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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Terry Gillan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2821 - 2015-07-15 18:39:11 UTC
I didn't notice difficulties of this scale earlier... Just lately... Maybe because I didn't play that much? :)

But anyway, everyone says this is normal or are the prolonged downtimes on a steep rise, as I feel it?
It may be, gentlemen at CCP has reached some kind of limit with complexity of the whole system.
Or not?
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#2822 - 2015-07-15 18:39:14 UTC
ScramWeb McPewPew wrote:
Where can I get my money back?

So much money each month is streaming towards CCP and they can't even buy decent programmers and/or equipment.

Nuff said.


stupid is what stupid does

Just Add Water
Vox Anon
Jita Capital Group
#2823 - 2015-07-15 18:39:23 UTC
we are posting about 6 posts a minute.... 20 posts per page... one page per 3 and half minutes...
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#2824 - 2015-07-15 18:39:26 UTC
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
Cat silth
Diversity 101
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#2825 - 2015-07-15 18:39:29 UTC
Elmattador DeathStar wrote:
Today we have EVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!!EvilEvilEvil

Hope they all give 1 day of free play time to compensate the players loss


yes and it my day off
Sansh Leko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2826 - 2015-07-15 18:39:52 UTC
Sylvia Marie wrote:
Thanks to server down time I was able to read every post on this 140 page thread. And its still down.



Go back and re-read, maybe you missed something.

By the time you reach this quote, there will be extra 140 pages for you to read Big smile

EVE Forever
Erion Black
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2827 - 2015-07-15 18:39:54 UTC
oh crap, I need to shave again?! Come on CCP, the problem is probably easier than you're making it out to be. Stop fooling around with the Super Smash Bros., and fix this so we can get back to do what we do best. K? Thx!
Sizeof Void
Ninja Suicide Squadron
#2828 - 2015-07-15 18:39:59 UTC
According to the ghost of Steve Jobs, should remove Flash from all of the servers... lol.
Picah Ascending
Miners League of Exploration Coalition
#2829 - 2015-07-15 18:40:02 UTC
Imagine the soaring of nerdic dopemine levels when its comes back online
Allen Naskingar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2830 - 2015-07-15 18:40:09 UTC
Elmattador DeathStar wrote:
Today we have EVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!!EvilEvilEvil

Hope they all give 1 day of free play time to compensate the players loss

One day for what? For most of us to shipspin in station playing other games or warping between random systems not getting **** done? That's probably what I'd do xD
Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#2831 - 2015-07-15 18:40:22 UTC
Server still down? How can I update my Jita orders so everyone can buy my stuff???

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Frozen fanfiction
JFKen Imperia
Beyond Frontier
Pandemic Horde
#2832 - 2015-07-15 18:40:26 UTC
Why serneity is fine ? They don't have the patch at the same time ?
Victor Sane
A-1 Industrial and Salvage
#2833 - 2015-07-15 18:40:29 UTC
its a plot i tell you we saw vip mode on. its must be C.O.D.E. behind the scenes nulling all sov :D
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2834 - 2015-07-15 18:40:34 UTC
Nelson Hoaver wrote:
Sylvia Marie wrote:
Thanks to server down time I was able to read every post on this 140 page thread. And its still down.



I am sorry for you.



LOL i was able to post on almost every page in this forum HAH!


... oh wait...

<(''<)............... Escape!

A New Voice for a New Eden
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
#2835 - 2015-07-15 18:40:55 UTC
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.

I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
Trev WarpedOut
Windrammers
Goonswarm Federation
#2836 - 2015-07-15 18:40:56 UTC
Duk'hai Angelis wrote:
So... CCP also are having CODE problems...


ha i see what you did there and i like it
Ozymandias Cragg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2837 - 2015-07-15 18:40:57 UTC
Altirius Saldiaro wrote:
TQ needs new hamsters. Seems the old one have out lived their use.

Hamsters get tired. When they are tired they become irritable and find it difficult to concentrate or to find motivation. That may be why the startup is not working well.
Perhaps they should be replaced by gerbils on zero hours contracts?
IndygoSoul
Constant Progress League
#2838 - 2015-07-15 18:41:03 UTC
IndygoSoul wrote:
Ok, read this carefully...


I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.

You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...

Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.

I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)


also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D


bump
Waylan Yutani
SkyLark Insurgency
#2839 - 2015-07-15 18:41:07 UTC
Hey, have you tried clearing the cache yet.. Just an idea Lol
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
#2840 - 2015-07-15 18:41:11 UTC
Kant Boards wrote:
Ben Bernannke wrote:
Is anybody else not able to log in to EVE?

I cant log in either buddy, lets protest





Do you think the developers/CCP knows? Maybe we should start a forum discussion.