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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Kal'Han
Kador Trade Company
#4881 - 2015-07-15 21:22:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Kal'Han
Kato's Pete wrote:
So with any luck we wont have a DT tomorrow morning.

you wish, that's when they apply the real fix over the temporary band aid they are applying now

usually it's the second breakdown after a big breakdown
Crucial King
Doomheim
#4882 - 2015-07-15 21:22:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Crucial King
Tom, Di-ck and Harry, three explorers, were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.

The cannibal chief says to them, "If you pass the tribal test we will let you live. Go into the jungle and gather 10 items of the same fruit."

So the three guys scamper into the woods, and Tom comes back first with 10 apples. The Chief explains the trial to him, "You must shove the fruits up your butt without any statement on your face or you will be eaten."

The first apple was okay but Tom winced in pain on the second apple, and was promptly killed and went to heaven (he was a good explorer).

Di-ck comes back with 10 berries and the chief explains the trial to him as well. Di-ck doesn't think it should be too tough and begins. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. But on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and is killed.

Tom and Di-ck meet in heaven where Tom asks, "Di-ck, why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" Di-ck eplied, "I couldn't help it. I saw Harry coming with an armload of pineapples."
Joshke
Red's Swashbucklers Corp
Passive Paladin
#4883 - 2015-07-15 21:22:52 UTC
Dear CCP,

is it possible to launch an text-based concole Eve client?

I'd appreciate it very much.
Jack Danefield
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4884 - 2015-07-15 21:22:53 UTC
KiloAlpha wrote:
Jack Danefield wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:
After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Twisted


Pictures or you're lieing


Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy.



you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker


YES!Big smile
4chan SlashPOL
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#4885 - 2015-07-15 21:22:59 UTC
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Zero Eclipse
Doomheim
#4886 - 2015-07-15 21:23:20 UTC
Sargon Matrix wrote:
Nice Pizza Shot from Iceland...


gratuitous pizza shot.

LIke 6 cheese pizzas? and what else?
KiloAlpha
ImperiaI Federation
Goonswarm Federation
#4887 - 2015-07-15 21:23:25 UTC  |  Edited by: KiloAlpha
Jontra Wolta wrote:
KiloAlpha wrote:
ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......


dude you should rejoice, not be mad...eve died just when you are going to become a father...more time for your kid


dude shes not really pregnant , i dont do chicks .....im a grandmother from texas
Yasemin Hanim
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#4888 - 2015-07-15 21:23:31 UTC
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:
YOU can definetly tell CCP is not an American company...if it were, half the it team would be fired already well really about 8 hours ago, a new team hired and S*** up and running already so the company can continue making money...nobody goes home, everyone stays till s*** is resolved. But we are a bit capitalistic over here, might be different over there



slavery is out at the other side of the world ! just FYI
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#4889 - 2015-07-15 21:23:48 UTC
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Crash Dummy
The Corporation of Independent Pilots
#4890 - 2015-07-15 21:24:11 UTC
hey... my coffee went cold whilst I was reading this...
BlueJeff Azul
Reeloaded
Reeloaded.
#4891 - 2015-07-15 21:24:11 UTC
Hey, can someone bang on my Tiger I hatch when Eve is back online. I need to Pew-Pew so watch out World of Tanks Daddy is coming home, yeeehaw!
Rance Ikari
Perkone
Caldari State
#4892 - 2015-07-15 21:24:12 UTC
p a r t i c i p a t i o n
lBlacklWarriorl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4893 - 2015-07-15 21:24:17 UTC
http://clip2net.com/s/3kNexVz

This "picture" from 11:00 UTC but !

http://clip2net.com/s/3kNhWDk

No VIP mode ... And test server only VIP mode.
Whats going on and how much time we just see "Server status: offline" or "Server status : Unknown"
KiloAlpha
ImperiaI Federation
Goonswarm Federation
#4894 - 2015-07-15 21:24:23 UTC
Jack Danefield wrote:
KiloAlpha wrote:
Jack Danefield wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:
After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Twisted


Pictures or you're lieing


Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy.



you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker


YES!Big smile


internet fist bump ????Cool
Zalhera Beliar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4895 - 2015-07-15 21:24:26 UTC
McBarnacle wrote:
KiloAlpha wrote:
ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......


You're not much of an EVE player if you had time to get your GF pregnant.


naaaah, he just accidentally jumped his Avatar
Roydon Clovis
TSOI Holdings
#4896 - 2015-07-15 21:24:28 UTC
The funny thing about sitting in front of my computer and reading all the recriminations about pizza and not being able to play a game; in Managua Nicaragua there are people at the city dump seeking to look through the trash to find food. There are people in the USA waiting to see if there is a bed at the homeless shelter. And my major dissatisfaction in life is that I can't play my MMO game. Boy is my life easy.
Ted Rockson
Alpha Republic - Transcenders of Space and Time
Solyaris Chtonium
#4897 - 2015-07-15 21:24:32 UTC
Darilius Fury wrote:
Thank goodness the DEVS are Refueled!!

Time for PEPSI IV
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
#4898 - 2015-07-15 21:24:32 UTC
yo devs thats alota pizza there, can you send one direct to me ty
Darlucilic
#4899 - 2015-07-15 21:24:43 UTC
Are we there YET?
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
#4900 - 2015-07-15 21:24:44 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
Apparently quite a few bored players are actually clicking on the link in my sig, and discovering that, yes, I really did write Frozen fanfiction.

BTW, you don't need to be embarrassed. You can read the entire thing.


So did they build a snowman?