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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Tillblik Mangeiri
Good Vibes LLC
#3481 - 2015-07-15 19:37:22 UTC
If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice?
Stvndog
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3482 - 2015-07-15 19:37:36 UTC
Amak Boma wrote:
my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel



please msg me where, and I'll gladly relay theinfo to our POS refueling team, We have specialized torpedoes that inject your POS with fuel on impact, trust me
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#3483 - 2015-07-15 19:37:39 UTC
While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system.

Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer
Thraktan Sal-Solo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3484 - 2015-07-15 19:37:40 UTC
Its a bummer that the game has been down all day. That being said though I appreciate that you keep us posted every 30 on status.

Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3485 - 2015-07-15 19:37:45 UTC
3 stranded sailors are captured by cannibals....

The sailors are brought to the leader of the cannibal tribe. He tells them they must go into the jungle, get 10 of one thing, and bring it back.

All the sailors leave at the same time.

The first sailor to return brings 10 apples. The tribe leader looks at the sailor and tells him that he must put all of the apples up his ass without making a facial expression or else he will be killed and eaten. He puts 1 apple up his ass, then tries a second, and yells in pain with tears streaming down his face. He is killed and eaten.

The second sailor to return brings back 10 grapes. The tribe leader explains the same rules to him as given to the first sailor, and points to the dead roasting body of his fellow sailor. With confidence he pulls down his pants, and begins putting the grapes up his ass. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... he begins laughing, and he is taken and killed.

As the second sailor arrives in heaven, the first sailor, puzzled, asks him, "Why did you laugh? you could have easily put all of the grapes up your ass."

The first sailor replies with, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third sailor coming back with pineapples."

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Charnen Xar'ro
EntroPraetorian Academy
EntroPraetorian Aegis
#3486 - 2015-07-15 19:37:48 UTC
We all know whats really happening. The EVE Gate is collapsing a second time, and CCP is making preparations to install the NEW Eve Online. Say goodbye to space battles and industry everyone....the game is now about rebuilding society and trying to scratch a meager existence in these new dark times.
veolias
The Untraceable
M A R A K U G A
#3487 - 2015-07-15 19:37:48 UTC
Crucial King wrote:
All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.

If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.



I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :)
Biosoga
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#3488 - 2015-07-15 19:37:48 UTC
MOM?
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3489 - 2015-07-15 19:37:53 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - SERVER IS ****** - NO ETA - WE ARE GOING HOME - WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
Leila Numanor
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#3490 - 2015-07-15 19:37:56 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons



Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here....
Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)


i prefer lemons on a unicorn
Tyson Paige
Temple of Zeus
#3491 - 2015-07-15 19:37:56 UTC
Why is It called a mumble server?! Speak up people!
Tobias Acuerdo
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3492 - 2015-07-15 19:37:59 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school.

While there, she always fell asleep.

At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"

The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.

The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"

The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"

Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"

The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.

The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"

The teacher said "Excellent!"

Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"

The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.

She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"

The teacher fainted.

Its easy to see how you spend your bouts of insomnia. Write more, sleep less. Lol
Fuzzy TheBear
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3493 - 2015-07-15 19:38:02 UTC
Anyone know what the record for downtime is ?

It's been a solid 8.5 hours of downtime just curious ..

And one more < hiccups > for the road ..
Sir Constantin
#3494 - 2015-07-15 19:38:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Constantin
Man this is a long day for the developers. Sad
As a tech nerd I would like to see later a devlog with what happened and how they manage to fix the issue.
Danny Nuttall
Perkone
Caldari State
#3495 - 2015-07-15 19:38:13 UTC
i feel like im in rehab

Aka the MatchMaker
Turgle Miner
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3496 - 2015-07-15 19:38:23 UTC
moondrak
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3497 - 2015-07-15 19:38:30 UTC
the real truth here is the hamster that powers there cluster made a break for it ... and now there trying to find him !
Azorius Cendrescion
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3498 - 2015-07-15 19:38:30 UTC
This posting rate is insane, we don't even have time to read all of them.
Koraz Okanata
Kore S Infinite
#3499 - 2015-07-15 19:38:32 UTC
Dev blog video needed asap! Big smile
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
#3500 - 2015-07-15 19:38:38 UTC
Tillblik Mangeiri wrote:
If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice?


CODE will help us catch up.