarnacle
Project.Nova
The Initiative.
#5095 - 2015-07-15 21:41:25 UTC
David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote:
What's more amusing than 9 dev nailed to a tree????












1 dev to 9 trees.

Nah, just kidding Captain Pizza munch&Co, keep up the good work.

Spread the love, they get so little.



There is no love in EVE, just war and tears. (P added for those without a sense of humour)
Glornak Ironspawn
Eden Industrial Group
The Cult of Bob
#5096 - 2015-07-15 21:41:35 UTC
Kal'Han wrote:
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:
Possible reboot maybe?

https://twitter.com/ccp_goliath/status/621423658096021504


nope, they are all watching this forum post an looping on the warrior video


Confirmed that i'm looping the warrior video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw
Sorin Orii
OriiGen
Path of OriiGen
#5097 - 2015-07-15 21:41:41 UTC
Convicted hitman, Jimmy 'Two-Shoes' McLardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures to provide for his dog.
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack patty whack to give the dog a bone.

:Sorin Orii

Sanity is the denial of chaos
hipotecadoydesgraciado
Incursion Omega
#5098 - 2015-07-15 21:41:59 UTC
yeah my first menssage
evolution666
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5099 - 2015-07-15 21:42:00 UTC
Indi man wrote:
Minecraft time


Yes it is :)
Helzrazor Merkur
Federated Commerce and Trade
#5100 - 2015-07-15 21:42:01 UTC
My second training queue has been empty since 10 am. I somehow feel like I am wasting time. How pathetic is that?