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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Dominic Altol
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3221 - 2015-07-15 19:14:24 UTC
I forgot my password
Tarkus Jedari
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3222 - 2015-07-15 19:14:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarkus Jedari
Figures, the day I stay up all night to get on immediately after down time and this happens........and least we all seem to be having fun in the fourms here
Ygaff Desfois
W4LK1NG D34D
#3223 - 2015-07-15 19:14:53 UTC
CCP should remove the VIP MODE on Sisi until they finish working on TQ... It could be a pain relief for stressfull people who get mad about that unexpected downtime...

Evil
Tovo-vich Armer
Real Sporting United FC
#3224 - 2015-07-15 19:14:55 UTC
Good luck out there on that Iceland thingy.

Keep us posted Blink
Tyson Paige
Temple of Zeus
#3225 - 2015-07-15 19:14:57 UTC
Y0UR M0THER wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
If I end up having another baby due to this down time, I expect EVE to pay child support! LolLolLol


Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker



Hump Day + Happy Hour = ? Big smileEvil
Barrak
The Painted Ones
#3226 - 2015-07-15 19:15:12 UTC
ITs UP!!!!!!

YAY
veolias
The Untraceable
M A R A K U G A
#3227 - 2015-07-15 19:15:12 UTC
cheerio story TLDR.

Can anyone summarize ?
Jermanicus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3228 - 2015-07-15 19:15:22 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.


haha, whats funny is my wife sent me that link on facebook!
wattebausch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3229 - 2015-07-15 19:15:33 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:

19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET

Testing the fix for the fix for the issues? :D
vccv
#3230 - 2015-07-15 19:15:35 UTC
Chriz East wrote:
are the server down ? cant log on ?



Must be just you. Were all here just hanging out, sipping cocktails and posting thoughts on the treatment of hamsters nowadays.
Obi SToN3D
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#3231 - 2015-07-15 19:15:51 UTC
"Fozziesov broke eve first"
Naxirian
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3232 - 2015-07-15 19:15:54 UTC
Danny Nuttall wrote:
yea get EvE,
get ganked mining your back out for zilch,
get tired of it,
quit
get emails asking to return,
ignore,
see 'this is EvE' and come back with a new toon,
get your skills sorted after doing the starter career missions
find that the servers are no longer online, you can't play EvE due to this....
go on the only other game you bother with,
oh wait Dust and EvE are on the same server,

seven hours later and the pool's still closed due to tactical genius


Mining. That's where you went wrong lol. Screwed your entire EVE career right there =D

Asus Crosshair VI Hero X370 Motherboard

AMD Ryzen 7 1700 @ 4GHz

2 x R9 290X 4GB Crossfire @ 1150MHz

Full EKWB Custom Watercooling Loop

16GB Corsair Vengeance LED Red DDR4 RAM @ 3000MHz
Barrak
The Painted Ones
#3233 - 2015-07-15 19:15:57 UTC
Only joking.............EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3234 - 2015-07-15 19:16:01 UTC
A woman was involved in a near-fatal car accident that rendered her comatose. For weeks she laid in her hospital bed, showing no signs of improvement. Her faithful husband visited her several times a day, never giving up hope. One morning, a nurse was performing a sponge bath on her patient when she put the warm and moist sponge between her legs. Noticing an immediate positive response on the heart and brain monitors, she immediately went to get the doctor. With the doctor present, she did the same thing to her patient, getting the same result. The doctor was very excited, viewing this as a major breakthrough. He quickly called the woman's husband, explaining that he needed to come to the hospital ASAP. Arriving just minutes later, the doctor explained all of this to the man. The doctor believed that if perhaps the man would enter his wife's room and have oral sex with her, she may regain consciousness. "I'll try anything for my beautiful wife. I just want her back," explained the now-optimistic husband. The medical staff all had left the room to give the couple the privacy they needed. About twenty minutes had passed when the man exited the room, sobbing uncontrollably. "What happened? Is she conscious?" asked the doctor. "No", the man replied. "I don't know what happened. I think she choked to death!"

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Stvndog
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3235 - 2015-07-15 19:16:11 UTC
I'm super trashed forn the drikning gmae, I told yougguys that you hacve to take a shot everytime somewon blamds CCP FOZZIE!

Play by teh rules!!
Cadoc Credence
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3236 - 2015-07-15 19:16:12 UTC
Bobby Shyne wrote:
Need isk when coming back online?

Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you!

Use my ISK Multiplier service!

I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!

Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!

Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service!

Guaranteed to make you happy! Big smile


I'm Shyning it!


Sir, I have already trademarked this scam.

Please retract this statement before my lawyers take legal action.
Galathroxxx
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3237 - 2015-07-15 19:16:16 UTC
Is the server down then? I hadn't noticed.
Panthe3 Black
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3238 - 2015-07-15 19:16:28 UTC
veolias wrote:
cheerio story TLDR.

Can anyone summarize ?





think it was about not eating them. please ignore this is just a TEST
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3239 - 2015-07-15 19:16:37 UTC
CCP actually just spilled coke on the hardware - http://gifland.us/555462
Vox Anon
Jita Capital Group
#3240 - 2015-07-15 19:17:06 UTC
EDIT:

a quick review of posts:

30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini

5% joke about compensation

35% actual request for compensation

20% general back patting / trolling

10% drinking game (please x-post rules)

<1% tittiez

Shake. My. Head.