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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Minty Aroma
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4841 - 2015-07-15 21:19:39 UTC
NEED SPACESHIP COKE...
J'aurai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4842 - 2015-07-15 21:19:44 UTC
Best of luck on the fix.
Cephalosa Galactica
conch entertainment
#4843 - 2015-07-15 21:19:45 UTC
KiloAlpha wrote:
McBarnacle wrote:
KiloAlpha wrote:
ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......


You're not much of an EVE player if you had time to get your GF pregnant.



are you brain dead or just an idiot???

no wait ,, ill answer for you ,, your both because your face is crap and your breath smells of cat urine


Cat urine is really stinky
Jontra Wolta
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4844 - 2015-07-15 21:19:47 UTC
KiloAlpha wrote:
ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......


dude you should rejoice, not be mad...eve died just when you are going to become a father...more time for your kid
Tovo-vich Armer
Real Sporting United FC
#4845 - 2015-07-15 21:19:58 UTC
Kairos Antilles wrote:
Desert Ice78 wrote:
Back from the gym - how is it that you have all managed to fill another 100 freakin' pages??

Falcon - go home
Rest of CCP - if you haven't fixed it by now, your not going to be able to do it while sleeping on your keyboards, regardless of how much CCP Falcon glares are you from across the office. Start again tomorrow.
Everyone else - go outside. Novel experience.


It's after midnight, and the Saudis are shooting off automatic weapons outside the compound. I'm staying inside.


stay safe bro.
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#4846 - 2015-07-15 21:19:59 UTC
Desert Ice78 wrote:
Back from the gym - how is it that you have all managed to fill another 100 freakin' pages??

Falcon - go home
Rest of CCP - if you haven't fixed it by now, your not going to be able to do it while sleeping on your keyboards, regardless of how much CCP Falcon glares are you from across the office. Start again tomorrow.
Everyone else - go outside. Novel experience.


Let me translate this message for you #THREADWORMS

Translation-------

Back from one hand exercise - i feel stupid for not participating in this ffin amazing #THREADNAUGHT of this amazing game
BlackBeard NL
Black's Hats
#4847 - 2015-07-15 21:19:59 UTC
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Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
#4848 - 2015-07-15 21:20:07 UTC
The Federation Military Intelligence just reported that CCP got Scammed by Ferengi traders, and sold them defective server blades. The Grand Nagus just rewarded such mentioned traders with 1 million gold-press latinum.
Jim-Jack Hudson
#4849 - 2015-07-15 21:20:09 UTC
Thanks CCP, I'm sure you all are working hard to fix the problem.

Sorry for all the dumb people on here, if you even bother reading this crap.

Take your time to get things right before turning the servers on.

That being said, we shouldn't DEMAND compensation, but rather APPRECIATE any nice gift of unallocated SP.

Like the good old days...I'll happily wait it out for a couple million SP. :)

Good luck !! You can DO it! :)
Kal'Han
Kador Trade Company
#4850 - 2015-07-15 21:20:14 UTC
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:
Possible reboot maybe?

https://twitter.com/ccp_goliath/status/621423658096021504


nope, they are all watching this forum post an looping on the warrior video
KiloAlpha
ImperiaI Federation
Goonswarm Federation
#4851 - 2015-07-15 21:20:28 UTC
Jack Danefield wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:
After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Twisted


Pictures or you're lieing


Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy.



you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker
Martyr Oira
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4852 - 2015-07-15 21:20:33 UTC
John E Normus wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today...[/b]


WAT!?!



Deployment is happening, friend!
Emma Verondi
Highfarer-TerraCo Enterprises
#4853 - 2015-07-15 21:20:33 UTC
I just realised the time.. 23:19 (GMT+2) even if the servers come back up right now, I'd probably still just watch the "unknown" turn to "Online", smile in satisfaction and go to bed

"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
Kato's Pete
Doomheim
#4854 - 2015-07-15 21:20:37 UTC
So with any luck we wont have a DT tomorrow morning.
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
#4855 - 2015-07-15 21:20:44 UTC
The smell of overtime burning at CCP... Bear
Bignfurrie
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4856 - 2015-07-15 21:20:44 UTC
Bignfurrie wrote:
[quote=Bignfurrie]Your welcome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33n-IS8a1S4

This just in from CCP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3iFJpGJiug[
Kayou Aldeshaar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4857 - 2015-07-15 21:20:51 UTC
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:
YOU can definetly tell CCP is not an American company...if it were, half the it team would be fired already well really about 8 hours ago, a new team hired and S*** up and running already so the company can continue making money...nobody goes home, everyone stays till s*** is resolved. But we are a bit capitalistic over here, might be different over there


Yea, sure. Cause a new team of people unfamiliar with the game would totally be able to fix something that has been under constant development for over a decade and probably involves so much raw data that an average person would simply break down and cry if they had to deal with it.
Allen Naskingar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4858 - 2015-07-15 21:20:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Allen Naskingar
I need to say... This song seriously fits this situation so well:
It's All Over But the Crying
Dawn'of'the'DeAd
Trust Doesn't Rust
Goonswarm Federation
#4859 - 2015-07-15 21:20:59 UTC
ohh my have been waiting age sfor singularity to come back on so i can test a golum and still not up SadX
JS Enforcer
Royal Amarr Transportation
#4860 - 2015-07-15 21:21:04 UTC
XOS Psymon wrote:
Spaceship friends, this is something that will distract you for a bit, while CCP Devs digest their pizza and burp their beer.

http://map.norsecorp.com/


what was that all about? lol