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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Stvndog
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3581 - 2015-07-15 19:45:35 UTC
HEY, WHERES THAT OPEN TS FOR EVREYONE??
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#3582 - 2015-07-15 19:45:36 UTC
Sensei2630 Chakaid wrote:
If I was on a courier mission to deliver goods for another player, would I loose my collateral due to server being down??

Yup.

But then again, you really shouldn't be doing courier missions that cross into downtime.
Ted Rockson
Alpha Republic - Transcenders of Space and Time
Solyaris Chtonium
#3583 - 2015-07-15 19:45:46 UTC
Wheres the team at ccp #ITroom webcam entertain me.
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
#3584 - 2015-07-15 19:45:48 UTC
Leila Numanor wrote:
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons


Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please)

Also a dev-cuddle


Thnx


ArrowPS Vote ThreadNaught!!!
Shanza Shahni
Doomheim
#3585 - 2015-07-15 19:45:49 UTC
CCP Phantom wrote:
While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system.

Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!


Couldn't this be classed as cruel and unusual punishment What?
Emma Verondi
Highfarer-TerraCo Enterprises
#3586 - 2015-07-15 19:45:55 UTC
Datu Agimat wrote:
wattebausch wrote:
Quote:
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE

Cue mad scientist laugh.

Experiments!


Progress require experimentation!

"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007

Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
#3587 - 2015-07-15 19:45:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Leliana Cami Cotte
Propolis wrote:
CCP - Just gonna say, any half decent software developer would have rolled back the god awful patch you've obviously not tested properly way before the near 9 hour mark to bring services back online.


Already been discussed.

edit: Hey, I'm caught up.

Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!

Dirk Lance
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#3588 - 2015-07-15 19:46:07 UTC
I feel like my 10/10 from late last night is going to expire before it's back up. Cry
ap0phis Kaundur
Boston Dynamics
#3589 - 2015-07-15 19:46:08 UTC  |  Edited by: ap0phis Kaundur
Caboosette wrote:
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Caboosette wrote:
At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!!

To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel!
https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt


100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking.


Well sir if you would be so kind as to give me your location. As soon as our life comes back online, I will forward this to our delivery agents. We should be able to help you with your "giving a f#ck" issue. By delivering you the best munitions in New Eden.

o7



So, from mining to torpedoes delivery? Nice turn m8

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44799019/ :)
Juggy Spuds
Celestial Bonejob
#3590 - 2015-07-15 19:46:08 UTC
picked a bad day to come back on eve. paid, clicked play, sat back, sat back up again got up....
Tramp Steamer
The Society of Odd Fellows
#3591 - 2015-07-15 19:46:10 UTC
Maetel Lithium wrote:
I hope when it's all over CCP gives us tech nerd a look into what happened? How this all went wrong, and how they fixed it. It sounds like, once the frustration passes of having to fix it, it'll be an interesting story.


You're right, that would be most interesting
Cadoc Credence
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3592 - 2015-07-15 19:46:35 UTC
Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs"
Maikeru Asanari
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3593 - 2015-07-15 19:46:35 UTC
Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Stu Pendisdick wrote:
"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P




I was on a job last year and the customer wanted us to update some product we built like 15 years ago. They just wanted to rebuild with new seals and expect it to be all good. We told them that won't work with the other new systems and they asked why not? I looked him in the face and said, "Cause this program is run off DOS 3.1 and the CPU is a Pen 90 something. Hell the HD is in MB not GB. So now you see why we can't just upgrade the software and refurb the equipment?"
Flashmala
BlackWatch Industrial Group
Memento Moriendo
#3594 - 2015-07-15 19:46:42 UTC
Soooooo many pages..... I have a headache....

Give the hamsters more Red Bull dammit!

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
#3595 - 2015-07-15 19:46:57 UTC
Well chilling out with a glass of wine here.

Hope you CCP guys can solve the problem, allowing me a couple of hours game time here before I need bed. But if you can't, I can only hope this time tomorrow I will get back to the best MMO game.

And to all the eve addicts out there, hang in, am sure the CCP guys are doing what they can.
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
#3596 - 2015-07-15 19:47:00 UTC
Juggy Spuds wrote:
picked a bad day to come back on eve. paid, clicked play, sat back, sat back up again got up....


You think you got it bad... I bought 6 PLEX before finding out the server was down.

._.

CEO, Fleet Admiral

The Torchwood Institute for Advanced Studies in Systems Research, Cybernetics, and Drifter technologies

Proud member of SERAPH

"There is no good, no evil. There is only The State."

Zealous Miner
Doomheim
#3597 - 2015-07-15 19:47:06 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON

Y-...You monsters!

#FreeTranquility2015
#SayNoToServerAbuse
#HashtagsForHashtags

Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!

Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#3598 - 2015-07-15 19:47:09 UTC
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc...
The cabbie said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!''
So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ''How much for a ride to the airport,'' he asked?
''Fifteen bucks,'' came the reply.
''And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?''
''What?! Get the hell out of my cab.''
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ''How much for a ride to the airport?''
The cabbie replied, ''Fifteen bucks.''
The businessman said, ''OK,'' and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
#3599 - 2015-07-15 19:47:11 UTC
Thulium Strauss wrote:
Guys, Today Iceland will receive a flow of angry people with torches and Pitchforks demanding the sacrifice of CCP Fozzie in the name of BOB!



Can we burn his long ship?
Befreier
OpSec.
Wrong Hole.
#3600 - 2015-07-15 19:47:18 UTC
Retfird Rats wrote:
This is seriously not fixed?!?
I have less than 2 hours of work left now. I already lost some play time before work and am really not wanting to lose any after work. Besides, I got some research projects that need delivered. If you (CCP) can put a couple of my unresearched ship BPOs to ME 10% to make up for this though, I'd appreciate it. ;)



Srsly? You guys are pissing me off with this stupid "gimme stuff".Evil
How about you shut the f*ck up and let the dev´s work without acting like a *****?