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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Simon Anaidni
Scalar Magnetics
#2161 - 2015-07-15 17:29:43 UTC
David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote:
Dear IT-wizards;

The answer is 42.

Sincerely,

The universe.



Yes!!!, All hail Dave for quiring the Universe for the solution, CCP you have permission to deploy 42
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2162 - 2015-07-15 17:29:55 UTC
just to keep everyone occupied during extended downtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
Suotana
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#2163 - 2015-07-15 17:30:01 UTC
For compensation CCP will pay for the medical bills / funerals of everyone participating in the drinking games
Anslo
Scope Works
#2164 - 2015-07-15 17:30:02 UTC
WOW I finally get a snipe and it magically goes back to the bottom of page 108. TQ isn't the only thing messing up. ;-;

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Scarlett Stolas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2165 - 2015-07-15 17:30:05 UTC
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Trademaster Rob wrote:
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Just to keep things in perspective for you all:

There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.

So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.

If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.


It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less)


Well, no one else made any ISK either...so you are exactly where you were in relation to the entire community. I hope this makes you feel better.
Yeah, you've not lost any more than anyone else.
Connor Trentman
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2166 - 2015-07-15 17:30:08 UTC
have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Dude Ringfield
Antec Universal Collective
#2167 - 2015-07-15 17:30:08 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Caboosette wrote:
Eve-Radio playing Ridin Durty.

Was hoping for Ridin Nerdy. Thats my theme song. lol



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
here's the video :)



that was funny
Berthalost Rex
Moosearmy
The Initiative.
#2168 - 2015-07-15 17:30:15 UTC
Well this gave me enough time to smoke 3 racks of ribs with apple and plum wood, make my special sauce. Now it is time for EVE.
Yuji Nakamura
Lithic Ventures Mining Company
Main Stage Strip Miners Excavation and Exploration
#2169 - 2015-07-15 17:30:23 UTC
It was either work or EVE tonight - guess fate decided for me :(
Caboosette
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2170 - 2015-07-15 17:30:28 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:


17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
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Our customers are being deprived!
Just Another
Cosmos Industrial
Cosmos Origins
#2171 - 2015-07-15 17:30:30 UTC
Weird ... .went to another page to watch some of my shows, and for some reason, this thread popped up in another tab, without me clicking for it, and after I have been off here for 20 minutes or so ...Shocked Just let happen when the servers come back up ... im missing out on ice...
Sister Abigal
Sister's of Evil
#2172 - 2015-07-15 17:30:31 UTC
ah they fork up againOops
Anozeph
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2173 - 2015-07-15 17:30:38 UTC
lets start the eve equivilent of ISIS and lets watch this ****** burn
Zion Cedric
Space Safari
#2174 - 2015-07-15 17:30:49 UTC
I am just staring at the launcher.

At least it gives me some comfort in these tough times...
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
#2175 - 2015-07-15 17:30:53 UTC
Leeloo Killik wrote:
Mevius Three wrote:
Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP!


Nah, they are probably drinking beers making fun of Fozzie Pirate


They finished 3 hours ago and are just using this as a way to get a day off.
Teneveve Zhjenaal
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2176 - 2015-07-15 17:30:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Teneveve Zhjenaal
Bird-Hare Bearchest wrote:
Can I violence space ships yet?


This is my favorite quote of the thread.
Sanjin
Doomheim
#2177 - 2015-07-15 17:30:55 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Sanjin wrote:
Maybe you should all get onto how this relates to other things?

How does it affect Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, purple penguins, and the stars and bars?

TwistedTwisted



I don't know, but Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and "purple penguins" kinda relate to a really specific set of things.

Something you'd like to share with us friend? It's cool, we're pretty accepting. Hell, I got back from having my surgery in Thailand not too long ago. Great stuff.



Most of what I can share is along the lines of 'Don't ask, don't tell.' I liked that policy.

I didn't ask. So why am I constantly being told? Bruce/Caitlyn should be able to be whatever, in silence. There is no need to tell.

Seems like today, there is a lot of need to tell me things, things I never asked. I was just trying to introduce some levity into the situation, but what I can tell you is that love the stars and bars, and that's a lot more of an issue for me than Bruce ever was, or eve being down.

Look at how fast these posts come. There is, and I'm not even being facetious here, more interest generated in server downtime than in most anything I've recently seen. Anyhows, enough blather, unless you have something amusing you want to add, that is.
JFKen Imperia
Beyond Frontier
Pandemic Horde
#2178 - 2015-07-15 17:31:02 UTC
Mevius Three wrote:
Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP!

Or maybe they're all have fun at beach ... who knows ? Cool
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2179 - 2015-07-15 17:31:07 UTC
You know the community would be more understanding if they tell us what is happening, servers not booting up, code they just input screwed everything, gremlins started drinking their beer so they can't get their morning fix.
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
#2180 - 2015-07-15 17:31:13 UTC
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Trademaster Rob wrote:
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Just to keep things in perspective for you all:

There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.

So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.

If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.


It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less)


Well, no one else made any ISK either...so you are exactly where you were in relation to the entire community. I hope this makes you feel better.



Hehehehehehehehehehehe nice remark dude plus3